Communism can never wor-

>Communism can never wor-

>communism can work in a low-quality children's cartoon
Sup Forums BTFO

>I'm a freeloader so I get free shit
YAY COMMUNISM

wtf i love lenin now

requesting the unedited version where they all show up with only spoons and bowls and resort to cannibalism

What if he didn't have a bowl and spoon? What if none of them had it you dumb fuck.

>always contribute nothing
>still get gibs
Heh i figured out the system

what is this garbage

Here you go

>it works in a stupid over simplified cartoon
>one post by this ID
Really makes you think

>in realitiy
>I don't have celery!
>I don't have garlic!
>I don't have onions!
>lol we've got fuck all and everyone is starving!
>Don't worry comrades, there's just enough left for Comrade Frog and the glorious party! Yaaaaay!

>implying in commuism theyd have any food to begin with

Communism=starvation=bullshit.

GDR never suffered from starvation. Yeah the system was oppressive as hell but at least they weren't starving.

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So communism means everyone bringing their own ingredients? it seems to be a pretty ineffective way of doing it when 1 or 2 persons could easily do the shopping. It was nice of them to share with the little green one, but sharing should not be over done, as he may become overly reliant and not attempt to provide anything himself.

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>inb4 china isn't really communist

>next day the dog didn't bring anything, he didn't have to
>then the pig didn't bring anything, he didn't have to
>then all three were sent to gulag by state
>the end

Only rural and suburban retards support communism.

City people all support a neoliberal globalized technocracy.

tpbp

the breakdown starts when it's time to do the dishes

communism means sharing what we have got with others.
Sup Forums is actually a communist board.

With communism no one has anything

delet this

wtf I love free shit now

Next frame: "Now we have nothing!"

>make soup by yourself with ingredients you made by yourself
>suddenly bunch of armed soldiers come to your kitchen, take over half of the soup, and redistribute it to the people who didn't make soup
>most of the people didn't make their own soup not because they couldn't but because they didn't want to because they know they can get it for free
>the ones who couldn't make their own soup couldn't do it because the armed troops took their money to pay for their guns

This is the intellectual level of marxism and still, 170 years, there are still people, who would push for this infantile fantasy of a drunken retard.

Daily reminder than capitalism doesn't prohibit charity or sharing. It only removes the compulsary requirement to do so by threat of force.

that's right Boris!
so you are a supporter of Soros charity foundations, isn't it?

there's a huge difference between sharing some food among friends at a dinner party and the government seizing all the food and redistributing it among strangers against their will as a matter of routine policy

Sure. People who have no economic or organizational management skills but are devout ideologues are surely the most qualified for running national food production.. There is a difference between people like the germans and people like the chinese. Marx was reluctant to push for his ideas outside of western Europe and Northern America for a reason. Sup Forums if anyone should be aware of why socialism/communism is failure in the 3.rd world shitholes but seems to function in developed nations. Like Che Guevara said and I'm paraphrasing here: It's not because the system is shit it's because the people managing it are shit.

Ever read "The Little Red Hen"? Seems like its about your speed.

In this story, a red hen works hard to grow and harvest crops, mill flour and collect eggs. When she has gathered all of her ingredients she sets to working making a nice cake. All throughout the story she asks the other animals for help but they all decline because they are idle and useless. Once the cake is baked the other animals all really want to help eat it, however, the little red hen keeps the cake all to herself and rightly so. The moral is that you have to work for the things you want, that nobody owes you anything and you aren't entitled to the things that other people create.

You can't keep taking from society without giving anything back.

And that's the problem. People are naturally selfish and careless, so there must be someone who forces them to share and help those in need.

>See Sup Forums, I told you it was possible! It was real in my mind!

Not sure if you intended to make me laugh or are just an idiot.

Why should people share what they worked hard for?

underrated.

Where's the Pepe edit?

I know right. Big brother government knows best what's good for us!

As a Czech you should know better.

>Humans aren't naturally gree-

>What is scarcity

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The Barbarian hopes — and that is the mark of him, that he can have his cake and eat it too. He will consume what civilization has slowly produced after generations of selection and effort, but he will not be at pains to replace such goods, nor indeed has he a comprehension of the virtue that has brought them into being. Discipline seems to him irrational, on which account he is ever marvelling that civilization, should have offended him with priests and soldiers.
The Barbarian wonders what strange meaning may lurk In that ancient and solemn truth, " Sine Auctoritate nulla vita."
In a word, the Barbarian is discoverable everywhere in this, that he cannot make: that he can befog and destroy but that he cannot sustain; and of every Barbarian in the decline or peril of every civilization exactly that has been true.
We sit by and watch the barbarian. We tolerate him in the long stretches of peace, we are not afraid.
We are tickled by his irreverence; his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creed refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond, and on these faces there are no smiles.

>GDR never suffered from starvation

No they just had food rationing until the 70s and after that relied on people to grow their own vegetables

The artist forgot to show the next meal where no one but the frog brings food and they all go home hungry.

In small communities it works. When you know the person the food is going to you know it's not going to some freeloader but it's going to your neighbor. That's why it works in Denmark relatively well.

It's the governments job to grow food goy

That isn't communism. Communism isn't volontary.

>And that's the problem. People are naturally selfish and careless, so there must be someone who forces them to share and help those in need.

So then what are you waiting for? Want to match a 1000$ donation with me? Or are you the typical - let's pass a law so the other guy pays for me bullshitters. You don't give a fuck about others you just want to make it sound like you're compassionate as you ask the state to put the gun behind my head to pay for your mistakes - so you can go out in a pussy hat asking people to be compassionate for the actual poor.

I fucking loathe people like you.

>Pepe frog has nothing
>still getting free food

cheecky bastard

This

it would be more accurate if they had to give all their food to a government agent, he cooks the food, eats half of it himself and rations the rest because it has to be enough for the whole week

There needs to be officers behind them pointing guns at them and the guy who has no food is shot.

That's communism

To be fair, I'd give that that lil' guy some food. Now negroids... they can fuck right off.

Nice

>Carrots
>Celery
>Onions
>Salt
>Pepper
>Garlic

Great.

>Parsley

Fuck off, that shit tastes like nothing.

And where's the meat? Hold up, I got a whole freezer full of dead animals. I can literally bring an entire deer.

I recall listening to some recordings of our Great Depression, which (((Franklin Rosenvelt))) tried to pride himself on using Communism to fix. I suppose it could have been worse.

It was an old woman, and she prefaced the whole bit with the shame of having to stand on a line to get some food from a soup kitchen. She said she was always taught to never use swear words, but she had a family to feed and when she got to the front of the line they were just ladeling out oily water from the top of the pot and she got mad and said, "dig down damn it!" so she could get something more than water to feed her children with.

Of course they never tell you this was the intentional plot of the Jew bankers to take over the US and genocide the goyim in the process, just as they do everywhere else in the world.

>1 post by this ID

dont reply to slide threads.

>NEED ORGANS???

This is the most frightening thing I have seen all morning.

what r u

>CONFIDENTIALITY
>Our line of work is highly confidential.
We believe that our ascertainment of organs is to rid the world of the worthless human beings that leech on our society’s resources. Each body can supply 7 organs, each freshly extracted when required. We ensure that we give life to those who play a vital role in society.

Woah south africa, you scary

Nice

That isnt communism. If you were in possession of vegetables you would be considered a theif and likely die for it. Looks to me like a Christian soup kitchen.

looks like an libertarian paradise to me

So youre saying nationality is important regarding socialism?

Really should have that chimney attended to.

Sure communism kind of works. When it voluntary. Once you force someone to join it falls apart. And if the next slides of this comic is the group cooking the pig because they need more food. for the frog.

>Communism can never work outside of a fictional fantasy land
Thank you for proving that

Oh yeah I remember that parents reading that story to me all the time when I was a kid. Never thought about the message it conveys, gotta buy that book for my future kids.
>implying I will have kids

>Who will help me bake this cake?
Not I, said the pig.
Not I, said the donkey.
Not I, said the cow.

So the red hen baked it herself.

>tfw while reading the wikipedia article
It's kind of ironic that it's a russian folk tale. The USSR being a big example of failed communism.

>Sure communism kind of works. When it voluntary.

It by definition cannot be voluntary, and it never has or will worked. Understand 80% of any given population is going to do the least amount of work possible to stay fed. Communism is nothing more than that 80% convincing the other 20% they will be killed if they don't follow their demands.

All that talk of people getting along is fine in all until the state runs out of food just like in every single communist collapse, and then all that good will turns into cannibalism and anarchy EVERY SINGLE TIME. Can you name a single capitalistic society that has collapsed to the point of where they are eating their children?

Communism is fine as long as everyone involved is consenting.
Looks like everyone in the pic is consenting.
No issue here.

How can someone consent to something they never chose? Did everyone in the USSR consent - oh no, that's right everyone that disagreed was brutally murdered or starved to death. But I repeat myself.

well said

communism=bullshit

can me and my 1 million colleagues join in for free ?

Communism has good intentions I guess, but that's how you pave the road to hell.

Whatever the intention, I'm glad my parents read books like that to me. That way, I understood at an early age that life is unfair and you have to do things yourself. Then again, we also grew up somewhat poor and had to work.

Socialism can't calculate.

>It's not because the system is shit it's because the people managing it are shit

When it fails everywhere, what does that mean then?

Remember that Time Communism didn't lead to mass Starvation?

USSR? no, about 20+ million died in one year alone
China? no, that's 76 million lives lost

is there any example of Communism not being a fucking disaster?

Commies would say them paying taxes is their contribution. But I think your point still stands.

>I have a carrot quota!
>I have a celeriac because the politburo thinks it's the same as celery!
>I don't have onions because the politburo didn't assign any!
>I don't have parsley because the queue was too long and they ran out!
>I have black market salt and pepper that's been inside a man's anus!
>I have five tons of garlic because there was a production glut!
>I still don't have shit, and now I have no bowl!
>there's famine for everyone!
>fuck!

>Communism is a stage of society in which the productive infrastructure is socially owned, and goods are produced not in order to sell for profit, but in order to meet a social need.

This kills growth as, by this statement, you should not overproduce or increase quality of a product. If you are not allowed to compete, your country cannot grow.
“I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.” -Winston S. Churchill

>Communism in it's full form is a stateless, classless society that follows the maxim "From each according to their ability, to each according to their need."

Pretty much same as before, there is no way an economy following this principle can grow.

>To achieve such a society Marxism-Leninism teaches us that we must replace the capitalist state, which is controlled by the capitalist class, by a socialist state, which is controlled by the working class. Then, a period of class struggle follows in which the capitalist class is liquidated by the working class. When the capitalist class has been completely vanquished, there will be only one class, the working class, and eventually the functions of the state will become indistinguishable from the functions of the society as a whole, and the state as such will 'wither away' as Marx said.

Communism goes against human nature. It suppresses greed, a desire that cannot be suppressed. In a capitalist society, greedy capitalists have the opportunity to increase their wealth, while competing against rival capitalists who are doing the same. In order for a capitalist to increase his wealth, he has to expand his business and pay his workers more than hire rivals, creating jobs and fair wages. He also has to produce superior products or services, providing goods at lower prices and higher quality.

We sold all your celery and onions to the USA to build tanks

Oops

Growth for the sake of growth is the modus operandi of cancer.

DO NOT GO TO THE WEBSITE

>"On average 22 people die each day waiting for a transplant. There’s no need to waste any more time sitting on a list, contact us today and an organ will be sourced within one week – we have an unlimited supply."

>you will never have a fresh set of kidneys
fuck

No, cancer is unrestrained growth + disruption of apoptosis. Hint: traditional religion is a safety mechanism just like apoptosis, which is why it bans usury.

There is nothing scarier to me than organ harvesting

I'm too scared to even do online dating in case there are five ukranians in her flat with a bag of ice in the tub

Are they buying from Chinese organ harvesting execution vans?

>Cape Town, South Africa

>religion can prevent terminal capitalism
I came here to laugh at you.

Interestingly enough thats how Communism in Russia was supposed to be, except it also had representatives from each factory and farm commune. Problem is you need a strong government to enforce Communist laws, which means the Politburo being dominant/Stalinism was inevitable.

wtf I hate capitalism now

>implying one slip-up over 2000 years is a bad track record compared to communism
Ummmm, sweetie, like, Mao and Stalin much?

If it was actual communism

It works until the guy with the bag of shit comes

And the person who forces them to share isn't naturally selfish and careless?

wait wut

that's not his dirt. that's the people's dirt! HOW DARE HE!

>this is what leftards actually believe

>Your solution to bypass the system