Regretting your Leave vote yet, isle monkeys?

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>posting swiss candy
What did he mean by this?

Stop crying fuckface, I'm sure your leaders and the leaders of Belgium will find a another country to try and fuck over.
I hear Turkey is wanting to join your club.

lol, Turkey will never join the EU.

>(((bankers))) going into a panic
>don't know what the fuck to do
>George Soros trying to devalue the British Pound
>Brexit just happened

Do you even know the history of the British? They don't even need the EU. Stop shilling for Merkel.

RULE, BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA, RULE THE WAVES!
BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER WILL BE SLAVES!

>Do you even know the history of the British?

I do.

They decided to fuck themselves, by abandoning industry and creating an internationalized financial hub economy.

Then they blamed the shortcomings of this procedure on the EU and further fucked themselves by destroying their only leading industry, international finance.

Churmanys tantrums and coping mechanisms are hilarious

Men of Harlech stand ye steady
It can not be ever said ye
For the battle were not ready
Welshmen never yield!!!

Oh father dear father,
That couldn't be achieved,
I'm off to join that gallant band,
The Ulster volunteers,
For as long as Derry's walls still stand,
And the River Boyne still flows,
In every field of Ulster soil,
The orange lily grows.

Meanwhile in Germany...

We still lead the world in salt mining.

Hail, Caledonia, to our ancient prayer.
In this Highland Cathedral, let our standards, bear.
Joining, together, with one dream to share.
God bless the people of this land so fair.

Poor butthurt Hans, so wracked with guilt and inadequacy. So obsessed with materialism.

You'll never know the feeling of national pride and sense of purpose.

Everything is better than ruled by the EU, even bankruptcy

And there's another country, I've heard of long ago,
Most dear to them that love her, most great to them that know;
We may not count her armies, we may not see her King;
Her fortress is a faithful heart, her pride is suffering;
And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase,
And her ways are ways of gentleness, and all her paths are peace.

>mfw Germany is using us to bully Britain
We're in need of some freedom, America.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

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They weren't ruled by the EU. They blocked many important decisions. It's only now that we can have a financial transaction tax and a common European army.

"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

>European Army
The United Kingdom and France are the only real armies in the EU, luckily for you France is eager to hand their army over.... for now.

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its because the triangles are gonna be smaller on the english variety or some shit dumb spic

And lets face it, we have the power of Gods in our Arsnel, not only do we control the Atom but we have the delivery methods to put 70,000 kts of NUCLEAR FUCKYOU anywhere on the planet, persubmarine

>18kts
The size of the yield the Hiroshima bomb, pic related
>475 kts
The size of the warheads carried by our Trident II missiles
>12
The Number of warheads each Trident II missile can carry
>12-16
The number of Trident II Missiles that each Vanguard Submarine can carry
>4
The number of Ballistic submarines we have, with at least one at undetected somewhere in the sea at all times for the last 60 years.

Stop LARPing like your military is a threat to us.

>I'm sure your leaders and the leaders of Belgium will find a another country to try and fuck over.
we're part of the big boys now

I look like the guy on the right, and yet all my heritage is white english.

Hm.

Just because you're in charge, doesn't mean you're a BIG GUY

What are you gonna do Hanz, send in your broomadiers?

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Long Live The Empire.

Proud to have British blood running through me

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>Royal cuck's

So who's gonna fill the hole left by England?
I gave an idea

Wait for it :)

T U R K E Y
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Your Euromonies will be well spent I assure you

Why do T*rks even browse Sup Forums

They don't browse /pol.

It's just we Australians trolling you with proxies.

What a meme!

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What the fuck was his problem?

Meh I don't care either way, fuck the (((EU))) though.

This man slaps your ass

What do?

>implying I mind that Toblerone's will now be lower in calories per pack

Hey Germany. Guess what.

We're going to create our own EU made up of all the nations who choose to leave.

What you gonna do about it?

As soon as that shit came out it was all over Facebook and I dearly wanted to find some of the shit that cunt was talking before Brexit but it's like it's all been scrubbed from the internet. Can anyone find me Tusk's threats?

Originally we had 100% of the say
Then we had about 10% of the say
>you're not being ruled

Ok then hans

PAY DEBNTS KRAUT! PAY NOW! GAS THE GERMIES, WW3 NOW!

Germany has never beaten England in a war lmfao

Don't worry, we'll free you all soon enough.

Talks about Britain, BRITAIN, dropping nukes on anyone.
>Stop LARPing
Kek son, you bongs have lost the plot, completely.

No Germany. I am not. Best thing we did

>Lose second biggest net contributor to union
>Become sole contributor to the entire union

You're not getting off easy either Hans, enjoy handing over all that hard earned German taxpayers' money in gibs for the PIIGS basket case economies. Not to mention all those rapefugees you're going to get when Schulz opens the borders to them and the EU imposes it's quotas on you. Loads of good old niggers to go on top of the Middle Eastern rapefugees.

Anyway, shouldn't you be getting back to caring for your wife's chocolate-coloured son at this time of day? What a useless house husband you are just shitposting on Sup Forums all day.

>Makes statement about the Battle of Britian
>Posts a Polish squadron

Topkek

Oh well, at least this time we'll have even more Poles that can fight for us.

pay debnts

No. Are you regretting taking in all those refugees?

>a common European army.

Armed with brooms.

guess what

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TICK TOCK, HANS

what?

I'm not an isle monkey.

I give thanks to god for the brexit that will reunite Spain at last.

Thank you dear british people.

Kek, saved

Why are English people potentially one of the most disgusting, annoying bunch of folk in Europe?
Council house dwellers, disgusting accents are even more revolting nationalism.

Hans' autistic screeching over his gay empire walling apart, makes my peepee hard.

Thanks took me a while to make, desu.

Reunite you with North Africa and the Arab world?

we are not in the EU you dummy

I read yesterday that India is going to negotiate freedom of movement with the UK. Enjoy more poo than ever before bongs

Why is it always a kraut?

Thank you, Balticbro.

>Revolting Nationalism
Go away, unpatriotic faggot.

Britain will regret this, in 10 years they will come back grovelling to be let in.

It is all going as planned.

chicken butt

So, that's like the fleet you use while the all rest of your ships sit back at home for maintenance, right?

I support an Independent Republic of Scotland.

.>tfw I missed that it includes the auxiliary
>tfw that's only projected for 2020

No problem, balts will allways help anglo saxons.

Well the English had a lot to be proud of.... HAD

I could be destitute and living out of a dustbin and I'd still do it again.

So... I am the only one that has noticed article 50 hasn't been enacted yet, which means Britain is still a part of the EU?

Nvm, it was enacted yesterday/today.

You know we're still part of the eu for another 2 years, right?

>Implying
Dont rule it out, Erdogan started calling everyone nazi's and started fearmongering to give the EU a better position Just before European elections are started and after pro EU kabinets have been installed in the paying countries all sovereignty Will be gone before the next round of elections and Turkey Will be thanked for making it possible and added to the fold by the Commission

PAY NATO DEBTS

No but I'm regretting allowing Germany to still be able to exist you cucks.