>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
send a sergeant over there to go talk to this lady
Christopher Peterson
Better than me/10
Dylan Barnes
holy shit, user. I love this.
Austin Baker
Not bad, Robert.
Levi James
MENTAL
Justin Morris
>playing in the sewers SEWER NIGGERS SOON
Christian Turner
Robert reporting in, gooooood mooorrningg! Check yo keys!
Jose Clark
40 degrees and raining. Doubt there will be much
Isaiah Russell
IMAGINARY CAR JACKING WITH HURT BABY TOE
Juan Moore
cool bread, OP
Christian Carter
they're creating their own ninja turtles down there
David Parker
Do you guys carry? What do you carry when you leave the house to stay safe from the element?
Oliver Ramirez
Beautiful. Thank you for sharing.
Carter Ramirez
Last night was based with Jordan going missing and user finding her on Facebook
Jason Smith
She wasn't even planning on killing herself. Her family just freaked the fuck out because she went for a walk.
Zachary White
>carjacker steps on victims foot after another carjacker broke his arm earlier that day. >spic going to war with neighbor over handicapped parking spot.
Jace Rogers
It's Wednesday, my Roberts
Tyler Turner
I still have to go thru the bullshit my state makes you for a gun permit, but I always make sure I have one of my knives on me. Until I'm packing heat, got blades out the whazoo
Blake Richardson
AYOO, YOU RANG? WHERE DA WITE WIMMIN AT?
Ethan Jones
>hiding spot found
Asher Long
Did you get your memos today?
Michael Cruz
Hey ATF
Zachary Reyes
I do not but I will be going through the process of being legally able to carry this month. I was thinking about a m1911. Keep in mind I barely know anything about firearms.
Nicholas Evans
S&W snub nose .38 airweight... You won't find anything better
Gavin Ward
...
Juan Morgan
>Do you guys carry? What do you carry when you leave the house to stay safe from the element? Most recently, I carry an honor Defense Honor Guard.
Andrew Bell
So that all had a happy ending? That's good.
Nicholas Rogers
>Car-Eating Pole strikes again!!
Samuel Baker
I wasn't the user of contact, who knows if they were LARPIng or not but she looked pretty cray in dem pics doe
Leo Sanders
...
Wyatt Nguyen
You should really just do it. It's just paperwork. It doesn't suck as bad as when you're caught without a gun to defend yourself when you could really use it. Glock-tards are going to talk shit about you but I like the 1911 even if 45 isn't my favorite round. CUTE. I've never heard of this before. I'm the user that was talking to her.
Brayden Smith
Everything about her pics was problematic desu
Benjamin Allen
Live in Chicago. Carry a Rossi 461. Snubnose .357. Figure the only time I'd need it would be a mugging or home defense. Short range and the power to drop a silverback.
Kevin Reyes
Here comes ROBERT!
Jaxon Hughes
almost shift change. ?
Cooper Hall
This is true. You don't need to be accurate past 15 yards because it's kind of hard to claim self defense past that anyway.
Aaron Roberts
>There certainly aren't many of the old places left; Taylors, Stateway, Ida B's, Ickes, Rockwell, Horner, Altgeld. The sights, the smell, the entire atmosphere of being in an entirely alien world where everything about you was unwelcome. Don't touch the walls, don't touch the handrails, don't use the elevators. And always look up.
Muh Judge Dredd is flaring up reading this. Have you guys looked at the pictures of those places?
>Car vs. pole...again...car loses...again when will they learn?? the pole always wins.
Luke Ortiz
They're already saying Robert, idk when shift change is
Samuel Powell
what was her name again?
Joshua Collins
This is roll call. Shift change is at 10 pm central time.
Jaxon Howard
da bears
Luke Phillips
I don't remember. I only saw the pics. Looked like every Boinie supporter you've ever seen.
Anthony Gutierrez
If you like the 357 snub, you def need to check out the 38 airweight you'll love it
Parker Anderson
I made a pretty webbumz for all of the Roberts and Robertas out there.
Aaron Bell
Lol, she is. We talked slight politics last night.
Jack Kelly
>I've never heard of this before. They're new, just got up and running at the end of 2015. It is a neat little gun.
>Carry a Rossi 461. Snubnose .357. When you're looking at 9-yard fights, you can't ask for better. and the flash will be blinding >Suddenly want to get a snubby and have a smith mount a krinkov brake on it. WE GHETTO HAN SOLO NAO
Jaxson Nelson
Top stuff, lad
Samuel Bennett
LADIES(MALE) AND GENTLE ANONS, SHIFT CHANGE IS IN PROGRESS. REAL ROBERT HOURS IS IMMANENT.
Brayden Diaz
Wife works with a guy who works at a gun shop and knows people who can give me the cert course I need; from there, as you say, it's paperwork and waiting. I think this weekend or next I'm gonna take some time to do the course, just haven't been able to make the time. Shit excuse, I know, but it is what it be.
Hunter Perez
were you just all like "hi I heard about you from the police radio don't kill yourself"
Bentley Rogers
>were you just all like "hi I heard about you from the police radio don't kill yourself" pic related.
Austin Lewis
Today I walked the streets of my city and it looked no different from neo tokyo. Dam It may be a dump heading to detroit dindu tier but at least you can get some comfy feels out of it.
Hudson Roberts
I trust you'll get to it eventually. Lol, basically yeah. Her issue is that she has to spend 8k and do 500 hours of class to get her barbers degree to make more money in her field and with her current job with just a certification from beauty school, she doesn't make enough to move out of her parents house. I talked her into going through with barber school anyway since she'll get a Pell grant and has no other debts besides her hair cutting equipment that she makes monthly payments on.
Jose Bell
DUDE WE ALL KNOW YOUR TALKING TO YOURSELF
Jose Cruz
Braves won! Fuck yeah.
Now for my /comfy/ Robert thread. We /RealRobertHours/ now!
Camden Cook
...
Caleb Long
Nice job. Tweet this to that kike who has epilepsy, when he has a seizure just say he hate law enforcement.
Easton Clark
...
Christopher Wood
>I'm the user that was talking to her. So the suicide thing was a total false alarm? I was curious about that myself.
Jaxon Wood
We're Trending!
Henry Jones
Deceased? Someone's thugging days are thru
Connor Fisher
Seriously that guy is such a faggot and asked for it, no way his case will go through
Carter Brooks
fuck forgot image
Angel Lewis
Yeah, the part about her changing meds is true, but she was really calm when I was talking to her. Apparently she walks around the city at night when she's bored or thinking.
Jayden Bailey
>Densha de Go My nigga. I never heard about this game until last year when a /vr/ bro made a youtube chanel and repped it. COMFY.
Aaron Gomez
Is this supposed to be a good thing? I don't want these threads being filled with normies. I like our small group like it is.
Ayden Martinez
A tavern my parents go to, the owner is certified to give CCW so that's were I'll be getting my CCW license from.
Leo Williams
>walks around the city at night when she's bored or thinking. hope you told her how dumb that is.
>all those GUD BOYS who will never GET TURNT AROUND I'm crying into MUH PROGRAMS. SHEEIT.
Mason Jenkins
Nah, its a TalmudVision show called "Chicago PD". Not actually our threads
Logan Green
we'll end up hearing about her getting killed >heavy build that's a bingo square on one of them i know it
Brody Jones
I did. She says she's lived there 20 years and knows where the hood is. Oh thank god, that was going to be terrible.
Colton Hughes
what'd you make this in?
Carson Scott
Robert is fully in the building, here comes the good mornings!
Also with regards to bingo I got 5 squares from #8 in 10 mins around 9pm chi-time
William Gonzalez
BOYFRIEND AND EX HUSBAND FIGHTING
Jaxson Mitchell
Has she ever been culturally enriched?
Julian Ward
Sassy dispatch is back!
Jonathan White
Premiere Pro CC + free stock footage
Tyler King
Another user asked me to post his morning shift recap: Abridged list of events from first-shift:
>homeless guys refusing to leave >caller hears woman being beaten and raped in her apartment >male black inside white castle, broke out the manager's window yesterday >drug users waiting at bus shelter for drugs (her words, not mine) >kids drinking out of a bottle of vodka, "could you please tell them to stop it?" >"did anyone get ahold of 6-13 to make sure he was okay?" (Silence) >father beat caller with broomstick, still sitting in alley >cop practically begging for sex from dispatch "always good to hear your voice" >male taking female's property >intoxicated homeless man in store (8:32AM central) >no one took care of that idling car >someone canceled ET >Mr. Cruz calling about a lobby loiterer >domestic, Carol Washington says exbf took her purse, >exbf called in too, says she's lying >battery just occurred, "It'll be a while before I get over there" >highly intoxicated woman on train platform asking for EMS (9AM) >hispanic has temporary license that's valid until 2019 >homeless male black refusing to leave, apparently multiple calls were made >82 y/o man with advanced dementia/alzheimers got out of the house >green nissan riding on rim, evidence of it hitting cars >suspicious blanket, called in by off-duty officer >caller knocked out by attacker with white and black umbrella >cop calls to update dispatch on traffic accident >"we didn't have anything over there" >"Well, uh...we got one." >two male blacks with umbrellas rob advance auto parts, take cash from register and flee on foot >man tried to cash bogus check, DL confiscated, still on scene >two male hispanics backed into caller's sister's vehicle, no licenses or info, caller scared >3 men breaking into location, all wearing bright safety vests >male black opening up car doors >maintenance man calls in, guy died in apt. "Oh my god, 10-4"
Aiden Collins
dispatch seems giddy af
Joseph Moore
23 Robert sounds hot
Adrian Morris
He got tired of the bullshit
Hudson Cook
>homeless man interfering with kids going into church for event >Someone trying to break into old Ms. Nava's house >Mohammad at gas station fighting with male black customer says he overcharged >sounded like carbon monoxide issue? "place has got like four furnaces" >white car hit another off the road and into a tree, white car sped off >male officer left a piece of jewelery behind on break (no homo) >male white victim punched, robbed by male black with a knife >anonymous caller gave tip about a domestic >guy calls in about not having running water >3 male blacks, all teens, attempted to break in >"same crew as last week" >former student trespassing on school property, lol jk it was yesterday >male black yelling and cursing at customers, they think he's mental >dispatch arguing with cops over urgency of a roommate domestic >female calls police, call disconnected. Upon callback, >male answered saying police not needed, female crying heard in background >guy threatens to shoot up some place if they don't give him his money back >son refuses to go to drug rehab, pulls knife on his mom >bipolar 26 y/o changed meds, very upset with violent tendencies (sequel to last night?) >man wrecklessly driving forklift
Adrian Torres
>smoking marijuana >having trouble breathing
Jacob Cruz
23 y/o male OD'D ON DUDE WEED LMAO
Thomas Morris
WTF was that?
Asher Mitchell
REFUSING TO LET 15 MONTH OLD BE ADMITTED INTO HOSPITAL
Jayden Wood
the fuck is with the ambient music? It's been Injun chanting, then a woman laughing with Morse code, and now it's some chick screaming.
Austin Richardson
>63yo male high as fuck Has panic attack and calls 911. Guess the race.
Wyatt Jackson
Oh, shit, you guys hear the fighting in the background of the guy who just called for backup?
Brandon Perez
>can we get one more unit
>OH SHIT yelled in the back ground
Andrew Ortiz
Its different for everyone user. You can skip songs if you don't like them.
Tyler Cruz
It is a massive playlist. sometimes an f5 is in order to get out of the oddball tracks.
