Who /comfy/ here?

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>tfw live between two major military bases

Goodnight

I'm in Michigan where all the purple triangles are stacked up
>Get this trending faggots:
#SyriaHoax

Fake. Nobody would waste bombs on Detroit.

There should be more black dots in California.

>tfw in a black circle
>tfw also in a purple triangle
t-thanks trump

>boise idaho
c'mon man

iirc the wind would still carry the nuclear ash to you

>dc metro
>inside the beltway

Get on my level.

>mfw my liberal sisters will be evaporated while me, most of my conservative family, and friends live

>tfw living in Los Angeles
I just want to go to Oregon now.

Jefferson survivors reporting in.

>mfw right above san francisco
when the looting begins, what should i steal?

Everyone that voted for Trump is comfy

hahahaha, look at joo york, cali, chimcago and DC. hahaha

Im so safe it hurts

I want to join you, p-please

A gf, but avoid Korea Town

wtf what did i do

I will get fucking nuked fucking shithead nigger american politicians fucking everything up

>Live right in the DC Metro area
>Shti is swarmed in dots and triangles

Welp

>I am in that black part of NW Colorado.
Fuck

but theyre white now
the white house is white again

They are hybrid reptilian jew niggers

>mfw live in east Tennessee and will kind of be okay

Enjoy the Capital Wasteland, ghoul
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Yeah, I'm there too. wanna eat beans and fuck underground the rest of our lives?

MORE MOTHER FUCKING LIB TEARS

MFW WHEN TRUMP SECURES REELECTION AS GOD KING EMPEROR

2341321341234^134123413412341234 D CHESSSSSS

I'm in a circle of black circles in Washington. Fucking Cancer.

According to niggers that is what white people are.

We're fucked

Monterey Cali here. I'm a gonner

If this many nukes were dropped it would cause a nuclear winter so you are dead anyway unless you have an underground bunker with food for 20+ years

MORE MOTHER FUCKING LIBERAL TEARS OTW

TRUMP HAS SECURED RE-ELECTION THIS WAY AS GOD EMPEROR KING

9999999999999^9999999999999999D CHESS
THE MADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CAN'T WAITTTTTTTTTTT

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>tfw 40 miles north from ny state border
pls no wind

Niggers aren't real they are retarded demons from hell

What if I'm on the border of a triangle? Am I ok?

>tfw Montana

shit im dead as fuck

In a triangle, between two dots. Real comfy.

>people of the capital wasteland, this is three dog, bow wow, and you're listening to gnr

soon

>in a triangle

>live

Probably not

idk if they'll reach me

I'll probably be safe from the initial blasts in south central Indiana, but i'll probably be fucked by the fallout soon after. Anyone know why the clusterfuck of targets in the Colorado/Nebraska/Wyoming region? I'm assuming they're just center mass potshots?

A gas mask and a suit because you will die of radiation poisoning by going within a 50 mile radius of the epicentre.

4 to 72 hours until attack

This is what V2 was for

so dense I can't even see shit

t. NJ resident without any weapons or supplies

>live near pantex
It was either going to be this or some sort of accident

500 warhead scenario = 99% of liberals die

Looks like i'm safe. Some of my family gets BTFO though

That's where our nukes live

was this his plan all along??? is mar a lago resort safe?

Merkel please go.

You too?

Don't worry m8, we won't even see the blast.

PAY YOUR DENBTS

>tfw dallas
>get fucked harder in a 500 nuke scenario than in a 2,000 nuke scenario

why?

>tfw in phoenix

im fucked arent I?

why the FUCK is NJ targeted for ANYTHING

nw arkansas. i think i might make it in 500 depending on wind, if 2000 im probably fucked

We got to get rid of the liberals man. They expect one of us in the wreckage.

>tfw central florida

i have 0 chance

I think the 2k nuke scenario is in addition to the 500-nuke scenario

desu comfy af

Anyone else /comfy/ on shortwave

Pack your shit and leave now

2000 is a first strike scenario, 500 is a second strike scenario.

same
>tfw

Want to buy some "grandfathered in" 30rd magazines for $30 each?

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I can't believe it's finally happening.

Chemical industry,high population,transportation targets

Well shit, yeah that makes sense now. I'm assuming same with Montana then? Logically, they should be going for our soul source of Uranium *cough*canada*cough* That way we can't make more.

New Jersey and ready to die.

The fire rises

>located near a potential ground 0
>tfw didn't want to live to be old anyways

It's not looking too good for me

>Live next to an Air Force Base and a spaceport (well, THE spaceport)

I'm fucked

>Idaho literally isn't hit in a 1,000 nuke scenerio
Didn't OPpenheimer disprove this map on /k/ though?

>live in 3 500 triangles
Anyone else /goldentriangle/?

If you live in an older town or city, most churches and municipal buildings still have fallout shelters.

>tfw in New Jersey

goodbye dear friends

South East of San Diego, CA
I....I think I might just barely make it guys.

>all those targets in montana
wtf are they trying to set off yellowstone?

It's happening. Everyone is talking about nukes now and it's only been three hours.

Grew up in Beaumont, don't live there now.

My Grandma got lung cancer in her 60's. Never smoked in her life.

source or just gut feel?

Super comfy, thanks for asking. Did you know all cellular towers are unshielded microwave ovens? Magnatron is the final solution. Dont run, you just die tired

>San Fran

Rip me

Why are there these big targets in North Dakota, Montana and around Cheyenne? What happens there?

i live just outside of two major cities, safe enough.

it just means i get to run around and larp as a stalker until i get raped and killed by radioactive mutant niggers

welp im dead

WTF is going on in Wyoming, North Dakota, and Montana that they need a lake of nukes?

Steal white babies. You cant survive without a master.

>lives in idaho
>not living in the boise area
fucking redneck!

Houston fag here

Hurry up and nuke me Slav niggers

New Jersey.

I don't own much. If we declare War, I'm packing what little I have into the back of my truck, taking my dog, and if there's room my sister, and then getting right the fuck out that day and driving until I hit my parent's house in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

Was looking for an excuse to exit this liberal infested shithole anyway.

Unkle sam so sad 2day?
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