How can I join ISIS

I've been meaning to join ISIS for a while now. I don't exactly agree with their message but the grils and loot are pretty good. How do I go about it?

Just skip a step and kill yourself.

He's got a point. They're control of Syria is almost none, and Iraq is raping them

Hello FBI. How's the Trump wild goose chase goin?

>how to put your name in all the government lists
I'd bet that everyone in this thread is on a few lists now

is it a good list?

The best kind :)

Mate this entire website is being monitored by people at full staff waiting for a word like ISIS, bomb, and others to be in the same sentence together for the climax. Are you genuinely retarded?

FBI plz put me on this list

>take a plane to some islamic shithole
>burn passports
>post on your facebook why you are a terrorist muzzie
>enjoy your pemanent vacation and may death find you swiftly

a special list that gets silent visits during the night

I'm sure the FBI will be giving you the answer shortly.

i just reported you to the fbi and nsa not even memeing either

Put me on the list and Iran please give me one of these!

put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger

Don't make joke like this in Public. It could get you arrested.

nice, here's the one they gave me through the silk road, i paid 7000 GPB

Wouldn't it be easier to start your own isi__ in your garage?

Put an ad on Craigslist?
Casual Jihadis?

You these servers are analyzed by the FBI and CIA ever since they were confiscated years ago during a raid because of CP @ that filth of a board right newfag?
Oh vas ist dat mein neger? Das ist ein v&

You should join so I can kill you when we go into Syria and raze the place

Get a hold of McMuffin on twitter he has all the contacts.

Shove a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Same result, shorter lag time.

Buying a Samsung Note 7 and yelling "Aloha Snackbar" is the easiest way to get in.

HANG ABOUT AT HOME A WHILE AND SOMEONE WILL COME VISIT YOU WITH INSTRUCTIONS

I creep on some fag in syria with an isis flag behind him on facebook. Just look for cocksuckers like him and he will probably help you join.

I like how you think, senpai.

Nice clock.

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Unironically dispatching secret agent hitmen to kidnap and waterboard you and your whole family. Hope it was worth it you cheeky cunt.

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good goy!