Kim Thong-un

" Kim Jong-un blew £2.7million last year on racy underwear for his band of groupies who are plucked as virgins to entertain him and his cronies."
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4382874/North-Korean-dictator-blows-2-7million-racy-lingerie.html

I want that kind of power.

The power to never have anyone truly care for you?

>tfw no best korean harem

No one cares about you anyway. Love is just self-interest manifested through emotion.

Why would I care about what other people think? I wouldn't need anything from them.

maybe i'm a faggot but i can't see the point of a harem, let alone an expensive one

one women by herself is almost too much trouble

Not much trouble when you control the death camps.

Godamn that's a an expensive panty fetish.

How do I become one of supreme leaders cronies plox?

>Getting the best females to impregnate, also having enough diversity in bitches to ensure your DNA´s survival for ages to cum

Sure is not anti NK propaganda

especially daily mail

daily mail links need to trigger a 2 week autoban

>promotes diversity

Flag checks out

Ha and you'll never have that either.

t. jelly worst korean

best tax expenditure ever

this explains why north korea is best korea

Have Aussie bantz fallen this far?

Shit tier. Must be a bogan.

>tfw you aren't one of his cronies

why even live?

>Sharing his concubines with his cronies
Gross

KEK

this guy is smarter than he looks

great they can all have my nerdy hermit genes

good luck kids

Smells like bullshit, the whole thing

So easy to say "a defector" said this, just like when (((sources say)))

Fuck off you massive cunt. You can't expect every post from every Ozzie to be 'best bants'

You fucking giant bell-end

>pic related

Living the fucken dream boys

I wonder what his sluts looks like

>fuck offf waaahhhhh

Top-tier, Britbong.

If you are white and handsome just move to any asian country and get this shit for free.
>Be a dictator of 25 mln people
>Can't even get a girl that doesn't look like a 11 year old boy

I already have that power

Lol koreans think that he is a god.

CIA in the Eastern Asia often promulgates such a shit disinfo.

sounds exhausting
i wonder how much he spends annually on viagra

wanna hang out bro?

>he lets his "cronies" fuck his harem girls

Clearly fake

>why are australians not conforming to your Sup Forums stereotype? Reeeeee!

Fucking newfaggot. Fuck off back to ribbit

This.
The fake propaganda on North Korea is insane and absurd. The media has to keep blowing up the next thing. North Korea is just a dumpy ass shit hole, and this can only be reported once before it becomes boring.

>waaaaaah you're stereotyping australians shitlord

You sound like an SJW. gg no re faggot

>(((Defectors))) have spoken about attending drunken sex parties where women would have their pubic hair shaved as a forfeit if they lost games.

poltards falling for the disinfo jew again

>harem of what must consist of at least 30% post-consumer recyclable material
>eliminates anyone who could possibly replace him
>occasional missile/nuclear tests just to irritate two superpowers and the rest of the region for the hell of it
>eats & drinks so much it all but cripples him

Clearly a man who has his ducks in a row

>The bizarre list of imports included £1.65m worth of umbrellas from China, £8.03m on pepper and £2.34m on gym equipment.
How much pepper does one man need ffs.
And that fatass has never touched a piece of exercise equipment in his life.

at this point i dont even see whats bad about NK
guaranteed to be useful no matter what you do as long as you do it well
if you get high enough in the ranks you get perks like government paid blowjobs from only the hottest women
the women crave your cum because they want kids that can work for the family
literally no jewish influence

Why you being triggered for? Behave like an adult or you'll get b& for underage

>pic related
thats you being triggered by Australians not following archetype and even more triggered by Brits following stereotype.

You are one confused creature lell

is this what high cholesterol does to a mind? maybe hes hungry for (You)s

Monkeys and bananas, right ``atheist''?

>complaining about being stereotyped
>burger joke

Let me know when the interesting Sup Forumssters are awake.

>lelllll

Anyone else imagining Kimmy watching the infomercial channels thinking
>Surely this one will do it

I'd bet good money he's actually a christian libertarian

a person can have high cholesterol and not be fat

unfortunately you arent one of those people are you

'Stereotype' person and 'burger joke' person are 2 different people from 2 different countries on opposite sides of the world.

Why are you being stupid for?

>maybe i'm a faggot but i can't see the point of a harem, let alone an expensive one

I dont think you know what a harem is. Theyre literally sex slaves whos only job is to smile and stay quiet and look pretty. You think any of them even dare look at Kim funny?

What's the source?

What evidence is that this is lingerie for Kim's "Harem" and not just lingerie for Pyongyang's rapidly growing middle class?

I bet this ugly son of a bitch is enjoying his government-issued batch of virgins.

Kim Jong un must be living like the old warlords / kings of the old days are living.. he can literally do anything he wants.

lucky bastard.. he is getting fat though so his life of sin is starting to show lol

No he isn't. Despite the fact that his doctor told him that he must lose weight before the can perform the gender realignment surgery.

Tl;Dr he is a gigantic massive faggot

>thing is just simpler less meaningful thing

Big if true

t. 300kg

they're just importing shit, it's unlikely a personal purchase for his personal crew of whores

fake news

why you can't differ facts from narrative

one thing is the purchase, other thing is the motif, and the motif lacks any backing up

diego por favor, es propaganda

I just find it funny that his fortune is good that he gets all that, but at the same time his fortune is so bad hes in a starved nation where all the women look alike and the hottest woman is a 8/10. For example, I'd want what he has, but I'd prefer Russia or Romania or a country with actual hot women

fucking retards

how do you expect a commie shithole to provide itself of stuff?

they don't make shit on their own and it's the goverment who can have relations with the exterior world

everyone else is banned from that


you really are a pile of retards for not understanding that simple fact

exercise stuff surely for his harem

At least someone's having a good time on this rock.

It made it's own nukes, I think they can sew panties on their own.

but not the 13-year olds part I hadnt read that. wtf thats sick.At least only have grown women in your harem

High-T expenditure tbqh

My first redpill on North Korea was this story

>NORTH KOREANS RESORT TO USING METH AS MEDICINE FOR COLDS

I mean come the fuck on

>Main precursor for meth is FUCKING COLD MEDICINE
>Le super ebul police state totally happy with citizens selling meth on the corner and shooting up all over the place

Of course they trotted out some 'deserter' to corroborate their story. From then on I refuse to believe anything out of North Korea. I mean sure it's probably a despotic shithole but fucked if I'm going to go to war over those lies.

Joy without pleasure man. It ain't no fun at all

they can't import nukes, you dumb piece of shit

shitholes don't rely on producing their own shit, when they lack specialization

making from scratch something has higher costs than outsourcing

what would you expect from taht shithole

instead of telling THIS actual facts, the narrative is actually using ad hominems against the president as if all that imports were for personal use

WTF

lol I even called him president
that's fun to read back

Yes it's often cheaper to buy/import than make things yourself. That wasn't what AnCapitard said though.

Lucky guy.

Fuck off Kim Jong Il.

Kim has a nasty sister who loves dry.

I's cheaper to make it close when there's free market due to eficiency and competition, far from the case

hey look, a 3D anime

Yes..that..plus money and virgins sounds really good

This sounds like the standard bullshit propaganda.

...

Pics or gtfo.

>muh money doesnt buy happiness!
>muh woman's true love is more of a reward than their vaginas!
>muh a womans soul is her most attractive feature
>being a beta cuck for a "muh one good woman" is more fulfilling than fucking 10000 women without love


literally kill yourself