THOTH SAVE US FROM WW3!!!
CHAOS IS TOO UNPREDICTABLE
Jack Lee
Liam Brown
this new god deals in trips?
hail froth
Jayden Ramirez
checked
kek is the god of chaos, and now that trump is the status quo he too must perish
KEK WHY?
Asher Rivera
Deals in palindromes
Easton Jenkins
FUCK YOU PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT A CHAOS LORD MEANS... sTOP SUMMONING HIM... THIS BLACK MAGIC HAS TO END
Camden Barnes
nah let the chaos reign. We're just prolonging the order.
Adrian Barnes
333 is the number of choronzon, the god of the chaos abyss, you've been warned OP
John Rogers
Djehuti is too awesome to be used in shitty memes.
Pick another Egyptian god for your shitposting.
Kevin Green
...
Carter Ortiz
KEK IS DEAD
HAIL THOTH
Angel Bell
Ryder Cox
THOTH IS THE MESSIAH
Aaron Campbell
no, Kek is alive and well, the gods of order are about to perish....
Hudson Wright
...
Jack Morales
>cheating on kek with thoth
ABSOLUTELY HARAM
Xavier Cook
>141
Dominic Lee
Shi-
Zachary Hughes
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN- whichmayormaynotbeaplottodistroycivilsitionasweknowit
Joshua Smith
We'll be okay...
Dominic Thompson
ITS TOO LATE
THE RIDE N E V E R ENDS
Sebastian Gutierrez
>585
THOTH PLEASE!
James Moore
well, palindromes says we're fucked.
Thoth must be confused.
Gavin Garcia
>THOTH
Sounds like something said with a dick in mouth
John Davis
grow a spine faggots
Hunter Mitchell
Holy shit go back to /vp/ with these gay Yu Gi Oh memes. The bird heads are freaking me out.
Jose Robinson
piss off you bastard don't nuke us
Henry Hill
FACE IT
Jaxon Walker
It's pronounced 'Tofe' like Tofu without the 'oo'.
Mason Gomez
so said with a lisp like a faggot?
Caleb Collins
Sorry it's too late
Gabriel Davis
thoth is a CIA meme, digits confirm.
Matthew Brooks
>No Digits
Joshua Perry
thoth, hermes, tehuti has awoken.
youtube.com
Isaac Garcia
Nice
Nathan Diaz
>393
Alexander Watson
Come on kek save us all
Levi Moore
Thoth is ID's. Also WW3 cancelled
Andrew Evans
Is Thoth powerful enough to stop Kek at this point? What hope is there now?
Austin Cook
No power in this world or any other can stop Kek.
Hear our master's call and despair, user.
Brayden Baker
Angel Smith
So is everyone just doing the meme "we're fucked." or is there potential we might actually be fucked on this one?
Benjamin Nelson
...
Jason Bailey
Saved by nuclear annihilation
Michael Perry
en.wikipedia.org
You idiots literally made the bed you're now sleeping in, gg.
Samuel Lewis
>provoking the nuclear bear
Bro this is exactly why we didn't want Hillary because she actively wanted to go to war with Russia. Everyone is waiting nervously at what the next move is going to be with Russia. If they strike back, it's confirmed going on. If they don't strike back, Syria is fucked because they now can't defend themselves against ISIS and Al queda because of the attack. Soon Syria will have no choice but accept all of Russia's help which means conflict with U.S. guaranteed.
Christian Sullivan
It's possible we have to be torn down to build ourselves back up. Only kek knows
Wyatt Adams
IF WE POUR ALL OUR MEME MAGIC INTO THOTH HE CAN BECOME JUST AS POWERFUL!
Nolan Martin
...
Colton Reyes
In my heart I know you're right. Kek's will is absolute.
I submit.
Owen Murphy
Kek has taken over this thread
Easton Walker
What makes you think thoth and kek aren't on the same side?
And if they were I'm sorry but kek has never led us astray. Don't fight him now just because your nerves are getting to you
Dominic Hill
>1917+100
>not praying to Sekhmet for bloody glorious war
ISHYGDDT
Blood for the blood goddess motherfucker
Thomas Harris
Kek smited it down with the OP's 333.
Denied.
Hunter Garcia
...
Luke Adams
What did kek mean by this?
Ryan Hall
begone in the name of christ.
Daniel Williams
KEEDS TO KANGS SON
Xavier Miller
Kek needs a foil to keep him in check. Chaos without a limiter will destroy us.
>7557
THOTH DENIES!
Thomas Campbell
"It ends on April 11 so act fast"
Lincoln Davis
he tries, but I'm not impressed with bird faggotry.
Jayden Price
Oh shit
Austin Perez
This is now a Sekhmet thread
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS
PRAISE SEKHMET
Isaiah Parker
heresy
Mason Murphy
...
Daniel Lee
>WW3
>triple 3's
Oh fugg
Julian Wood
Oh lord of change...
Gavin White
Thoth isn't black magic. Kek isn't black magic. It's all about balance, user.
Luke Cox
underrated post
Jacob Gomez
You fools did not know what you were dealing with.
Brayden Scott
speak for yourself thothcuck.
William Ortiz
...
Luis Morgan
Who do we serve?
I thought thoth and kek were on the same side.
I choose kek
Andrew Johnson
but why palindromes
Josiah Parker
There can Sup Forumse only one. (You) merely adopted the dark. We were born in it. Molded by it.
Juan Walker
>en.wikipedia.org
"The name of the Dweller in the Abyss is Choronzon, but he is not really an individual. The Abyss is empty of being; it is filled with all possible forms, each equally inane, each therefore evil in the only true sense of the word—that is, meaningless but malignant, in so far as it craves to become real. These forms swirl senselessly into haphazard heaps like dust devils, and each such chance aggregation asserts itself to be an individual and shrieks, "I am I!" though aware all the time that its elements have no true bond; so that the slightest disturbance dissipates the delusion just as a horseman, meeting a dust devil, brings it in showers of sand to the earth."[1]
It sounds like Sup Forums actually
Ryder Gomez
Kek approves and blesses you user
Chase Bell
we need to up our game.
Brandon Torres
>9559
Nathan Collins
Kek has a plan
Chase James
We serve no one, stand up idiot.
Logan Sanchez
O PLEASE DEAR LORD THOTH, RETURN TO THIS REALM OF EXISTENCE AND EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES OF WAR
Jason Richardson
Going to need an explanation of this new face, anons.
What doe Thoth represent? Why would he save us? What is he usually associated with?
Chase Young
>Thoth
That's a funny way to spell Jesus
Ethan White
>141
THOTH SAVE US FROM THE ZOG
Caleb Reed
Probably a CIA forced meme. Also a god within the Egyptian pantheon. The God of wisdom. I had thought he was on the same side as kek but apparently some people think he's not?
Dominic Nelson
OH FUCK
>0660
Jack Miller
Kill Him!
Lucas Mitchell
en.wikipedia.org
If we're believing /x/, you dumbasses literally created a demon God out of pure will. They try to do this all the time by developing spirits called tulpas; independent thoughtforms that exist inside the mind. These are what people are dealing with when they talk about their "personal demons," feeding and feeding off of your desires. Egregores are just worse versions that orchestrate groupthink. Christian hermeticists classify Baal, Canaan, the Golden Calf, and other false idols in this category, along with "the spectre of communism" and the like, except even when they were erecting giant statues of Lenin they didn't call him a literal god and shitpost to him in prayer, you Dumb fucks.
Camden Edwards
Thoth threads show up whenever we are getting heavily raided, which we are now.
Owen Johnson
>NNNNNNOOOOOPE!
Jason Cooper
SAVE US THOTH
Lucas Morales
Thoth's roles in Egyptian mythology were many. He served as a mediating power, especially between good and evil, making sure neither had a decisive victory over the other. He also served as scribe of the gods, credited with the invention of writing and alphabets (i.e. hieroglyphs) themselves. In the underworld, Duat, he appeared as an ape, A'an, the god of equilibrium, who reported when the scales weighing the deceased's heart against the feather, representing the principle of Ma'at, was exactly even.
The ancient Egyptians regarded Thoth as One, self-begotten, and self-produced. He was the master of both physical and moral (i.e. divine) law, making proper use of Ma'at. He is credited with making the calculations for the establishment of the heavens, stars, Earth, and everything in them. Compare this to how his feminine counterpart, Ma'at was the force which maintained the Universe. He is said to direct the motions of the heavenly bodies. Without his words, the Egyptians believed, the gods would not exist. His power was unlimited in the Underworld and rivalled that of Ra and Osiris.
The Egyptians credited him as the author of all works of science, religion, philosophy, and magic. The Greeks further declared him the inventor of astronomy, astrology, the science of numbers, mathematics, geometry, land surveying, medicine, botany, theology, civilized government, the alphabet, reading, writing, and oratory. They further claimed he was the true author of every work of every branch of knowledge, human and divine.
Gabriel Wright
That's not Thoth.
David Bell
THOTH IS HERE!
Hudson Harris
Witnessed, chaos ignores your pleas...checkem
Nathan Sullivan
The murk shifts and stirs.
Yet another stands before us…
Then so be it.
For the curse of life, is the curse of want.
And so, you peer…
Into the fog, in hope of answers.
William Williams
yes, yes, bird shill, keep shilling away
you show up with thoth slide threads every time significant discussion happens
Lincoln Thompson
Praise Kek
Thoth does not rule me.
I choose chaos.
I choose death.
May the light come.
Aiden Peterson
I hate to say this... But kek is starting to get out of control and it could easily backfire us. We need Thoth to restore order
Blake Diaz
Interesting read. As a maintainer of balance, he seems he would be an opposing force to Kek.
Thanks anons.