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Canada is the best country on the planet.

>free health care
>poutine
>beautiful women
>superior fresh water reserves
>superior forests

You mad amerifats?

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also
>low crime rates
>only one geographical neighbour (and they're the world's only superpower, and they like us)
>our leader isn't tinted orange
>low density population
>2nd biggest country in the world
>38th biggest population
>bilingual
>proof that multiculturism works
>diversity is our stength

>polite
>clean
>tolerant
>legalizing pot federally this summer
>proof that a mixed economy works

i hate Quebec's fucked version of french.

Maybe the rest is true, I don't know, but
>free healthcare
??????!

And multiculturalism is a meme. It doesn't exist. What you have there is a new culture and the suppression of all others.

(((free)))
El comprende, amigo?

>free health care

I agree, Canada is much better, which is why we're sending many of your illegals there for a better life.

Just stop

>>polite
Yes the first words I see are "Fuckyou" from the thread.

No. Fuck you and suck my cock.

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KFC gravy fries and chicken are so much better than KFC in the US. Your women are big time welfare sluts though.

Funny way to spell China? Are you using autocorrect?

>KFC gravy

But user, we have those too

helsinki is even worse than toronto at night time

>Be permanently crippled because of how incompetent the medical system is
>People bring it up like it's the pinnacle of Canada's accomplishments

>>free health care
It's not free

>>poutine
Canadian sophisticated cuisine. Fries with shit poured on them...pathetic

>>beautiful women
Pls

>>superior fresh water reserves
>>superior forests
>You mad amerifats?
Those amerifats will just take these resources if they need them. You can't defeat the most advanced army with your dildos Pierre.

Because of little shits like you, nobody here takes us leaves seriously

>legalizing pot this summer

Wrong.

They delayed it another year, which probably means they won't legalize it at all.

Whenever a libtard complains about Trump's immigration policy, I suggest we adopt Canada's policy. Much tougher on immigration than Trump.

They'll dangle the carrot as long as they can. The closer it is to the next election (2019), the better it is for them.

That's what I've been telling people

If they actually gave a shit about legalization they would have decriminalized it months ago. Also they raided a shitload of medical dispenseries across the country not long ago, kinda shows where their heart is.

>Weed to be legalized in Canada by 1995
>Weed to be legalized in Canada by 1999
>Weed to be legalized in Canada by 2002
>Weed kinda not illegal in 2005
>Weed to be legalized in Canada by 2007
>Weed to be legalized in Canada by 2010
>Weed to be legalized in Canada by 2013
>Weed to be legalized in Canada by 2017

Not gonna happen

>Be Canada
>Think your a good country
>In reality Canada is full of fucking mudslimes and niggers.

Good thing you didn't say anything about Islam, or you would be going to prison, faggot leaf.

>free

>free healthcare
stopped reading right there.
It's only free for losers who have never worked a day in their lives, and only some of it is "free". Fuck off. This is the worst country

>worst country
You obviously have never been in S.America or India.

>S. America
>India

>countries

you have justin tho

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civilized I meant.
And no, France Sweden and Germany aren't civilized anymore

>no free speech
>dollar might as well be toilet paper
>nearly sixty years of "multiculturalism" "Canada has no identity or culture" programming started by cuck Trudeau Sr and now culminating in cuck Trudeau Jr like pottery

>walmart.com
>Not walmart.ca

>No culture
>Not joining best Canada for unlimited identity and culture
Your own problem, pal.

>superior fresh water reserves
All your fishes are infested with parasites. People eating sashimi end up in hospital.

Its shit, fuck off faggot. Your women are ugly shits also.

Nailed it

>free of rights

Free from freedom of speech.

th biggest population
stop leafs how will we recover

Rate plz

>only one geographical neighbour (and they're the world's only superpower, and they like us)

Until they find out how much shit you people talk.
Seriously, in the REAL WORLD, when you shit talk people, it makes them angry and NOT LIKE YOU. In Canada, everyone is fucked in the head so it's acceptable.

Biggest thing I hate about leafs is how much shit they talk about America, while doing and consuming EVERYTHING American.
Talk about ungrateful. Nigger tier ungrateful.
They even stole nigger "Kraft Dinner" as their National Cuisine. It's AMERICAN.

I hate how mind fucked these people are.
Scottish are ugly as fuck btw
Same with Irish
They are seriously fucked up weird ugly looking people.

I eat fish and clams and muscles raw out the ocean. Helps build the immune system

This is your typical burger that came to Canad abut just couldnt keep up... many such cases. Sad!

>ice

Your health care sucks and is only getting worse
The women are fat
Your hockey teams suck
You have Castro kid as your PM
And y'all are fixing to be cucked by a bunch of Arabs

What does that even mean??
Couldn't keep up with what?? A leaf? At what? Drinking? Smoking crack?? Just what exactly are Canadians better at?
Americans have contributed 1000s of inventions to the modern world. Canadians, 22. Twenty-fucking two.

Where do you get off, saying such stupid shit canadian??

Couldn't keep up?? TOO WHAT??
God I hate you dumb fucks.

Ever watch King of Hill?? Some leaf pissed off a show producer or someone so much, they made a whole episode dedicated to the smug assholeness of leafs.
The leaf ended up in American jail, Hank finally stuck his neck out, bailed out the asshole leaf and the asshole leaf acts like he did Hank a favor.
I hate you people so much.
If I was given legal immunity to shoot you all point blank in the face, I would.

>Just what exactly are Canadians better at?
Everything. We have achieved greatness now all we have to do is sit back and crack open a beer first thing in the morning. Feels good when your country has made it.

Kill yourself faggot

So you're already drunk at 8:30am? Not degenerate behavior. Not at all.

People like you are so delusional, you'll sit there with a shit eating grin on your face, denying reality cause you're that mind fucked.

Only alcoholic degenerate trash "cracks a beer first thing in the morning"
How was breakfast at the soup kitchen this morning??

Its 9:30 am in Nova Scotia, I started my day with a balanced breakfast of eggs and a bavarian lager, now I can just sit back and enjoy this free country. Thanks again wagecuck for paying for my beer.

I dont need to use the food bank or nothin like that because I am a strong independent neet. I can make money on the side because I am not a failure wage cuck like you and I can have lots of money to spend on myself.

LOL
You're an alcoholic inbred newfie LOL On welfare.
Please stop acting like you accomplished something.
LOL
How does scum trash people like you, accomplish anything?? You're all too drunk. LOL

I wish I could fist fight you.

Good look with free speech you stupid leaf, fuck islam

Also cuckadeu is chad

Too many chinks
Bad flag

If the government never held us down we would have probably been to the moon or cured cancer by now. Maritimers are the master race and the superior white stock.

Delusions of an alky. LOL
You more than likely live in your own filth, stink like shit and barely function as a human.

>free healthcare
Long wait times
>poutine
American heart attack copy
>beautiful women
Smuglypuff
>superior fresh water reserves
Gay frogs
>superior forests
Wildfires
>low crime rate
For now
>only 1 neighbour (they like us
>IMBLYING
>our leader isnt tinted orange
You dont need to have color to be retarded
>2nd biggest country in the workd
Half of it is snow or protected, might as well be australia
>38th biggest population
Not even top 25. Pathetic
>bilingual
Because """french""" is so great and useful outside of queerbec. Arabic when?
>proof that multiculturalism works
Anyone have new sides i can buy? Our healthcare times suck
>diversity is our strength
Too late im dead
>polite
A meme, try going to toronto with your nice hippy bullshit you retard pandering cuck
>clean
Eh
>tolerant
Unless you're different in a bad way
>legalizing pot
DUDE WEED LMAO ITS 2017
>proof that mixed economy works
I dont have anything on this but our economy people suck at it

LOL
Fucking alky trash mewfie. "The man holdin us down eh!"
>drinks
>smokes crack
It's DAH GUBBERMINTS FAULT EH??

STFU white trash. Go suck off Bubbles for twoonie

>sell lumber to Americans cheaper then Canadians can buy it
>sell green electricity to Americans cheaper then Canadians can buy it
>probably sell water to Americans cheaper then Canadians can buy it

We are cucking this beautiful country ....

A literal alcoholic inbred white trash townie ,drunk at 9:30am started this thread cause he's drunk.

LOSER
You're a typical canadian and a great representation of your people.
Drunk
Stupid
Do nothing
White trash
>A FUCKING LEAF EH???

Canadians are some of the most passive aggressive people you will ever meet. Also some of the rudest.

Poutine is gross and so are soggy fries.

The guy is right, canadian french is fucking degeneracy

Tell this to the dude who is judged for buying a sex doll in a loli form factor.

gotta make money for the muslims somehow

Calm down amerifat. you dont wanna have a heart attack

I didnt start the thread either you inbred american

But you are triggered by it.

Look at the typical amerifat in his natural environment.

One thing I've always wondered. If Quebec ever got it's independence, what type of military equipment would it use? American or French? I'd figure since they're French they could be supplied with Mirages or since they're close to America would they be given F-18s?

3bh America is better in a lot of ways, but not with respect to diversity. You guys bus blacks into otherwise nice white schools, and your innercities are terrible. Toronto is bad for a lot of reasons but crime is very low on that list.

You also make a nice hat for US superior Americans. Thank you.

>drunk at 9:30am
>no job
>NEET
>Blames government for his problems
NOT A WHITE NIGGER

>Drunk at 930am
>NEET
>No job
>Claims to live in best country in the world and has it made
>Blames government for all his problems
Best country or the governments fault
You got it made cause canada is awesome, or you don't.

LOL
Fucking alcoholic trash

>proof that multiculturism works
Top kek !
What about Quebec ? They French Canadian and the English Canadian hated each other and both are "white".
The Oka Crisis whit the Mohawk ?
The stealing of Inuit child to "civilize" them?

Fuck off just fuck off god damn Jew/Mudslim lover. You are really one confuse mother fucker and your goal is to spread that confusion.

>muh 9:30am
>muh alcoholic
Is that the best you can do?

As apposed to the typical Cuntadian in his natural environment?

That's funny because someone else was complaining about the immigration situation and is very angry. They had to train an immigrant then lost their job, said that the immigrant would do the same job for less money.

>free health care

Good for you, my private company paid health insurance blows your nationwide medicare out of the water. Capitalism motherfucker, work hard get rich and don't worry about those who aren't smart enough to do so.

>poutine

Isn't this just french fries and gravy? I eat this at a small diner in New Jersey every time I travel there, didn't have to go to Canada for it.

>beautiful women

Again, 50MM to 320MM - by the nature of statistics, we have more, and therefore, hotter women.

>superior fresh water reserves

less than 10% of your reserves are renewable, and Russia has more than you.

>superior forests

no stats on this one, superior? I doubt it. Maybe more by land mass.

Overall, Canada isn't close. You aren't a world player, your news is not world news unless your legalizing weed. Your country does not compete on the world sport stage with the exception of hockey (BTW I live in DC so i'm hype to watch my Caps obliterate any of your Canadian teams this postseason). You can be as diverse as you want, i'll take my tinted orange pro white president all day long.

A mixed economy works when there's less than 60 million of you and you'll all crammed in the bottom of your icebox of a country.

>low density

Not really. Only a small sliver of land is used and we're all crammed into it.

I don't need to say much else. Alcoholic is on par with a heroin junkie. You're a fucking loser. Who cares what you blurt out in your drunk delusions.
The sooner you die, the better.

By the way Im not even drunk yet, I need more beers for that and the liquor store opens in 4 mins

Typical burger sharing his gay porn stash

We have prarie niggers

You don't sound cool at all. You sound like a junkie. Cause you are.

Some of histories greatest men were alcoholics. You just cant hold your liquor.

>no peanut untouchable

worst poor little white guy ever

>Isn't this just french fries and gravy? I eat this at a small diner in New Jersey every time I travel there, didn't have to go to Canada for it.

I don't see the appeal of regular poutine. The barbecue sauce kind with cheese however sounds like great snack food.

I am Canadian and our "free" health care is shit most of our doctors have no idea what they're doing

Does liquor scare you? Some day you will grow up and realize its gods gift to man. Enjoy your apple juice kiddo

Have fun getting drunk by yourself, in your nasty ass apartment, that's probably covered in empties, old food and just general shit.

Not jealous of you bud. Not at all. Alcoholics aren't cool or revered. Only by other drunk losers.
Drunks achieve the gutter and you're in it. You're too drunk to realize though
>NEET
>On Welfare
>No job
>Thinks a couple 100 is A LOT OF MONEY
LOL

the truth about "free" health care:

its good for quick things that can be done in 5 minutes in a walk-in clinic

its good for life threatening emergencies

its bad for anything in between

It's okay, just messier loaded fries. He likes calling us Americans fat but list gravy-coated freedom fries as a pro of their glorious nation.

Im not going to show off my superior intellect or show off my wealth here. I got better things to do.

I can't help it. The way you wiggle your cute little ass in that pink thong is oooo so sexy.

LOL
Okay alky. One day I'll drop a couple nickles in your hat while you beg on the corner. Sounds like your almost at that point already
>Drunk at 930am
>No Job
>NEET
>On welfare

Just go stand by the door of the liquor store and beg for your next drink "cool guy"
It will happen to you, you're already sitting in the gutter, fool.

But if you keep on importing human material from unter-schtaten, you risk to become untermensche-state yourself (because mostly their countries suck because of them. they will spoil your precious water resources and sell all your forests turning Canada into desert without even knowing about their doing exactly that.
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