ARCHIVE THIS - NSA HAS IVANKA SEX TAPE

They are currently blackmailling Trump with the video

I need to shit so bad

Let it out. She has nothing to be ashamed of.

Trump will buy it and sell it for Billion$

That's not how being the president works.

They will have their asses in the street by monday.

>if you don't do what we say
>we'll release a sex tape of your daughter
Why would they threaten him with a good time?

TACTICOOL NUCLEAR FAP MATERIAL

pls deep state gib
Obama 2020!

Is it with a black guy? Please tell me it's with a black guy.

If true, she should call their bluff or release it herself.

Why would that work?

This
Should call them out for "slut shaming"

M I L K Y

Digits of truth

The last whore who got a sex tape released because a super celebrity with their own reality TV show.

You really think anything matters anymore?

czeched.

actually not that far fetched

The NSA could slightly redeem themselves if they release that shit tonight nigga

>oh no ...dont please

lol somebody threatens the president with that the secrete service would be rounding them up as we speak.

Please let this be true!! I could also settle for Tiffany.

Me too. Let's all go to the bathroom, RIGHT NOW.

Weirdo

So, Jared is literally a jewish cuck.

Why.

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Bullshit, that video would have more views then Kim and Paris combined and would easily deflect from the worst of Trumps policies

If they released the video, trump could declare war on china and then no one would care

>Archive this.

Proof that someone on the internet said this will open everyone's eyes.

He's in it, too

The tape exists. They have it.

No evidence? Just hearsay...

Almost guarantees a reality show.

Eh, what if Trump reveals who the globalists really are and where they meet and suddenly the sex tape comes out as a distraction, who knows.

would all depend, exactly whos innit, i guess..

Mummy

Yeah man, archive this thread before it gets deleted. Can't let the globalists win.

slide thread

how does degenerate shill posting like this not get archived?

they will die in a "car accident" and id be fine with that.

i ate a lot of beans and eggs and i am going to take a shit now. Sup Forums can wait until later. i am also tired, i will go to bed after taking a shit

This is Ivanka's I'm the victim here... oy vay!!!
remmber that incidence with the gay couple in the plane? (it was fake... just like all the ben shapiro's "debates)
I can't handle her at all!!!
she's unbearable!

BUT I JUST POOPED BEFORE

Message board niggers, this is a solid thread even if it is a slide thread. Yesterday Cernovich reports that elites/politicians are getting roofied left and right for blackmail material and today we are chatting about the possibility of an Ivanka sex tape.

Trump himself said that fancy hotels all over are loaded with hidden cameras.

>

Also, Trump just had a change of heart on Assad.

Not a coincidence

this
>this
t h i s

Trump must sacrifice his daughter to my penis to save America.

damn, best just to release it, preferably within the next hour, we can all fap, Ivanka is embarrassed for a few days then can call the press and the left out for slut shaming.
Then Trump can drain the swamp with righteous anger after he's fapped.

I WISH A NIGGA WOULD!!!!!!!!!
plz be with the canadian PM

>NSA releases Ivanka Trump sex tape
>tens of millions of people break their dicks because they can't stop fapping
>Trump's wall continues to keep the Mexicans out
>Economic growth is stifled in next few decades because of inability for tens of millions to have children
>USA becomes the next Japan
>mfw Trump made anime real

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Pls NSA. I wanna see if they're implants or not.

lol

kellie leitch is actually who needs to memed into leaf office. pls help Sup Forums, no one i know even knows that she lives.

Link?

Yes this is a slide thread from all the regular BBC, Glumpf BTFO, really makes you activate almonds and "I'm a shitskin can I be based?" threads.

>be (((Kushner)))
>make sextape with wife
>blackmail father in law by threatening to release it

>zips pants
I was fed up using my imagination

No. Mad max.

but it's a very hopeful slide thread
>saged but hoping

Plot twist. It's a video of her fucking her father.

oh GOD
please tell me this is HAPPENING

If this wasn't a slide thread, like it obviously is; she's too classy to have filmed it herself, so it would be from the POV of a Samsung smart TV, which wouldn't be too good for the Deep State, now would it?

you're fucking ready for the mental hospital

Underrated post

You faggot.

hmm.. does anyone else suddenly feel the need to pee?? we should all go pee... let's go. I have to go.

Hnnnnggghgffhhfhfhgh

Dont cast your witchcraft upon me you Jewish Temptress

trump doesn't have to buy it. he recorded it. he has the most beautiful daughter. isn't ivanka beautiful?

Sure they do buddy.

You haven't pooped in a while, have you user? Go on, poo in loo... It's fine... Let's all go evacuate our bowels. I have to poop right now, let's go.

are there really shit bots now?

Ivanka Trump DEFINITELY has sex. Their whole family is a family of sex havers. We really blew it by electing an entire family of vulnerable people into the drivers seat of this country-car. They will just drive it into a giant vagina; that's just what sexers do. And we'll have the concrete proof we need of the sex once Journalism releases the smoking gun of Ivanka Trump doing sex. We will be witnessing history: the first time sex has publicly taken place on the global stage. If you were a Russian would you want to watch Putin laying pipes downtown? No way Jose. What about Benny Netanyahu? Angel Merkin? All that sex would tear the world apart. This is why a good leader does not fuck. And also,

Pleeez be real plees be real pleas be realll

I'm feeling sleepy

>ITT: The new shill angle - shitbots
Watch and learn, guys. They are really this desperate.

idk im starting to feel like i have to go now that you mention it... would only take a second no harm done i guess

Sauce or die.

No, they don't, and no, they aren't.

Kushner is a slimy jew

faggot

She can blackmail my dick with those lips, if you catch my drift...

>implying this wouldn't increase his support
when will they ever learn?

Oh man, I would lol.

please for the love of god be true
DEAR NSA RELEASE NOW
praise kek

Super degenerate for a man to treat his wife this way. But he is a jew so I guess anything goes.

I'm shitting right now.

we need the proofs, PROOFS!

>tfw you will live to see Ivanka become #1 on the pornhub star ratings

Lel

This isnt even a blackmail lmao.

are those her nipples ? she can't have the balls to wear no bra in a dress like that ON CAMERA

yeah saw a shit then sleep one earlier

yeah, it's whitefemail
HAR! HAR! HAR!

THIS IS THE DUMBEST SHIT

PEOPLE

IF YOU'RE IN A POSITION OF AUTHORITY AND YOU'RE BEING BLACKMAILED FOR SOMETHING THAT ISN'T EITHER

A: IMMORAL
B: ILLEGAL

THEN YOU PUBLICIZE YOUR BLACKMAIL. IT'S THE ONLY CORRECT MOVE AND THE ONLY WAY TO WIN.

If Trump came out and said, "A political cabal is attempting to blackmail me, by threatening to release stolen footage of my daughter, filmed in private with her husband. I want it to be known that this will not work, and that their efforts are in vain. Those involved will have been arrested and will face prosecution. Should the video be released, all I can ask is that you refrain from viewing or disseminating it out of respect for her, and myself, and for the sake of decency."

That's the only way to win.

Is the other person in the video the president

If she didn't have sex there would be nothing to tape. Solved, next problem.

Looks like the seam on her dress, Texas

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If my dad became potus I'd have a boner too. a freedom boner.

what was your reply supposed to be?
Just a waste of a post?

One could hope

I have to poop but its past the break room at work and I hate to be shitting when theres this THICCC gurl there.

must make you tired, want to go to sleep? you must be sleepy, i am. lets go to bed

i don't get it

All the share blue shills are asleep then now we can poop

Nah. Politics aren't meant to be this enjoyable.