PRESS F TO SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE DON
RIP DON RICKLES, FRIEND OF DONALD TRUMP
Grayson Jackson
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Juan Gonzalez
F
>Anybody who doesn't know who this guy is, is a fucking retarded pleb
John Richardson
Luis Lopez
>it's real
well fuck
F
Brandon Stewart
Pretty sure he didn't actually support him
>When asked if he truly believed Trump had a chance against the other, more established candidates, Rickles replied, “ He’s got as good a chance as any of those other hockey pucks … and punkette. Carly Fiorina, now there’s a face only Stevie Wonder could love!”
>Asked if Trump could win a presidential contest against the Democratic front-runner, Hillary Clinton, Rickles quipped, “Hey if the woman can’t satisfy Slick Willie, how can she satisfy America?”
>Rickles revealed he has been a friend of the Trump family for over 65 years. “I remember Donnie when he was just a little snot nosed kid sitting on his mama’s lap. Even back then I could see the brilliant mind and potential greatness. In grammar school, he used to pay a few pennies to this big kid, Bruno, to bully the faggy kids out of their lunch money.”
Jose Peterson
F
Jordan Butler
Goodnight sweet prince
Christopher Young
Hudson Harris
fuck, Norm must be sad as fuck
F
Wyatt Miller
>When asked if Trump has the temperament to deal with other world leaders, Rickles snapped,” Oh sure! You put him in a room with Putin and I’m telling you there’d be a price toupee! Get it? Folks, I got a million of ‘em!”
>On a more serious note, the lifelong Democrat, also known as “Mr. Warmth,” was asked why he was supporting a Republican. “Hey, some of my best friends have been Republican. Did you know Sinatra was a closet Republican? But the real reason? We insult comics stick together.”
Camden Sullivan
"Oh, hey, Frank Sinatra is here. Make yourself at home, Frank. Hit someone."
Henry Morris
>We insult comics stick together
kek
Adrian Bennett
>tfw hockey puck
Lincoln Anderson
>His family was Jewish and spoke Yiddish at home.
Dead Jews are the only good jews.
Angel Roberts
F
Ayden Cox
F
One of the good Jews. Always said that only God commands us.
Dylan Brooks
Go fuck a goat, Achmed.
Evan Smith
>All Jews are bad
fuck off, idiot
Adam Hughes
Offended kikes
Brandon Gomez
I think it's safe to say Don was our guy.
Ryan Kelly
F
That sucks, Don was old school cool.
Anthony Moore
I thought they liked edgy, subversive statements!
Kayden Wood
F
One of the funniest fuckers to ever walk the earth. King of all insult comics. RIP
Mason Johnson
HE FUCKING DIED 10 YEARS AGO.
WE ARE OFFICIALLY IN ANOTHER TIMELINE.
Henry Martin
HA! Never seen that one. Definitely our guy.
Hunter Lewis
When asked what motivated him to write his book:
Carter Green
Fucking classic.
Nicholas Harris
>kike
YES.
ANOTHER ONE DOWN.
Eli Young
Fuck im done. All the good ones dieee
Loved him
Angel Edwards
To be fair he had a great run and lived to 90. But yeah. I didn't need these feels today.