>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Too poor to report your missing kids? No Obamaphone even?
Hudson Thomas
>kids been missing since January 28th >just now reporting
jesus
Nolan Perez
Kids been missing since January???
WTF
Ryder King
Wait. Did I just hear "Murder"
Chase Rogers
That's really good, user.
Ryan Hill
>wants to report her CHILDREN MISSING >SINCE MFing JAN 28!!!!?! >SAYS SHE WAS TOO BROKE TO CALL BEFORE NOW
WHAT THE FUCK
Leo Moore
Robert checking in
Luke Mitchell
Trump must've taken her Obamaphone away
Nathaniel Ramirez
he gone
Christian Wright
Can I cross "actual murder" off on my bingo board?
Andrew Flores
Still not tired of winning.
Jeremiah Bennett
kill yourself fag
Mason Martin
Let's be real. She killed them
Hunter Perry
kek'd
Joseph Perez
Locked in a church lmao whay
Carter Wilson
calling it now those kids are dead
Nolan Allen
that OC is on point
Kayden Roberts
yup. schizo who broke
Blake Collins
I GOT BINGO FAGGOTS!!!!!
Thomas Jenkins
>yfw anons are posting your OC robert memes
William Sanders
911 is free on payphones and cells without a plan
David Jackson
either dead or sold.
Henry Garcia
Kicking in a minivan
Adrian Roberts
These threads are so rich with OC. What is it about them that makes them so organic?
Ryan Roberts
Forgot to update it. lel
Oliver Perez
Give me a hasty haprep on chiraqi sotuation tonight so far.
John Wilson
It's the audacity of the claim, user. What sorta half-baked nigger story is "I TOO PO TO CALL DA POLEESE"
Logan Brown
This user from the last thread was right. Commercial alarms all over this bitch tonight.
Joseph Walker
The randomness i think
Kevin Nelson
shills dont come here b/c its not about Trump
Landon Johnson
CPD is a relatively new sub thread. Fresh OC's are bound to rise, as none has been created before. Just my guess.
Anthony Gutierrez
...
Tyler Allen
We got a multiple entry burgular alarms at the furniture store boys!
Wyatt Ortiz
...
Lincoln Ross
It's like returning home from the war.
Ryan Martinez
She's retarded. Let's be real. Those bodies were rotting in the bath tub for 2 months because she didn't know what to do with them. Probably just decided to give her heroin dealer a blowjob in exchange for body disposal
Zachary Sanchez
Tell me /cpd/ if you could be a Robert what number would you chose?
Kayden Evans
>best friend anonymous >tfw dispatch name drops you
Angel Evans
my first Chicago thread. how long have you guys been doing the ambiance thing. I dig it. comfy af
Justin Ward
Yeah she did that shit. "Didn't have money to call the police." What the fuck, man?
Blake Adams
1488 duh
Dominic Cook
14-88 Robert
Carter Perry
The two repeating ones at the end of my post.
Blake Moore
1488Robert
Logan Brooks
Robert Cop is the Furniture of Law Enforcement
Sebastian Clark
Check yo keys Roberts
Evan Long
...
Joseph Wright
...
Levi Richardson
CHECK YO KEYS!!!!
Elijah Morgan
CHECK YOUR KEYS
Parker Sanchez
Started with radio issues. Lots of domestic and intoxicated, as you would expect. Sassy is en fuego. Keys currently being checked.
Matthew Ward
>yall better check those keys
Thomas Myers
CHECK EM
Asher Baker
Long time, few years at least.
Charles Flores
GODDAMMIT ROBERT AND YOUR OPEN KEYS
Isaiah Martinez
CHECK YO KEYS
Cooper Price
check 'em (keys)
Angel Rogers
CHECK YO MOTHAFUCKIN' KEYS, SHITLORD!
Matthew Reyes
...
Ayden Sanders
Check em
Brandon Allen
what does key-checking mean forreal?
Noah Morales
1776
Chase Nguyen
...
Liam Nelson
>user beats me to post my own OC nice.
Leo Howard
When someone has the button pressed on their mic without meaning to, they get told to check their keys.
Connor Anderson
Make sure your mic channel is open. If its closed (button pressed), they can't respond to you.
Ryder Gutierrez
Button thingy on mic gets stuck down, called an "open key". Messes with all th talkie doodads
Charles Rodriguez
...
Jack Lee
Someone's talk button is stuck down so nobody else can transmit.
Tyler Barnes
Thanks for using this. Good collaboration with the user who made the original.
I listen to the scanner, play vidya, check the thread, and hit pause when I get an idea or feel like making something. I wish I were good at Photoshop so I could sperg out. That's just me.
Ryan Adams
Drunk dad with a gun in front of his kids, oh boy
Josiah Lopez
Bless your oc
Evan James
...
Jose Perry
tx senpai
Ethan Howard
>reporting 2 month old dead kids Sounds like chiraqistan
Juan Myers
...
Adrian Cooper
>at least they daddy is home with them :(
Jackson Adams
DID SOMEBODY SAY TX?!?! TEXAS ROBERTS ASSEMBLE!!!!!
Wyatt Taylor
robert's best friend anonymous, reporting in!
Ayden Wood
Can dispatch hear the mumblers? Because I can not.
James Barnes
/DFW/ Texbert here. Only one pallet to deal with and then comfy night inbound.
Angel Gutierrez
>the Texas division
Why are there so many of you?
Parker Lopez
>BATTERY IN PROGRESS Mark it Horatio
Jack Jackson
Two people FELL OUT OF A RESIDENCE AND SARTED FIGHTING.. lmfao
Carson Garcia
I thought they said they got out of a car and started fighting.
Samuel Brooks
Red sedan my dude
Aiden Sanchez
We love justice and respect our cops.
For the most part.
Jack Powell
These digits need to be checked.
Austin Cox
Is this the same screwdriver fight call from earlier or is there actually another one in the same night?
