shouldn't we make food like this illegal?
it's
-addiction
-cheap
-full of garbage macros
-makes everyone fat
if it wasn't for cheap fast food i wouldn't be so fat.
>but it's your responsibility!
not it's fucking not, one bite of this shit and you're hooked-- it's like saying someone who's addicted to heroine just "lacks will power"-- the mental effect it has on you is far too fucking strong
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there would be riots in the streets if there was a pizza ban
>if it wasn't for cheap fast food i wouldn't be so fat.
hah fat faggot.
learn some self control nigger.
>one bite of this shit and you're hooked
Only if you lack any concept of self control
> it's like saying someone who's addicted to heroine just "lacks will power"
But that's exactly what it is. You don't form the addiction as a chemical brain habit until you enable the excessive eating in the first place.
I agree. It's too delicious to be cheap. We're poor so we can't afford to eat everyday so it's good. You need issue a pizza tax and make it expensive.
Fuck off.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so if i offered you some heroine, one time use, you wouldn't go for another batch?
you're dumb as fuck, kill yourself you fucking third world country faggot
Just dont eat so much of it you fat fucker.
I'm a fucking adult, if I wanna slam pizza down my gullet then I fucking will
When I started to gain weight off of chinese food I just stopped eating Chinese food.
shouldn't we make imageboards like this illegal?
it's
-addiction
-cheap
-full of garbage memes
-makes everyone fat
if it wasn't for siamese watercoloring forums i wouldn't be so fat.
>but it's your responsibility!
not it's fucking not, one bite of this bait and you're hooked-- it's like saying someone who's addicted to heroine just "lacks will power"-- the mental effect it has on you is far too fucking strong
No, I wouldn't
If you believe humans have a biological instinct to go back for seconds you're the dumb fuck
This post reads like OP was a fat person blaming society for being fat. The reason people are fat is any processed food in large ammounts. Don't be a pleb! Cook your own meal or dinner instead of buying ready made shit!
>in b4 expensive
As a student , part time office drone and former neet I can tell you it's easy to live off 200 kr or less (that's a bit less than 30$) in a week when it comes to food.
>cheap food is bad
Kul yourself right now. Not joking
Then why am I not fat?
your retarded brain needs to be illegal
i was going to eat soup tomorrow but i think i'll get a pizza instead. thanks.
Meming aside the answer to weight and other diet issues is effective and practical meal planning.
Not a shill srs but I highly recommend Eat This Much, ZOGgle it, it's the shit.
Don't actually use the weekly meal plans, just pick a day you like and use that meal plan for a whole week, shit will save you money too. And when you're not spending money like an idiot you'd be surprised how much good shit like exotic fruit and salmon and shit you can eat on a budget when you plan carefully by buying in bulk, freezing extras etc.
go vegan. the meat industry is cucking you. And they are in cahoots with the pharmaceutical industry.
Then how can I help it if I' addicted to shitposting?
someone who's addicted to herion DOES lack willpower. They knowingly and willing aquired and used. then did it again. After that even if there are physical addictive effects you can't will away it's still the fualt of their initial will.
I have IV'd heroin exactly 1 time
He would have had to agree to use the first time stupid fucking burger.
A sugar tax would do wonders for the USA. It would help slim down those disgusting slabs of fat you call citizens.
>Vegan
Enjoy your nogainz
Anyone who says we should ban certain types of food is a fat titted baby with poor self control.
Get some therapy, lardass.
Could have picked a better example. Actually quite a well-balanced meal. You've got protein, fat, carbohydrates, fruit, plus whatever else you want on top. It's not that fucking bad.
Pizza is fine as long as you aren't a lazy piece of shit.
amerifats just dont know how to cook pizza or balance the ingredients.
Pizza isn't health food but it's hardly fat food either.
Most american post yet.
how the fuck do you regulate pizza anyone can make it at home with store-bought ingredients
Yes, ban meat overall. Good idea user!
taxation is theft.
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Nigger it's possible to have 2-3 slices and save the rest for later. I do it all the time. A full extra large pizza can last me 2-3 days. It's all about self control faggot. I bet you smoke reefer too
All things in moderation. A slice of pizza or two with a leafy side salad and a glass of wine is fine. Half a whole fucking deep dish pizza with a pound of cheese on it washed down with four beers is out of control. This isn't rocket science.
I'll kill you just for stringing those words together and getting repeating didgeridoos. You think meme magic is a fucking game?
It would sure put a lot of pedos out of business
In theory you could control the sale of cheese to private citizens (no more than x ounces a week per customer) but in practice that sounds invasive and stupid since you'd just create a black market.
DELET THIS
Also, why not have an unhealthy food tax and use that directly to subsidize healthy food?
You know nothing of nutrition.
I used to do that all the time kek
A nazi want to ban shit. Will the surprises never end. I guess that is expected from a socialist.
shouldn't we keep threads like this saged?
it's
-addiction
-cheap
-full of shitty arguments
-makes everyone autistic
if it wasn't for authorian cuck baits i wouldn't be so autistic.
>but it's your responsibility!
not it's fucking not, one bite of this bait and you're hooked-- it's like saying someone who's addicted to heroine just "lacks will power"-- the mental effect it has on you is far too fucking strong
Your food is a fucking meme
we should make obviously bad foods illegal via taxing them incredibly highly.
There is absolutely ZERO reason for chocolate to be this extremely affordable, same for soda.
They are worthless food products.
A chocolate bar should be available for 10 bucks, no less.
A 1 litre cola bottle should be at least 8 bucks.
It has to be an utter luxury that you only buy for yourself if you're rich and stupid.
There is zero benefit for society to keep these drinks cheap. Zero.
Tax money? Well think about how much you save by not having to treat diabetes, overweight related issues and in general the decrease in productivity across the entire population that is put to sleep by sugar products.
>if it wasn't for cheap fast food i wouldn't be so fat.
Maybe you could just develop some self-control.
Maybe you could just get off your lazy ass and make your own meals.
Maybe you could just walk a mile every day.
Maybe you could just cut in between snacks.
But no, you're so lazy that you demand that other people go out of their way to make you skinnier.
People like you are the reason Sloth and Gluttony are two of the seven deadly sins. Fuck off.
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wtf i hate pizza now
>American calling Australia third world
>Australia performs better than America in every measure of quality of life and is whiter
Pls do this so I can make a fortune as a smuggler/bootlegger. I'll drive trucks full of Mexican Coke (that tastes better than the HFC shit in America as a bonus) across the border wall or no wall.
Then again there would probably be cartels getting into the business too and I like having my head attached to my body and my sexual organs not stuffed in my mouth so I guess I'll leave this one alone.
holy shit you are based!
Enemies of socialism, unite
I'm SO fucking addicted to pizza.
You scummy cunt, the reason you're so fucking fat is because you don't do any exercise. Fucking ignorant Americans, I swear, all of you cunts blame the company for making you fat but the real reason is because you drive around in fucking scooters. Go for a 5 minute run every morning or some shit.
kek americans, everyone.
In other words you're a bitch. God made things like heroin addictive to kill the weak. Off yourself.
>comparing pizza to heroin
no wonder your country has the highest obesity rate in the world. KIll yourself whale.
People like you should be executed.
Fucking americunts am I right?
Lad theyll ban sugar, which is naturally in everything. Enjoy no more fruit ever and having a bland as fuck diet. Your suggestion is pure 1984. Also, fuck having 7 billion physically fit humans. Were better off without
Tucker always has that same fucking expression. Until he lets out a high-pitched laugh when talking with a liberal.
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jew pizza is best
I think this is a bait. This burger cannot be this stupid.
Just make a fucking salad or eat beans and rice
No offense but aren't Australians among the fattest people in the world? Aussie soaps lied to me
I actually would like an answer to this question.
I really wish I didn't have to worry about my weight.
Im in bruce lee mode. I dont need huge musles to pick up women. I already have a hottie.
Yeah you're right, but that's not the stereotype.
The reasons americans are so fat is because of suburban sprawl, forcing people to drive everywhere for their basic needs. And it is big business selling cheap junk-food to tired and stressed motorists going to and from work/their shopping routines.
Australians have replicated this same culture. Just zoom in on the outskirts of any Australian city. It's all low-density housing.
Yeah, because banning something totally works, amirite?
Amazing what you're allowed to say by prefixing "with no offence" ...
e.g. With no offence, gas the kikes. With no offence, your mothers cunt meat tastes like beef jerky.
It is your responsibility and no one's else problem that you're a weak bitch - Everything is a choice
SURPRISING TIPS TO LET YOU CONTINUE ENJOY PIZZA:
- have it thin crust because, most of the weight you gain from pizza is from the bread. BONUS NON PIZZA BUT ALSO FAVORITE AMERICAN FOOD RELATED FACT: did you know it's the fucking BUNS that makes burgers so fucking unhealthy and as much as you might scoff at using leafs or whatever as buns that a double cheeseburger with leaf 'buns' is a way healthy choice than a regular cheeseburger w/bun from mcdonalds or wherever the fuck?
- trade the soda for some sugar free seltzer water (I personally LOVE La Croix's Pamplemousse (Grapefruit)) pizza tends to be one of those foods that people often practically or literally believe that 'has to' be accompanied with some soda. so, people who blame the pizza for their weight gain may actually need to put the blame on the cola they're having with the pizza. many such cases!
- share it or, if you live alone, put some pieces away for another day, you fucking pig
- don't have it all the fucking time, you pucking fig
>-full of garbage memes
BUT THATS WRONG
we have the best memes dont we folks?
>I'm unable to take care of myself properly so that means everyone needs more regulations and government control
Faggot
American garbage food should be illegal. Don't drag pizza into this.
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thanks for defending us pajeebro :^)
i've been living off frozen shit and fast food for years and i'm not fat
probs have the diabetes or some other shit
fuck going to the doctor tho
>Taxes will prevent people from doing the things we don't like
>Let's tax work
Yes of course. The government only cares about employment stats because they can raise tax revenue.
Food doesn't make you fat. Eating too much food does. You can eat pizza and stay within your daily caloric limit.
>"Sup Forums isn't the right-wing version of SJWs"
Good job proving this wrong again you fucking idiot. Complaining about pizza of all things. Go fuck yourself.
I lived off of nothing but pizza for 9 months and I'm 6' 125lbs.
Blame your lack of portion control you fat nigger.
>everything I don't like should be illegal
I can't begin to imagine what you smell like.
There's no opiates in pizza, we'll Id hope there isnt.
Sort yourself out.
Learn some self control. I can make that pizza last 4-5 days. How you ask? I live alone...
>tfw no gf
Gas all fat people and there is no problem.
For some reason I've never been as obsessed with pizza as everyone else seems to be. I'm a pizza snob which helps for sure. I need that based NY or CT slice. Dominos can suck my cock
>is whiter
Only when counting indians as white
Soap? I shower twice daily.
>Potatonigger
I imagine you smell like bourbon.
He probably smells alright if he takes showers regularly
You can take my pizza out of my cold, dead, greasy, bloated cheese-and-sauce hands.
It should just be really expensive
What about all the kids fed junk food by their parents because its cheap?
The expensive kind is better. Trust me.
just stop being an american
Shower or not though, your diet greatly determines your own underlying 'scent'. 9 months of melted cheese and sugery tomato paste can't be good.
>Bourbon
I wish I drinking the good stuff m8. Only cheap tinnies for me
>taking away people's freedoms
Yeah, nah, go fuck yourself faggot.