Arab jokes, show me what you got

Arab jokes, show me what you got.

Do you know why Islam doesn't permit the consumption of pork?
Because Sharia law prohibits cannibalism.

>arabs
>telling jokes

Arabs cover their women and goats with burqas, supposedly they feel the same when you fuck em.

>Starts Arab Jokes Thread with a Afghan Burka

What criminal waste of great digits !!

>show me what you got
Will I don't think I can best quads

Checked

Afghanistan was invaded by arabs.

#MuslimLivesMatter

HAHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

They also invaded USA, wot's your point ?

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explain yourself.

Jet Fuel...Steel Beams...etc

Are you trying to defend burkas?

nah homie, 9/11 was real and done by Muslims, coordinated by Jews. Sucks.

Jewiest Jew that ever Jew'd outta Juden ?

Meanwhile at suicide bombing clsss: Ahmed, pay attention. I cant repeat this another time...

It's cheaper to get a hooked nose in the West than having a surgery to get rid of it in the Middle-East

>Are you trying to defend burkas?

In Cases like this, Deffo YES

KEK

Man, simply looking at his feet you know he's packin' some hefty pecker right there !

>They also invaded USA

How did that turn out again?

The Quran is like weed
You burn it and you get stoned

THICC

MOAR

>How did that turn out again?

Deffo not great for either you or them...just like the old saying, only winners are the vultures

Dat nigga look like he just went down on Uncle Shamrock

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>just like the old saying, only winners are the vultures

I wouldn't know that saying.

fuck she's such a beautiful jewess isn't she

An Arab man is lost in the desert with nothing but the robes on his back and his camel. After several days of wandering through the sand, delirious from the heat and thirst, he comes across an oasis. "Allah be praised," he shouts, "I am saved!" As he approaches the oasis, a very beautiful woman runs up to him exclaiming "My father abandoned me here because I would not marry the man he chose for me. Rescue me from this desert and I will give you anything you desire." "Very well," the Arab man replies, shedding his robes, "help me hold down this camel!"

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Her face in that pic mirrors almost exactly the face of that one Grimace looking chick from Game of Thrones.

It's uncanny.

That's one way to get murricans to exercise

>Not realising that within 10 years the same things will be in those countries again.

she needs to do porn, people would pay top dollar to see her nude

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Iraqi here. I haven't seen so many Burkas until I visited London.

How do you stop an Isis tank in its tracks?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

I feel like she has a dick in that bikini. She has the body of a very ugly man

Kek

Fucking kek

my sides

>those digits

I dint get it. I

I got it.
His desire is to fuck the camel.

There are a lot of flaws in this story.

>runs straight into the wall

That from Australia you low effort leaf