I have FEMA maps of where the nukes will fall, post your state and I'll show you how fucked you are

I have FEMA maps of where the nukes will fall, post your state and I'll show you how fucked you are

Other urls found in this thread:

newatlas.com/nuclear-weapons-satan-missile/46845/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

New Jersey

Oh for fucks sake, all the west coast liberals will be safe. Father why hast thou forsaken me?

Texas is going to be buttfucked by nukes and radiation and I AM SO FUCKING MAD.
I WANTED TO BE LEFT ALONE NOT NUKED.
TEXAS SECESSION IS BACK ON AGAIN

>tfw Dallas

Albany, Oregon

Oregon? Seems relatively safe.

Louisiana

>tfw San Diego

connecticut

Detroit Michigan am I fucked

Texas

Are you high? The entire coast of California is going to be nuked off of the map in any nuclear exchange.

ur super fucked m8.

i want an answer to this also.

>Everglades fucked for no particular reason
That's one way to prevent an Alligator uprising I guess?

This, Texas needs to secede and make America (the continent) great again.
Texan Empire when?

VA near DC, so I'm fucked in the first bombings

REMINDER to place all small electronics into any device that can act as a faraday cage, INCLUDING microwaves!

DISCONNECT ALL ELECTRONICS
FILL BATHTUBS WITH AS MUCH WATER AS THEY CAN HOLD
PREPARE FOR TOTAL LOSS OF POWER AND SERVICES

Hey did we ever get that Star Wars missile defense up and running?

I live in that lower spic part of Texas.
I will allow some Sup Forumsack refugees from up north into my house provided your allegiance is with Assad/The Russians. Jews can stay in the oven.

Central Ohio

Same. I hate this state

QUICK ANONS HELP ME
I live at the blue point. Should the nukes start to fall, should I head towards point A or B?

>A
I live 10 minutes from the border and can cross before everything shuts down. Then I just drive as far north as my car can go.
>B
Still in glorious USA. Have family out there who own massive farms, plenty of food.

Fuck guys, do I go to Canada and try to survive the apocalypse or head into the open countryside and bunker down with family?

> Tfw Oklahoma is too irrelevant for this BS

>tfw when Iowa

Haha I live in Alabama no one would care to bomb the sou- oh fuck

im on the front lines good take me out quick

colorado and oregon, both of my homes are untouched and safe

lol, how fucking outdated is that shit?

they would never nuke Grand Forks, all it is now is a drone training squadron...it's literally nothing.

dc

Tulsa, OK

New York(city)

PC vs Nukes?
Nukes.
Stay in America

Wisconsin

Farm and family route 100% in my opinion. Being innawoods in mountains is also good. Long term survival is a very important consideration.

dayton ohio


fuuuuck

>Central Missouri
I will be thinking of you while I am dying.

with all the shit we already have here we might be immune to it now.

TFW when Tampa

So what happens to the rest of the world while the USA is getting nuked?

Texas

Seattle would probably get nuked while travelling through it. Just go up to point A.

No. That was a bluff of Reagan's part

Direct hit.

The face when Sarasota County Florida

Is Minnesota fucked? I live about 60 miles from Minneapolis (Northwest)

Redstone Arsenal and TVA dams

Chokes on the fallout

Do either one. I'll be coming for you and that's all the difference between what you have and what I have.

>mfw KS/OK border
Feels good man.

>phoenix Arizona

lol, implying fallout is going to give us any more radiation than we already get on a daily bases.

just fuck my shit up

t. central minnesota

North East PA. Good amount of fallout, probably gonna die a few days after the NYC and friends are glassed. Have a nice kife, anons.

>Tfw biggest red mark right over Milwaukee
FUCKFUCKFUCKFCCKFUCKFCUKFCUK

Pittsburgh

am I safe

He had one job to do.

I live at the very bottom of nevada where its out of the radiation zone
there is also a mountain next to my house so I am slightly safer

Boise, Idaho

Indiana, 3 hours south of Chicago. I hope we get obliterated, I'm fucking bored.

>I live in the only lower 48 state with no predicted fallout

Fountain Hills, AZ here.

NYC also. I get killed because of some fuckwit I didn't even vote for. I've never hated rednecks more than I have in this instant.

Florida

>WV

Is our mere existence not suffering enough?

Vermont

Burlington, Vermont

Eastern Neb. So, so fucked.

>Chicago
fuck man
I don't mind nuking the politicians
but i kinda wanna be spared now
>im not even important enough to cause damage to my state

Hillary would have done this in her first month.

nevada. fucked.

never go north in a nuclear holocaust unless you absolutely have no other choice.

evacuate to the southern hemisphere, that's the only chance you'd have to survive

Washinton bro here. Is yellow bad or am i okay

Well I think the one nuke would be near Miami Homestead Air Force Base.

The other one would be Tampa's MacDill Air Force Base

Annon if more then 300 nukes are detonated the global temp does down by 4 degrees making it impossible to farm land in Canada so if you drive up here in a panic you better pack a lot of food or get ready to start raiding others to survive.

McConnell AFB's getting nuked, so I hope you're on the western end and not near Wichita.

hey friend :3

>tfw live next to marine base

Philadelphia I'm already dead

Yellow means slight crispy sun burn.

You're safe, but you're still in Albany. Nuclear fallout may be a better option

Hate to break it to you, buddy, but everywhere in San Diego county is fucked. Marines in Oceanside. Marines in Miramar. Navy in the city of San Diego.

We're fucking doomed, breh.

Same, brother.

Whidbey Island, Washington

>central KY

minnesota in the twin cities area. looks like i'm fucked. i'll either get killed by the blast or by the fallout.

Southern Utah is comfy as fuck.
SLC will get wiped off the map but I'm far enough north to watch the church die, the Mormons cry and walk to the holy land of Zion.

Source of map -

newatlas.com/nuclear-weapons-satan-missile/46845/

OP is a Christnut.

Cape Breton, Nova Scotia fag here.
How fucked are we?

Why are the thick red fallout swatches originating in the middle of fucking nowhere? Why would anyone nuke corn and trees?

Jackson Michigan, which is in the southern part of the Lower Peninsula. I'm fucked, right?

>Hawaii
>Alaska
>Virgin Islands
>Fucking Guam and Puerto Rico

Why should they be spared?

Finally Austin is taken care of...rest of Texas will rejoice!

>Houston is comfy af

Bellingham user here, we're moderately fucked

I refuse to believe for a second that anybody on this website but me lives in this shithole

How badly is non coast western Canada gonna get fucked?

this

northern hemisphere is fucked in a nuclear war

>tfw Birmingham. AL

>San Diego
HAHA LA/OC can dick a fat irradiated cock

...