HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ENJOY GETTING NUKED AND BEING DRAFTED AMERIFATS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ENJOY GETTING NUKED AND BEING DRAFTED AMERIFATS

I WILL STAY HERE IN MY SAFE BEAUTIFUL FREE COUNTRY LAUGHING AS YOU NIGGERS DIE FOR GRUPF BAHAHAHA

Sorry Canada, you won't be spared because your in NATO. Sorry to break the news to you. But hey, you have maple syrup eh?

Don't worry, when WW3 starts, the first thing we'll all do is wipe you all out first.

>drafted
More like enlisted

Why the fuck are people even talking about a draft? If this is just going to be Iraq 2.0 we won't have one.

Quick, what's the safest country to move to, I want off this ride now. Antarctica?

>a tidal wave of refugees awaits entry into Canada and Europe

Syria

They'll come to America too if drumpf keeps up his disappointment streak

I promise I will start smoking if this is war.

/fit/ here, is this the worst fucking board on Sup Forums? This is my first time here and I can't possibly imagine threads like these being the norm.

>tfw too old to be drafted
>tfw get better healthcare than cucknada at a cheaper rate

I literally can't stop winning

haha very funny, atleast it's not my country that will be drowning in debt after my tax dollars subsidize another invasion for Israel. Have fun fucktard

>Canada isn't usually the first to join with American Wars.

You do realize your PM has threatened Putin and supports whatever the fuck the US is doing in Syria.

You'll be dragged into the war to.

...

AM I GOING TO DIE? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

What's the penalty for telling Uncle Sam to fuck off and that I'm not fighting for Israel

We will be the refugees if Russia nukes is, retard.

>Russia shoots down American jet
>the leaf suddenly is reminded of NATO
>implying cuck Jr wouldn't enjoy sending white men off to die in the desert

>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

That's because nothing of value is ever posted on your board.

We have interesting bits of current events posted, without the media embelishments, that get this board in trouble.

You guys circle jerk about how big each other's muscles are and how you're going to pound it harder the next time.

You can have the leftovers, leaf; if there are any after Mad Dog is finished.

Prison, you overgrown pussy.

Well it's probably got one of the lowest average ages of the boards, so yeah.

>GRUPF
>casually forgetting Trudeau
We'll be seeing you in the trenches too then eh?

Enjoy being poor and unable to ever afford a home.

>mfw I already served and they can't draft me

Worst case scenario I'll see you in BMT.

>Canada
>FREE COUNTRY

Try criticizing Islam and see how free you really are, faggot.

If we get nuked, you die as well, and I'm okay with that.

fucking peat gavel

Problem is, it looks as if russia will be more directly involved. And we wouldnt be agaisnt just a bunch of sand niggers. China and Pakistan are both leaning to be on the russia side of things, which means if the powder keg keeps growing, it will be ww1 all over again

Mongolia

Laughing until you cough up bits of lung from all the fallout spread over the northern hemisphere