See this guy walking out his van to your door

>See this guy walking out his van to your door

What do?

Ask for his van license.

Ready my hand on my butterknife holster.

Ignore and laugh at him because he has no legal power/Say "you can come in if you sign this contract agreeing to pay me £10,000"

Warn him that if he tries to break into my house, I will assume he is intending to rob me

tell him to fuck off as I spent all my money on this years window tax

get my dragon dildo nunchaku and prepare his anus

Ask him wtf he's doing at my house because we don't watch TV.

Quick, hide the kids!

Sorry lads but Gibraltar is not longer yours, here we enjoy free public TV

AM I BROT DETAINED?!

Tell him I paid my TV license.

>leave door on chain
>say "just a wee second matey"
>run to every room in house and unplug every tv aerial
>make it really obvious i was watching tv without a license
>shout downstairs "two secs pal ill be with you in-GAZ MATE QUICK UNPLUG THE SKY BOX- moment matey"
>let them in
>laugh because they have to have physical photographic proof that you were watching tv without a license
>feel bad after because tv licensing pays for the bbc and its quality programming like gavin and stacey and balamory

UK and USA are gonna wreck your little shitty EU cuckclub Gibraltar is OURS.

Tell him he's lost

Send my sex slave back to the basement, clean the coke off the table, put my gun in my waistband, lock my kids back in the closet, walk out the door and politely ask him to leave and get the fuck off my property

That works out here but in the UK you get arrested for that shit.

Invite him for a cuppa as I don't have a TV set and don't live in Blighty.

Manolo says: No

who the fuck watches TV anymore?

>Hide the TV so he can't fine me for not having a TV license
>Cover my plants so he can't fine me for not having a gardening license
>Lock the garage so he can't fine me for not having a power tools license
>Lock my bike in the shed so he can't fine me for not having a bicycle license
>Lock my seasoning in the spice cupboard so he can't find me for not having a Class A culinary license

You thirld world Mexishits ain't gonna do shit.

We Final Fantasy 12 now.

TV license?

what duh fuq?

tell him I don't even have a tv

then I still get jailed because radios and computers count as ways to access their kike propaganda machine