I JUST GOT A LETTER IN THE MAIL SAYING THAT TRUMP IS DRAFTING ME TO GO FIGHT IN SYRIA AND I HAVE TO SHOW UP TO THE...

I JUST GOT A LETTER IN THE MAIL SAYING THAT TRUMP IS DRAFTING ME TO GO FIGHT IN SYRIA AND I HAVE TO SHOW UP TO THE CLOSEST MILITARY CENTER BY 6 AM TOMORROW

WHAT THE FUCK

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Prepare to be the fuck toy of the battalion

Jokes on you, Mexico's going to be the training ground

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ME TOO
THE MEME WARS ARE REAL!

>Make it happen faggots:
#SyriaHoax
#NoWarInSyria

jokes on you, england and the entire european union is already a training ground for isis, just ask your women.
fiki fiki fiki

I know that this is bait, but I'm in the reserves and am checking my mailbox every day now. I hope to hell that none of our boots land in Syria. ...but man would it be nice to partake in a happening.

awww shit i got a letter that told me i am required to enlist in the state national guard and i am an active duty officer
Sup Forums i am scared that Trump will make me sit in a lawn chair and drink beer on the weekends

>enlist
>officer

Pick one.

Nice. Now you get to be in shape and slaughter sand niggers.

Me too but it was weird, the return address was to RT

Next time say your a grill too.
Sage DeBETE

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Would be funny if someone sent fake draft letters to ShariaBlue employees.

Stop being a pussy and do it

We're finally supporting Assad? Trump really is turning around the globalist agenda, huh?

Get your fucking shit ready and go

Fuel your car and make a mad dash for Mexico, before they complete the wall.

wtf I'm building the wall now.

You already got your draft notice? I haven't even got my invitation to the inauguration.