H-hey user, Drumpf wants to deport me and my family. Can I marry you for a greencard?

>H-hey user, Drumpf wants to deport me and my family. Can I marry you for a greencard?
How do you respond?

sure take off all the makeup first so i can see your face

Go back to Africa.

Sure, but you know I'm broke.

prove to me you dont have a dick, you look a bit trappy

Sure.

The chan is strong with one

Ask someone else. Plenty of schmucks will do it kek.

You gotta go back.

"Sorry, but I'm not going to marry a degenerate criminal and taint my kids' blood with beaner DNA. Adios!"

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>brown eyes
No thanks

Sure cutie but I don't really think this will work out for you.

>Make it happen faggots:
#SyriaHoax
#NoWarInSyria

Fuck off, Maria. You need to go back.

>Tell her to suck you off first or you'll call ICE on her.
>Get a BJ.
>Call ICE anyways

Win-win.

Sorry, I'm married.

>mfw captcha wants to give her a Pinochet special

Get out and take your 13 bastard kids with you. Get off my welfare rolls.

I'm waiting you in the other side of the wall.

You have to go back

Did not stutter on the "Can" and "marry". DEPORTED

you need to go back

You have to go back.

You want my money, you can be a camgirl in your shitty little country.

Shut the fuck up, can't you see we are fighting a war right now?

Pic related.

sage

I don't have to worry about this shit

"Oh thanks for marrying me user! Now I got my green card and drumpf will not deport me anymore! But our relationship just isn't working and I meet this man, Abdul, another loving soul that is a victim of the white male and I want to divorce you. Please, just give me half of your stuff and pay alimony. Abdul does not have a job and I need to support my previous lifestyle you know"