This angers and confuses the shia

tmz.com/2017/04/06/shia-labeouf-bowling-alley-confrontation-racist-drunk/

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I dunno guys, did we break him?

Shia is adorable I just wanna fuck his fat ass.

You fucking white whales!

JUST

Man I need a quick run down on the whole shia labeouf thing.

We need to break all hollywood celebrities like this, one by one.

He must be sad that he's only sold 3 tickets for his new movie

I thought he was in finland or something?

no archive.is link

[x] - shill
[ ] - not shill
[x] - kys

He got sexually confused looking at all those delicious black balls

Lol fik that laquef

Isn't he supposed to be in his cuckshed in Lappland?

Could he take you out in a fight? Be honest Sup Forums

I guess the cabin project hasn't started yet.

he's crazy

i think that's pretty much it

think so

this is why you don't take steroids. he puffed out for a bit and then shrunk right back down.

Yes

But he also has the power of crazy on his side

Probably, but i would have let him win anyway because i want to never have to work again in my entire life.

Alpha as fuck.

bowling alleys have racists?

He tries his gay project, couple of autistic anons steal his flag every time and they memed his stream. Because he's being beat every time his mental health is in bad condition.

Sorry man, no shill- my bad on the link. I hate TMZ as much as anyone

Fighting crazy people generally tends to not work out so well. Knowing his mental state, I wouldn't fuck with him.

>Shia explodes into treats
>again
We did it Sup Forums We live in his head rent free!

I don't know about his level of training, he could be a kung fu master or something. But physically, i think I could take him.

Oh, who am I kidding, I saw him in action on HWNDU. I could eat him for lunch.

Does he have a gun?

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

Sure you could, sweetie.

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We must keep our foot on the gas annons, we are close to completely destroying his sanity.

>be some Burger
>bowling
>have nice time
>with the corner of you eye you see some bump
>ohshit.jpg
>it`s shia
>remember your nice time on polish pierogi making board fucking with him
>you move to him
>you put hand on his shoulder and whisper to his ear "Pepe is always watching"
>Shia goes Nuclear
>He gets kick off
>Your sides flew off and got you Strike

Your face when

lol. No.

You know what happened to Labeouf? He got conned by the Art-Jew. It's not his fault, really. A lot of people, particularly the ultra-famous, get conned by the Art Jew. Honestly, Shia was the perfect target.

What is the Art-Jew?

The Art-Jew is a Vampire. A leech. The Art-Jew sees someone like Shia - ultra-famous, a bit lost in life, and they grab hold. And starts to suck and suck and suck.

It's a sad tale. I've seen it a thousand times. I'll see it a thousand more. These people are scum. But they never learn. No one learns.

Shia's just being tsun-tsun to us

I think he would bite and claw. So I wouldn't have a fun time taking him on in hand-to-hand. But I'm sure I could do it, as I am far more willing to kill than he is.

>5'7 manlet

youtube.com/watch?v=3YDIPkHXq2s

youtube.com/watch?v=3PfiKOkeKXk

What if Shia becomes the new Harvey Oswald and assassinates Trump?

WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI ?

Fuk you I want some pierogis now

ummm good idea

For some reason the video only loads up in this link, but not on the TMZ site

Columbine shooters went bowling before their killing spree.
Is it time to ban bowling?

fuck me bane is a dwarf

No, attack the knees of those chicken legs

He punched Tom Hardy near where I went to school in London.

Bumble Bee will save him.

i know your meant to boil them but they are fucking awesome if you boil them a little bit then deep fat fry them
so shia sectioned when?

No, hasn't he been in like tons of street fights and gotten his ass kicked repeatedly? He's got a glass jaw and a losing attitude.

Would be beautiful to behold. Karmic justice for all the years they berrated the public with their brainwashing.

He used to have an alcohol problem, but supposedly got clean and stopped drinking. Holy shit did we put him back on the wagon?

>1.76 m
>actor
no way

no we kicked him off it

Shia's mental health status: Divided

>5'9

Unironically no and I am 33 and not even in great shape.

Quick rundown on him:
>Autobots bow to shia
>in contact with vampire pedophiles
>rumored to be mind broken
>controls his art installations with a limp wrist
>owns a loft in the shitty part of LA
>direct descendant of inbreeding cuban boat-hoppers
>will bankroll the first HWNDU cities in tibet (Hillengrad will be the first city)
>in the process of being booked for assault
>owns basically every mediocre art installation on earth
>first designer babies will not be lebouf babies
>said to have an iq in the high 80s
>several of his screenplays tell of an angel who will get parts in movies and, "like, totally be famous again"
>this is shia lebouf
>rents a "meme lab" that can travel around the globe
>you likely have seen and hidden shia memes
>every millennial hipster trash has the mark of HWNDU implanted in their anuses at graduation
>shia is in regular communication with with the archangels michael and gabriel, they regularly appear to him to mock his art
>discovered some left over food in his fridge once when he thought he had none
>learned fluent-ish english in just under 30 years
>democrats allows him full access to the evidence of pedos in government
>micro-nations entrust their sewage reserves to shia, who uses them to crate CGI for his new movies
>he is 30 years old, from the space-time reference point of a soon-to-be-raped child
>in reality his "work" has aged him nearly to death
>had access to his own shit since birth, and have spoken about the art he created while a newborn
>shia will guide millennials off a cliff into a new age of wisdom, peace, and love

He's a severe manlet. He can go crazy all he wants but he's also a liberal with zero fighting skills.

Pretty sure he's never been hit or had to manage pain either so it's going to be a pretty short fight. You could probably get him shut down and crying with a proper bitchslap.

Heebs will not divide us

he took the meme too far

he thought real life was like twitter or tv

I believe you're thinking of Booth.

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EVERYONE IS A RACIST EXCEPT WHEN IT'S AGAINST WHITES!!!!! BECAUSE HE WILL NOT DIVIDE MY ANUS!!!!

Then it was kek's will
He is a chaos god after all

That's nothing. Tom Cruz is 5'7" and his ex wife Nicole Kidman is 6'0"

>Shia left but came back when he realized he was still wearing his bowling shoes. The second clip in the video is Shia leaving after he got his street shoes.

Imagine being Shia LaBouf. Really imagine it for a moment.

You saw the election. You saw Hillary talk about the "alt-right," some kind of secret society of nazis. You were having a beer, you laughed it off, thought she was just being a ditz. That Milo guy sounds gross though. Oh well.

Then Trump wins. Your mind is blown. It has to have been racists, or just suburban and rural retards, right? You set up your art project. You find a speaker playing some shitty music sitting on it one morning. People start shouting words. You know those words. You've heard it before. Pepe? At the Hillary speech...

Then you start seeing them. It's like they all know something you don't know. At first it's just some assholes fucking with your project, but then you realize that your people know them too. Everyone is in on the joke except you.

A few months later you're setting up a flag in a field in Kentucky. People are tweeting you. THEY are looking for you. THEY've almost found it. that isn't possible. They? Do they mean... Oh no.

Your flag is gone. A Trump hat is in its place. You can't handle it. You just want to run. You're in a bowling ally. You're drinking yourself stupid. Who the fuck are these people? How many of them are there? The UK, New York, Kentucky, New Mexico, where can you fucking go where this fucking cult can't find you?

Someone walks up to the chalk pillow to pat his hands down, and notices you. He leans over. Maybe he wants an autograph?
"Pepe!" he exclaims, grinning.

>Shia left but came back when he realized he was still wearing his bowling shoes

He didn't fight too well.

youtube.com/watch?v=SEYEyNbggiw

Hearty kek. Thank you user

Shia suicide when?

You wrote half a paragraph and said nothing.

Shia is a tortured soul.

Not yet we need him in a padded cell

Post your face when you realize his shitty art projects are actually a down low hollywood tactic to keep him from touching alcohol and drugs in order to try to be sober but a bunch of frogs is literally persuading him to drink and not get the help that he needs. Guys...could it be that Shia is just trying to get sober without seeking help which is a death punch in the eyes of Hollywood?

We must send him rare Pepe's in the mail

Phew, I almost felt some pity coming up.

Would you like to know more about the Art-Jew?

maybe we were a little too rough on him

Hey, OP, Shia's just a little salty.

Not only has he failed 4 times with HWNDU, but He just released a movie in the UK.

Shia's newest movie, 'Man Down' entered the box office this weekend and made $7 pounds. yes, the movie sold a single ticket at the box office over the weekend.

Shia BTFO by his own movies.

>usatoday.com/story/life/2017/04/05/man-down-starring-shia-labeouf-has-dismal-uk-opening/100071170/#

in season 1 he tried to fight some 13 year old

Shias newest movie, 'Man Down' grossed $7 in its opening weekend at the box office last week.

Not $7 million. $7.

Would be salty to if my movies were so shitty

>usatoday.com/story/life/2017/04/05/man-down-starring-shia-labeouf-has-dismal-uk-opening/100071170/#

degenerate

"pepe"

Brilliant

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oh shit.
what if thats the goal. make us bully him into suicide so they have a reason to shut us down?

>Shia was going off about a bartender refusing to serve him french fries. French fries.

>The person he's calling a "racist" was the bartender. It's unclear why he thinks the guy was racist.

I'm serious Sup Forums what if this is a low level attempt at being sober . It would be very helpful to stop focusing on withdraw symptoms by chanting HWNDU over and over again. Doesn't help to bring people into his life this way to help him and in return he get's shekels from Hollywood jews for the politics involved. He helps the Hollywood jews, the hollywood jews help him without ruining his potential career. Blackmail?

kek

bear jew

The bartender was Ben garrison

>Man Down

So his autobiography?

he has about a 65% chance of beating me. I really need to start working out.

i'm an inch taller than him

So, one person saw the movie?

He yells something about Tennessee. Damn I want to know what the conversation was previous to his chimp out.

7$ in the UK. in the US it made over 400k

I'll send in my bull to deal with him

Underrated