>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
We already got a murder and a contaminated crime scene
Jonathan Evans
I thought I was the only one that listened to this shit?!? I sit at work listening to it and it has some of the craziest shit on it.
I'm going to monitor the listeners on there so see if it spikes (currently at 580).
Jace Reed
Oh, shit. I stand corrected.
Brayden Hill
Abridged list of daytime happenings, please post early in the next few threads
>yeah it's at the RED BARN, just look for the RED BARN, 10-32 >RED BARN >no valid DL comes up for a guy >guy from Ireland wearing black peacoat missing since yesterday >11 y/o boy missing from foster home >female undressing and sitting in a wheelchair outside >UPS complaining a Lexus is in their loading zone >also a car across their street w/o a permit >bipolar man getting PHYSICALLY AGRESSIVE and BELIGIRANT >dude's been waiting for a tow for like an hour, dispatch keeps telling him they're working on it >caller says she might have hit a pedestrian >man attacked by two pitbulls >burglar alarm at the Smiley :^) residence >dispatch heard a scream, "anyone with an open key need assistance?!?" >woman's car broken into during Funeral >cop trying to read high school kid's DL, muffled nigspeak in the background >kid was convicted gun offender >arsonist setting pallets on fire under porch of someone's house > mental male black throwing construction equipment into the street >guy says girl with him died? >bumper in the middle of the street, cars running it over instead of moving it >guy with mental illness refuses private ambulance, too expensive >guy threatening suicide >semi with Wisco plates parked in tow zone all day >male white black pants flashed penis at caller >car crash, semi-truck vs SUV (I wonder who won) >domestic, male black possibly homeless refusing to leave Dunkin Donuts >two security officers holding adult male shoplifter >male black pulling on car doors >30 minutes later male still throwing construction shit into traffic >two black cops arguing over a ticket "THAT'S WHAT I BEEN DOING JONNY, CALM DOWN" >two females rob store, caller says they've robbed the store before >black escalade parked the wrong way >30 y/o man with mental illness fucking with employees >intoxicated male hit caller's truck, then walks into store
Wyatt Torres
>going door to door greeting people "Hi, I'm james!"
Who calls the cop on such a friendly man
Zachary Long
Maybe its the guy from the other day asking old people if he could come into their house - not being rude
Jason Thomas
You missed the guy this morning trying to stab people with a hypodermic needle at a train station.
Leo Cooper
I couldn't start listening until 2PM eastern today, so most of my stuff is more recent.
Tomorrow I'm free to listen all day though.
Noah Sanders
It makes me uneasy that I have to leave my car in a lot in Chicago for prolonged perods of time for my job
Brandon Ward
>nigger couple going around houses asking to see bills
Easton Anderson
Thanks for the links. I never knew most of these.
Julian Flores
These /CPD/ are the best threads !!!
Evan Russell
It's a bit quite as of yet. Evenings are when the real magic happens
Adrian Morales
It pleases me that these threads are back. It also pleases me that I live in a white neighborhood at the bottom of the world where nobody locks their houses or cars.
Thomas Lee
How much space is there in OP? A few links we might want to throw in:
Compliment an officer (you can sign up for a free phone number with textnow.com):
My brother lives in Edison Park. It is the quietest and safest place in Chicago. Most of the Chicago cops and firemen live there. It is surreal the difference between there and the rest of Chicago.
William Bennett
How much are y'all willing to spend for an evening with this fine >lady tonight?
Easton King
Thank you for that. Jesus fuck, Chicago makes for an awesome Shadowrun setting.
Owen Brooks
Already fucking with ma nigga Otha
Nathaniel Moore
$5.00 - 15ft of rope $2.53 - gallon of gas $0.00 - book of matches $1.99 - marshmallows >about $9.52 +tax
Samuel Thompson
Negro domestic abuse in >hitting his mother, breaking things
Joseph Nguyen
check yo keys
Michael Martin
>watch the keys
Nolan Taylor
>Suspicious object, purple briefcase, caller waiting for police
That briefcase has been sitting there for 3 hours now.
Joseph Hill
Today's been bad for cops not answering tickets.
Thomas Peterson
someone tell a semi-interested slav what this general is about please
John Miller
We listen to the police dispatch from Chicago. All sorts of crazy stuff happens thanks to the black population, especially at night. It's very comfy, listening to blacks try and destroy a city while the cops fight back.
Samuel Gray
you tune in to the police dispatches of the city of chicago to hear about the mythical tales of Robert on his quest to check his keys, while fighting with his nemesis, Male Black, in a day to day basis
Ryan Anderson
we got a shooting boys
Levi Torres
thank you bros
i just googled chicago crime stats, is this shit true?
im gonna go out on a limb here and assume the black victims are victims of black on black gang degeneracy
Matthew Fisher
Seems pretty reasonable. A few years back some Irish guy posted in a thread going "I've heard more crimes in two hours than an entire year in my town."
Chicago is a first-world warzone.
Jordan Sanders
There were great summaries written by citizens in the threads that painted mostly that, but much more grim in outlook.
Hudson Fisher
Chiraq never disappoints when it comes to negro violence
Adrian Rogers
Domestic with guns >happenings
Cooper Foster
this is disguisting
you would think that a chaos of this scale warrants a serious fucking response
im still weirded out when i hear about detroit from time to time, i had no idea it was like this in chicago as well
Blake Howard
>shot 4 times
Brody Cox
Chicago is a mess and Illinois is fucked. When you hear of murder capitals, Chicago comes up first every time. When you hear of debt, Illinois is compared to Greece and Puerto Rico. Absolute disaster.
Here is an example of Chicago's murders within the past month in just a portion of the city.
