Why do Europoors love bikes so much?

Why do Europoors love bikes so much?

Is it because they're too poor to afford a car?

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Because everything is within spitting distance, your countries are the size of our states, our smaller states.

Their public transportation being another example. You just don't need a car as much as you do in America.

Because it hurts your ass just like gay sex with a black man

The petrol prices are really high. You need to be upper class to afford a car and the expenses that go along with it.

...

Do you actually believe that? You can afford a car if you have a minimum wage job and can save.

Because their infrastructure was put into place before having residential areas 10 miles away from the grocery store was feasible.

>a European asking why Europeans ride bikes

What did he mean by this?

We're not Europe you silly boogan.

Quick, easy, healthy, cheap, no half an hour search for a parking space.

It has his ups. I live 15 min bike ride from my work, by car it would take me half an hour + gas

Its an economic choice, i do own a car and use it but just if i have to.

Back when I was living in Commiefornia I biked 7 miles to work and 6 to the grocery store. It's literally nothing. But Burgers are so afraid of getting hit by a car or doing an actual workout that no one does that over there.

People are trying to forve bike meme here. It is fucking hilarious. You can't ride bikes in the snow, dummy.

Underrated

Also on topic: Depends on the country but generally it is because our city traffic is so jammed that you're better off using a bike.

You could also use public transportation but its full of immigrants.

>5000 for something that actually runs
>add an extra 5000 if you want girls to want to get in it
>another 1200 a year for petrol
>also 800 for rego
>oh you didn't buy insurance for 1000? How unfortunate Zhe Wang hit your car, he's playing stupid so you won't get anything out of him
>that's another 5000 to get it fixed!
>niggers don't like the attention you give it, so they broke all your windows, that's 1000 for new ones

..
>this decent bike costed 500
>it's not a BMX bike so it never gets stolen

You are not a wise man.

>being a brit
>hating bikes
Everyone has cars, bikes are just more convenient in smaller cities.

>You need to be upper class to afford a car
lol no

Mainly this and you've posted a picture of Amsterdam, where owning a car is pretty damn impractical.

strawman

>cycle to work - 10 minutes
>cycle to the mall - 2 minutes
>cycle to the bus/train station - 8 minutes

why would i waste my money on insurance, gas, maintanace and parking while trying to find a car spot??

also its a great ''workout''

While I love driving, nothing beats riding a bicycle on a sunny day.

It's dirt cheap, moderately fast, lets you take alternative routes, don't have to worry about parking spaces and you can actually take the time to enjoy your surroundings.

I could also afford a casual coke habit, doesn't mean I want to. My only gripe is I can't go to dates or pick up weed without a car. Women are materialistic and weed dealers somehow believe hanging out of a car window is less suss than meeting on the street.

> Is it because they're too poor to afford a car?

No, it's because they're smart enough not to pollute their cities' air like you inbreds.

>getting a car instead of
>walking
>riding a bike
>taking the meter
>taking a bus
>even calling an uber

If you live in a city is completely pointless, it is only useful when there are no other means of transport available because you live in a tiny town or the countryside

t. someone who does not even own a driver license

>also its a great ''workout''
no its not

Because it's comfy as fuck.

Yes, you can. You might get cold, but you totally CAN. You you even realize bikes use the same roads cars do?

Not owning a driver's license is silly though as generally (unless Spain is some mad exception) you only have to get it once to have it for life.

Anyways I live in a city (If a population of 500k makes it that) with a dense population. I own a car because I have to visit clients often and arriving there sweating in a tshirt on a bike doesn't really work in my sector.

Other than that, if you work and live in the city, a bike will probably get you faster from A to B at all times aside from maybe between 10 PM and 6 AM.

Ok, now you are plain denying reality.
How can you possibly bike around powered by nothing but your musles and NOT burn some extra calories?

If you need to ride the same ride as cars do, buy a fucking car.
He said it is a GREAT workout, sorry but 8 mins of cycling is nowhere near great. You may burn 50 more calories a day, equivalent of not eating half an apple.

1) Expensive gas
2) Small distances
3) Some people actually enjoy biking
4) Some office workers do it not to turn into fat fucks

American knowledge about the outside world, laugh every time

5) Environmentally friendly

people in europe live in tiny villages, I mean super tiny, like a few thousand people packed in less than a half of a square mile. You only need a bike to get around these villages. you dont need a car to go anywhere because all youre doing is going to another tiny village where everything is in walking distance

>They never admit that it's because they are too poor to own a car

Every time this thread is made

I have a tesla model S P90D and a 1200 euro bike, when i go to work i always take my bike

>If you need to ride the same ride as cars do, buy a fucking car
Yea, spend extra money to get ever closer to becoming a landwhale with weak heart, limp dick and hemorrhoid due to lack of physical exercise. G8 plan, m8.
>but 8 mins of cycling is nowhere near great
Yea, 8 mins a day is as unrealistic as using a car for 8 mins a day.

This. Fun fact: what we call "Europe" is actually a village-state. Bicyclists carry information and goods to city-centers, which is where they keep the art, spaghetti, and other fascinating things for us to visit and photograph.

I've noticed this too. The mental gymnastics is hilarious

You dont live in a big city do you?
You never came home from work, tired as shit and had to drive around your block for 40 min until there was a parkin space available.
That shit ruins your evening.
I do have a car but i prefer bike most of the time.
Almost always quicker if im in the inner city.

if id live rural and had to commute to work, of course id use my car.

Not sure why people are calling you out when it's literally true

Insurance, road tax etc. Are all more expensive here and petrol is at least twice as expensive over here

Add in congestion charge in London, parking is probably more expensive and the cars themselves probably cost more here too. Obviously you don't need to be upper class to afford it but it's a more significant expense

Kek

>Gas is getting expensive
>Unlike the US or Straya, we don't like long distances
>The kikes decided to stop ((((global warming))) so a bike is a way to avoid taxes
>It's quiet
>It prevents huge traffic jams

Though to be honest, a car is by far better than a bike.

Lazy poorfags will never believe you can consciously prefer to do something physically more demanding just to because you like it better.

Have you tried installing the seat on your bike yet?

I'm 20 minutes by bike from everything I need and have great public transit for everything else. Why would I spend any money on the autojew?

digits and euros will be too poor to afford cars by 2020

Hmm, athletic Danish girl vs. Fat English girl with bad skin? Athletic Dutch girl vs fat English girl wearing yoga pants?
This is tough...

Because its cheap, simple to use, makes fun.
Im faster than any bus, car or tram.

Is it a problem for Sup Forums now to ride a bike and keep yourself healthy?

Fucking fat cunts...

They love the long term pressure on their prostate to sterilize them to ensure the cuckoldry continues.

>Oh no hans cannot pregnant wife because bicycle is kill penus.
>luckily moroccan man is here to bull be
> c u c k

>not riding a motorcycle

Sorry, can't hear y'all over the sound of testosterone flowing through my motorcyclist veins.

What kind of bikes are those in the OP? The black ones?

he's somewhat correct.
poor fuckers definitely buy cars, but that's also why they remain poor fuckers. they aren't actually wealthy enough to own them, they just do it anyway and sacrifice their option to accrue some wealth in exchange

Bikes are the white man's transportation. Why do you think Black people never ride them, apart from when they are stealing them? It's because a black man can never become in tune with a bike, as it is the very model of aerodynamics, efficiency and purity. A black man riding a bicycle is like a chicken trying to manoeuvre a blimp. Black people target bikes so much when stealing as they know this and are jealous of the white man's relationship with bicycles and want to hurt whites by taking them and trading them for skag. Blacks hate bikes because they don't offer no gibs. A car will do the work for you, a bike requires temperament and concentration, two things Blubberlips Bazonde will never possess. Is there anything more quintessentially white than a bespectacled gentleman gliding down the street on a penny-farthing, his overcoats flapping in the wind as he salutes the gentle women by the side of the village green? With a gentle tip of his moustache, he causes embroidered lady-knickers to fill with clotted cream from so many delicate and noble quims. Have you ever seen a jigaboo ride a penny-farthing? Checkmate. youtube.com/watch?v=91VJ4JTTubk

What car do yall drive?
2003 cadillac sls.
White with a blue ragtop, its real sexy

>your city isn't totally polluted giving everyone lung cancer? What a cuck

Nigger, any squat monkey can afford a car.

any statistics on the bikes? i've never been to yurop and don't know how far the cancer has progressed.

>fat English girl wearing yoga pants

Sounds pretty good desu, except for the English part

Nah, Americans wearing business suits going to meetings can't afford to ride a bike and get all sweaty and fuck up our suits.

Very nice, Giuseppe, well done.

>not riding a bicycle made by your country in a "smug, racist way".

because they like being sexy and fit

Cycling 10 km takes 30 min's. The same journey in a car, in a city takes the same amount of time or longer. This is due to the fact that many European cities have roads that are pre industrial. The roads just arnt wide enough to deal with the traffic demand's.

On a bike you can beat the traffic, save money and get exercise.

Because that's not the reason. Every dirt poor fucker leeching welfare has a car.

It is more that in a lot of areas, the population density is so high that using a car is a fucking nightmare (not just traffic jams, also nonsense like needing 15-20 minutes to find a parking slot) so you are simply faster by bike.

>American Education
>He actually thinks the Europoor meme is actually real
>He doesn't know how much poorer most of his people are

>choosing arbitrary and pointless car ownership over quality European urban center housing
>fails to see spendable income implications
>bad infra game

You guys don't get laid much I reckon

"It's a waste of money" is code for "I can't afford it." I have a car, pickup truck, and a bike.

>Ha! I'm not getting jewed by insurance but at least I can smile at my money going towards refugees haha because that's not a waste or anything

>a black man can never become in tune with a bike

Have you ever noticed how black people always put bikes in very low gear? Like they don't comprehend how gears work and think pedals turn faster = better.

>Getting to University takes 1 hour with public transportation

>Takes 20 minutes with a car on the highway

>Taking public transportation to work takes 2 hours

>Driving to work takes 40 minutes on the highway

>mfw liberals try to guilt me into selling my car

Bikes are nice inside big cities. In Copenhagen you just add it into the metro, city train or boat

If you actually have a real job or studying at a uni outside the City it's a nightmare though

>You guys don't get laid much I reckon
Im sure you get a lot of hot chicks in the dead of winter with your bike

You don't need a car in a city like Amsterdam, in fact it's a fucking burden.

Because we arent obese

What's that white stuff?

Having a car is expensive (taxes)
Cities have a lot of car free zones and narrow streets so metro/bike is faster

>my 3rd world tier country has dysmal urban planning: the post

do you need a home in a city like Amsterdam?

>Copenhagen

Nice try burger. Keep spending your meager shekels on your "car" so you keep the boardroom jew happy. Don't forget your taxes.

Spent a couple months in the US last year and there are exactly two types of people

>those who believe that Europe is the promised land, where we shit into golden toilets and the calendar marks the year 2317

>those who think Europe is dirt poor and we have to go to the local well to get some water

I mean, it's excusable that they don't know about it. The US is big enough that they have no reason to ever care about anything else, I don't really know what Bulgaria for example looks like either.
But at least I don't proudly parade my ignorance around and use every chance I see to spout nonsense.

>"It's a waste of money" is code for "I can't afford it.

The irony it's actually rich people have this attitude to things, that's how they become rich, by not wasting money on depreciating assets like cars. Nigs on the other hand always drive new BMWs and Mercedes because they can just about afford the finance payments with their welfare money. Doesn't mean it's not a waste of money.

Well done for exposing yourself as a financially incompetent child / nig though.

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wrong

Flat roads, small distances, limited room in towns and cities for heavy traffic.

How do bongs have bikes if they get stolen every day?

I sweat a lot so it's hard for me to ride it

Oh no! A bit of snow!! Get out of the USA Hernandez

everyone i know has atleast 1/2 cars and 2 bikes atleast. stop your europoor dumbfaggot meme lardnigger.

Honestly, every bike worth stealing would get stolen in Dublin. So you park your bike somewhere secure. I take my bike into the hospital and park it in a court yard.

I'm considering getting a burner for when i want to cycle into the city center. Something so shit no one would steal it. If you go to places like Amsterdam every single bike looks so shit that no one would steal it.

Cycling in snow is pretty dumb. I wouldn't recommend it. I almost never snows in Ireland however. One or two days every 3 years maybe.

agreed. unless you're riding up hills continuously, riding a bicycle hardly costs any energy. I gained like ten kilos in three months riding 20+ kilometres every day in about an hour and ten minutes and I was drinking no alcohol at all that time.

Probably because unlike England we have proper infrastructure and laws and behaviour when it comes to bikes. You guys are like the worst parts of the USA with your own english twist on it.

>1/2
So you only own half a car? Wtf? Is this socialism?
>I swear I'm not poor guys

you must have some nice calfs and ass muscles
pm me if you want to hook up

Additionally, the weather in most European countries is conducive to being able to bike/walk/public transit most of the year.

its true though. They can't pay the 100% tax on cars.

Obviously cucked UK is a part of even more cucked Europe.

no it isn't. it's fucking cold half the year, it's like canada but without all the wind and snow

all thats left in europe are the peasants and royalty who didnt leave to escape classism. plz dont come back

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Some places are hilly! I dont want to get to work all sweaty... in usa everything far apart. I personally would have to ride 30 miles to work and 30 miles back up massive hills

If i live amsterdamn yes i will get bike for daily xommute to pot shop and whorehouse with gay family

Most UK cities are perfect for bikes.
Quicker and cheaper.

t's not like citing in a car where you need to use constantly the heater or aircon to feel comfortable like a prissy little faggot.

Riding a bicycle warms you up just like jogging or any exercise does. The fact you don't know this proves to us that you're a degenerate fat fuck.