You can only post itt if your country is safe for when the nukes start flying

You can only post itt if your country is safe for when the nukes start flying.

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:)

self deprecating bump

Beat me to it.

/grab popcorn

>6,000 nukes on standby

It would take some massive fucking plutonium balls to nuke the United States of America, family. We're safe.

probably

>tfw no sheep to cuddle when wwiii commences

:^)

Nah m8 your shitposting has gone too far.

I'm free from nukes...Not free from a Russian invasion tho...

n-not sure actually

Based rare knows what's up

:)

north Ontario checking in I won't even hear the trump dick suckers scream

where u at google maps only shows little shanty towns out there

you'll end up starting the war.

>I'm literally in the middle

chekd

Come chill with me bror. We can hide in my cabin.

We will die together, bro.
The whole planet will burn to ashes.

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>tfw dont give a fuck

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Mы гoтoвим вoйнa мoй дpyг.

/forest boys/ where you at

I like how smug he looks even though he's about to be engulfed by atomic hellfire in a few seconds

>he thinks his country is safe in ww3

I'm Breddy sure Singapore would be safe

Mfw when one ballistic missile takes out our whole country

right here

>White outpost in the yellowzone

>Only 24 million people

Oh God I gotta start learning Chinese, or Indonesian or some shit.

please don't kill me ivan

Our politicians are worse than nukes anyways.

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id probably get vaporized.
hold me, Sup Forums

Hello my friends!

I live in Paris I'm so fucked

Omelette du froomage

Rip

I know that us brazilians are safe, but fuck i am scared

Macaco peludo

Patrolling this thread almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

I'm not sure if we're safe or not. I remember hearing that Russia used to have a policy of nuking NZ first as a demonstration to the rest of the West because we're irrelevant, but it sounds a bit stupid really.

Insert your baguette in your ass :)

this

there are still Sup Forumsacks out there with no Vault
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We'll survive

You guys are calm?

Sorry bro, you guys are getting nuked too since you're integrated into our defense network.

GO Russia go!

Go fuck the boipussy of your "sister" meu amigo negro :)

Of course you will you're imune to radiations.

I am not a nigger, how is the rapefugees in there?
Love you omellete guy :D

Guess I'm free? It doesnt matter. Know what my real problem is? BRAZILIANS

If you're gonna nuke me atleast do it right on top of me. I don't want my kittens to suffer :(

Here friends a link, uts happened

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/u-s-launches-missiles-syrian-base-after-chemical-weapons-attack-n743636

How's your archdukes doing? Any of them in a convertible?

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that was the joke baguette chan

Here come the Roaches to burn in the crossfire cause they can never pick a side

Ah so close... your kittens are fukd

>tfw Northern Ireland
>tfw no where near capital
>tfw neutral Ireland less than 20 miles away
>tfw not too worried

By "safe" it's because it's so big and empty nukes will be futile. It'd be targetting nothing at all.

No one will be safe. All will perish.

thank god

not on my watch cut. If ia m going down I am taking you with me

Paris start to looks like Rio a big rich city surrounded by poors niggers. Favelas will start to pop up everywhere soon.

You're the future of the west huemonkey.

You can speak proper English and not your disgusting Auscuck slang

Hey what does greenland shark taste like? I really want to try it

Yeah I figured this out after I posted sorry roachie.

Also the biggest threat is the sun. Midnight sun causes suicide spikes and the sun sets later and later now.

Irrelevance means I get to live, faggots!

>tfw rural, northern Canada, hundreds of miles away from the nearest city

Never tried either. It's an Icelandic speciality. Never eat predators by the way, they're full of fucked up pollution.

I live in a city :(

My gf is really sick right now
And I wont get to enjoy a life with her because of a nuke

BUT ATLEAST I LIVE IN THE SOUTH, SO I'LL BE SAFE, RIGHT?!
R-right?

I'm scared bros, I just want to see her smile again ;_;

get ready for me to swim across to your side of the rio grande alijandro

what kind of illegal work can a gringo do there?

Where the fuck do I run to?

>HURR FLYOVER STATE


Nebraska is looking pretty good right now, eh boys?

Oklahoma here, doesn't guarantee safety though bud

Not really, that's where missile silos are located.

Newfoundland reporting in. Cozy

>Live in Buttfuck, Saskatchewan

Will the nukes speed up climate change so it becomes tropical up here y/n?

Reminder that Venezuela is communist and will likely be a target in a ww3 scenario so we will die a slow and painful irradiated death, other arubaposter.

:)

Im coming over if either side even mentions aus

Thats everyone. Nukes dont exist. Laugh, but go look into it. Nuclear weapons are another tax scam lime space travel.

Don't think like that you defeatist.

>texas


be honest Sup Forums how ffucked am I? live like 30 minutes north of houston.

Save from nukes.
Not save from rape.

>live in Boston
>"Hey gamers, are you ready to finally experience Fallout 4 in a̶u̶g̶m̶e̶n̶t̶e̶d̶ reality?"

You live here

ayy
the cripple is gonna starve us to death though

My country is the only good one that will be ignored though.

>tfw Australia is going to be the next great white superpower.

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Gotcha. Say hi to Bjork for me!

is bananaland safe? this shit isnt worth a single nuke

>I live in Australia

I'm all good boys

Are there actually retards like this in reality? Where the fuck do you people come from?

Rape Is Real
RAPE ISREAL
LOL