Why don't we just annex Canada?

Why don't we just annex Canada?

If i recal Canadians burned down your capital back in the days?

that was different

Because then we would have the shitposters in our country, instead of their own.

Canada didn't exist back then, simply colonies

Sure it was little buddy.

Occupation warfare ain,t easy,

Those guy lost to fucking sandniggers. SAD

Heh, polite to the end gotta love you people for it. No worries i will pretent to be convinced and everyone can save face!

Naw, that was the British. The Canadians cooked their meals though.

I think the US can do without more leftist faggots

That was the British, there were no Canadians back then.
The majority of modern Canadians couldn't lay a finger on the White House.

Except Joint Task force 2, those guys are scary.

do you really want to deal with Canadians in any way different than genocide?

I'm down but then we have to deal with even more cucks

I wonder about that too.
Waste of fucking land.

Too many chinks that we don't want

>implying Canadians would fight against an American annexation
>implying we'd even send an occupation force
>US/Canadian border is longest undefended border on the planet

We just have a chain link fence running between us. Hardly anything would change.

Don't you have some commies to snipe down? :)

No no, that was before the Agreement of Friendship, Cooperation, and Mutual Assistance with soviet union and them deciding we are not to be all deported in Siberia and shot. (Was very chill of them not to do that by the way! Props to soviet union for that!)

Now we pretend to be communists once per year and have rallies and plan for future of socialistic mankind and just do whatever we want rest of the year.

But
>Alaskan oil pipeline
>french becomes just as practical as Spanish
>maple syrup
>milk in bags
>Joint Task force 2
>seamless continental borders
>direct access to the North Pole
>northwest shipping passage
>more oil
I don't mind the cucks if it means we can ignore the rest of the world

>nothing but french and chinese rejects

why would we want canada? you produce the occasional athletic qt but that's about it

SUCK MY STEM, FAGGOTS

Too many cucks.

Canada gets
>international relevance
>superpower status
>Quebec can be it's own state, which is kinda like independence, and kinda not
>revenue from Americans due to dissolving legal barriers
>can drive to Jew York without a passport
>gun ownership for everybody

Wouldn't mind her rubin my bone.

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3, 5, and 6 ftw.

Why doesn't USA just give this one to Canada? AK doesn't fit in with the rest of your country's map. Just give it up to Canada and maybe they will give you some land near Toronto, both your countries would look nicer then.

>Except Joint Task force 2, those guys are scary.
JTF2 totally doesn't exist, though. No such thing. Stop talking about them.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

Why would you want it?

The colony was still called Canada.

That's funny because Canada tends to vote conservative more often than Burgerland does.

Canada isn't worth the trouble.

You tried twice didn't work out jej

Unless you think injecting 20-25 million democrats one one go is a good idea, I'd advise against it.

it's worthless. better to profit off of trade and let them handle themself

Annex the west and nuke the east.
Problem solved

Like we really need more liberals. Canada is worse than worthless.

Process is already started.

Canada votes conservative more often than your country votes republican. You have no right to make fun of us for being leftist when half of your country is so thin-skinned that its literally rioting over a business man/reality TV star hurting their feelings.

WTF AK is part of Mexico now???

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I'm from Quebec. They hate Americans more than they hate the rest of Canada. They only go to Florida to escape the winter.

plz do

Why dont you annexx Canada? Hmm... lets see...

Fisrt of all, your mart sharting scooters are not designed for Canada's harsh winters. Second of all, Canada does indeed have an air force. We can just cut off your MacDonalds supply lines and ensure a quick victory.

Keep thinking you are a super power while the rest of the world laughs at you. It's very funny.