Every three weeks, the Londonfurs hold a meet in a City bar. The bar is closed to the public on Saturdays, so it’s a private party.
Every three weeks, one or two hundred so furries turn up. And just about every three weeks, there is a new member of the bar staff boggling at the crowd.
I recently overheard a new bartender ask, So, are you all gay or something?. And his furry customer responded, Yeah.
(But he was wrong. We’re not all gay. We’re not even mostly gay.)
The bartender made a comment and a knowing face, as if the Furry Universal Gayness Theory explained everything, and the furry wandered off with his drinks. I thought of correcting the bartender as he shaped to serve next in line, but I figured that he probably wasn’t interested in a short lesson on furry demographics. And besides, I was thirsty.
The truth is that about 22% of furries are gay*.
* Source: furrypoll.com (formerly the Furry Survey):
Furrypoll is online-only, running since 2008. The number of annual respondents has varied between 3,000 and 10,000 with no significant change in results over that time. I’m counting gay furries as ones who are “completely homosexual” or “mostly homosexual”. The International Anthropomorphic Research Project reports a slightly higher proportion of gay furries based on a smaller but comparable sample size (ref). Their numbers are slightly different because some of their surveys are collected at conventions. I discuss this effect further down in this article.
Chase Rogers
Fucking weirdo
Jose Perez
Die Barneyfag
Ian Lewis
go fuck a dog you piece of shit furry community is nothing but a gathering of autists who wear their gay ass fursuits to hide their ugly faces and feel better about themselves.
Anthony Phillips
Wow, that's pretty awesome. Keep up the good work, user.
Christian White
>the Furry Universal Gayness Theory
>the FUG Theory
Isaiah Wilson
Fucking another man in the ass even if he's wearing a fursuit, is gay.
John Green
My brain exploded
Juan Campbell
Furries are overwhelmingly gay, I don't know how anyone could dispute that unless they don't know what furries are.
Juan Cruz
This, Barneyfags all need to die
Ryan Allen
>barneyfag is a cancuck
Cooper Collins
kys furfag
Hudson Phillips
Why are leafs the most obnoxious posters on this site?
Luke Brown
Yiff my tail hole and be my big strong wolfy husbando
SQUEEE :3
Adrian Hernandez
Sage this niggerfaggot
Angel Clark
No it's not gay It's just mean that you are degenerate
Camden Hughes
...
Isaiah Green
80 percent of the furries that I have encountered are straight up gay or bisexual. The ones in the fursuits are almost always fucking flaming as shit except maybe 4 of em There are three types of em at conventions
The straight up perverts who attach themselves to anyone for some free dickings, 90 percent of em are unwashed fags The quiet and shy ones, usually the most tolerable and nicest even if they are a bit autistic.but usually means they have wierd ass fetishes. And finally. The straight up ham planet sperg lords. Some of the worst of the worst. Avoid at all costs unless you want autism around them. Bonus one: the ones who like the fetish but not the 90 percent of the shit that it's attached to aka avoiding that shit, which I have respect for. Aka the most tolerable and reasonable
T.furfag
Kevin Cook
>MLP
Disgusting.
On the same subject, we do the same thing in Seattle. Large concentration of furs in Washington. We usually hold parties every weekend.
Noah Cruz
I mean I jerk off to them but I'm bisexual so where do I fall on the degeneracy measure?
Cameron Johnson
22% of furries are gay. 100% are faggots.
Jordan Wood
YOU HAVE ALL BEEN RUSED HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH this is just a bate hahahha
Isaiah Wilson
If you watch furfag porn does that make you a furry?
Carter Jenkins
...?
Parker Hill
...
Julian Stewart
I mean yeah. Weather you wear fursuits or get involved or not. You are a furfag
Christian Walker
TIE ME UP AND YIFF MY TAIL HOLE SQUEEEEEEE :3 mAKE ME YOUR LITTLE SUB SLUT SQUEEEEEEEEE ;3
Jason Butler
>Bate
Not much bait when it's the truth, with the exception of sexuality. Like I said, we hold massive parties here in Washington, everyone suits up, orgies are had, alcohol is consumed, weed is smoked, etc.
Nathaniel Edwards
What about the furry couple on the reddit AMA who just had his dick chopped off?
Sebastian Wright
REALLY GOT THE NEURONS FIRING
Ian Cook
At least I'm not a Barneyfag
Brayden Rivera
Hmmmmmmm
Anthony Harris
GAS GAS GAS
Christian Flores
...
Hudson Ortiz
What?
John Allen
You still need to die Barneyfag
Levi Jenkins
Not a ponyfag but that pic's pretty hot desu
Levi Smith
GROSSSSS!!!!!
GIVE ME A BIG, STRONG, DOMINATE TRUMP TIGER TO TIE ME UP AND PUND MY SUBBY TAIL HOLE
