Hello Sup Forums, I have an interview today, digits decide how it goes

Hello Sup Forums, I have an interview today, digits decide how it goes.

You get it but it's less pay than you originally anticipated

Suck the interviewers dick. You'll get the job.

You get the position but you have to watch someone else get paid for it while you watch from the closet

You reveal your power level accidentally but so does the interviewer

YOU WILL HAVE TO FART DURING THE INTERVIEW..FART SO BAD THAT IT WILL BECOME UNBEARABLE...AND AT THE MOST PIVOTAL MOMENT OF THE INTERVEW...BRRRRAAAAAAPPPP

a nig gets the job instead.

You'll get the job and then realize that the wage cuck life is shit.

CRASHED BY RELIGION OF PEACE WITH NO SURVIVORS

Be calm and confident. Also, be sure to talk shit about your previous employers. Companies love that.

Reroll

FUG :DDDDD

Lose the job to a diversity hire

uh oh, KEK SPEAKS

You'll get a boner during the last part for no reason and need to walk out at full mast

Kek SPEAKS TWICE

good luck

rip

Kek wills it

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Confirmed, was nice knowing you OP.

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Well, it was nice knowing you Sup Forums

I suggest autistic screeching.

You are rejected in favour of an unqualified, homeless black man with an extensive criminal record just because the company needed to fulfill a diversity quota

You're fired

it fails

you walk into the interviewers office

his lifeless body is slumped over the desk and the room is covered in blood

the police arrive 20 seconds later and you are finally released just before midnight after a long day of questioning at the station house

...

you wont get hired because you're white

You nail the interview and get the job, but a week later the company goes under for fraud and you're the fall guy

Anyone notice that string of 1s?

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>Hi my name is user and Hitler and Mussolini did nothing wrong.