HOLY FUCK CALIFORNIA JUST GOT HIT WITH A THERMONUCLEAR MISSILE CAN ANYONE CONFIRM...

HOLY FUCK CALIFORNIA JUST GOT HIT WITH A THERMONUCLEAR MISSILE CAN ANYONE CONFIRM? IF ONE POST BY THIS ID I'M FUCKING DON-

>california will die off first
GOOD

GET YOUR GUNS BOYS!

YES MY FRIEND WONT RESPOND TO DISCORD THERE IS A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

Fuck off.

CAN CONFIRM PHONE CUT OFF MID CONVO WITH DAD

I live in southern CA, I see nothing.

Fuck off

when people think this is real

confirmed north CA gone, nothing left to see

HOLY SHIT GUYS


IF YOU GO TO FRED MEYER RIGHT NOW, HALF OFF BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM

CALI

A SHIT

S
H
I
T

FLORIDA PREVAILS

>California is glassed

and nothing of value was lost

Uhmm....

CHECKED

HELP THERE'S BIG ROUND THING IN SKY AND HUGE CLOUDS OF GREY.. CAN'T TELL WHAT KIND OF CHEMICAL OMG NOW SOME LIQUIDS FALLING TOO. BRB GOING IN BUNKER

Nigga I'm still here i'min north cali mang

Shit senpai the same thing just happened to me while I was talking to my parents on the phone

HOLY FUGGG SO CAL HERE BRIGHT LIGHT COMING FROM THE MOUNTAINS FIRE RISES

Die under a truck.

>commiefornia
>weapons

Kek

Sacramento?

It better have. God is taking to long to wipe out those faggots in San Francisco. So it's time for Man to play God again

I wish this was true.

Please be true.

southern california here

still alive

We do not have fred meyer in California. LOL
Everything is fine because my internet still works

why's north cali so fucking shit?

So that's why that girl won't call me!

Norcal is full of faggot liberals. I used to live in SOCal and it was soooo much better.

THE ICE CREAM IS MELTING BECAUSE OF THE NUKE HEAT

CALIFORNIA HERE IM LITERALLY DYING SEND HELP THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Fuck off, I live in Tijuana

Sacramento here. Not dead yet.

Because you're DEAD

Can Confirm IM SEEING MANY FLASHES OF ON THE HORIZON UP IN CALI MOUNTAINS FUCK DUDE ITS SO BRIGHT GUYS WTF IS GOING ON?????!!!!!!!

I died about 15 minutes ago, shit hurt... 0/10

My american friend just sent me pictures of Compton, the destruction and waste is terrible

friends dont meme, im seriously nervous af right now

OH NO THEY WONT HAVE ANY WATER

i actually prefer the bay over losangeles. i like the weather there and everyone in losangeles is kind of an airhead. i visit berkeley often and it's much more comfy as long as you're not outspoken about virtues and politics

Shut up retards, I live in a target area and it's all good.

Sup Forums ITS HAPPENING RUU

Unfortunately I'm still here.

I live in San Diego, everything is fi

Another southern Cali fag here. I see nothing.

Wtf I love war now

I fucking wish. God all those kikes dying in the street would turn every hair on my body into a raging erect penis.

There's a storm happening right now with 30 mph winds, it's kinda feels like a nuclear attack

Dude fuck you im getting to a shelter last post from my phone guys run get to a shelter before its too late~!!!!

FUCK OFF LARPING FAGGOT

>misses the last letter cuz he is kill
>submits post

>he didn't reserve his spot in a vault
Suck it fags, currently shitposting from Vault 15

Northern California reporting in, the Nuke was Huge. I'm posting from Hell

In Vault 420 myself.
This steel box is hot as fuck right now.

NORTHERN CAL HERE, FUCKING WINDY

I'm posting on Sup Forums I think the mainframe has been hit because I am not getting any (you)s

I wish

t. San Jose

>I'M FUCKING DON

SO AM I COMRADE

vault 101 living the high life here.
fuck these poorfags unable to get into these sweet ass places.

Kek war starts CA and NY blown off the map
Never another democrat ever in office and all liberal feminist movements gone in a day

central cali here, hope im not in the blast zone

831

NICE
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Doesn't look like a thermonuclear missile to me, looks more like you got hit by a Candlejack mi

yeah. It's stormy and stuff here in NorCal.

because it is 80% shit skin indians that actually shit in our streets

they act like they own the place

Saturday is free dirt day, don't forget

619 here phams. Hopefully I'm the first one out. I'm tired being with these degenerates.

I live in California and I can confirm there is no missile strike in the Bay Area.

Please next be mexico

Sitting in LAX waiting for a flight to iceland... Cali is still here sadly

I'm really sad this isn't true.
Unless I'm already in Purgatory.

Just opened my window, the whole neighborhood is on fire. Was nice knowing you Sup Forums

I'd be the first to die with MAD.
I'm good.

Although the fucking Everglades is on fire again.

Comfirmed.

A pack of purple haired faggots just ran past my house on fire screaming "HELP HELP!"


I didn't help

I can see cali out my kitchen window. Can confirm

Nor cal here.
The radiation fallout has done something to our red woods. They are combining with one super tree and becoming sentient. The took over our water supplies and then destroyed local military bunkers. The bark on these treezillas has been reinforced with nuclear power making our weapons useless.
This is it Sup Forums
The persecution of the masses comes soon

norcalfag here, did see some fighter jets on monday tho

Funny, I was born and raised in North and spent many years living in south and I thought both were shit.

15 miles from Mexi border, just helicopters. I'm totally not dead either.

you're a ghost now, bro

I'm with you bro.