How do I avoid the draft, Sup Forums?
WW3 Draft
Brayden Martinez
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Justin White
Be morbidly obese
Lucas Thomas
break your legs
Ethan Johnson
You could try killing yourself for being a spineless beta
Jason Nguyen
this
if you don't have legs there is literally no way you will be drafted
granted you wont have legs now, but it's not as bad as getting shot by slavs
Jaxson Carter
kys, that will solve it
Landon Kelly
Continue being Canadian? Why are you so fucking stupid? Why do you feel the need to spread your stupid around?
Landon Scott
The US would never draft a leaf
Isaiah Hughes
be an autistic neet
Hunter Brown
Get a prescription for antidepressants. As far as I know, I'm pretty much ineligible for the military because I was on Prozac for a while in highschool.
Juan Hill
blind yourself in 1 eye
an acid drip will suffice
Jack Bell
break a foot.
claim mental illness [suicidal, homicidal, just flat out autistic].
pledge allegiance to islam
run away into the woods and stay out of the public while the draft is happening
Joshua Thompson
If you willingly join you aren't technically drafted
Charles Davis
Say you're gay.....oh wait. Those were the simple days.
Zachary Powell
I was gonna go with this as well. You'd have to be a real retard to get drafted for a Jew war in this day and age.
Logan Evans
I have hemorrhoids, will that disqualify me?
Lincoln Green
You're a pussy
Kys
Wyatt Murphy
You can't join the army if you're blind in one eye?
Camden Robinson
Go to uni.
Ethan Turner
This:
Or you could commit a crime and go to prison. Armed robbery of a bank gives you a pretty good chance of getting thrown in prison. You can just walk in and say "this is a robbery, give me one dollar." They give you the dollar, you walk out and wait for the cops to show up. Get rid of any weapons you have and keep your hands up. Cooperate with the police and be taken peacefully. Boom, arrested, thrown in prison, can't be drafted.
But you're a fucking LEAF, the day of the rake draws near.
Benjamin Ramirez
By volunteering early.
Ethan Butler
The fucking leaf is correct for once
Levi Jenkins
>Trudeau ww3 has started! Let's do this
>Trudeau.. all your bases and hangars are filled with people where are the plains? The tanks? The guns?
Chase Watson
I kind of want to see them try to implement a draft. I bet at least 40% would refuse.
William Taylor
shoot the first person that comes looking for you during the draft.
Colton Campbell
Be a only child
Jack Collins
That won't work anymore
Hunter Clark
what happens if you just don't go?
Just jailtime right?
William Stewart
I'm autistic: I'll make it look like I've had a sudden downward spiral in functionality.
Michael Harris
Kill yourself
Ayden Wright
Why?
Colton Moore
A
FUCKING
LEAF
Jaxon Garcia
Serve in the coast guard
William Hill
Does having been to a mental hospital and clinical depression make me exempt? If not I'm killing myself.
Brayden Flores
get pregnant
John Rodriguez
Yes. Just be sure to show up for the summon and tell them your history. You'll probably be given medical termination.