THE ROACH JOINS THE FRAY

Saudi arabia, Israel, and now turkey. Could the fucking burgers pick anymore disgusting allies?

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Your country will gladly side as the ugly retarded leather suited gimp for any conflict we could possibly think of. Dont say "Allies the burgers picked".

You arent going to help us because having Canada involed is an instant betrayal to any one else on our side of a conflict.

You're like the last of the last resorts. I would take Australia before you. At least they can put a fight up against Emu's. You'd probably just let it have sex with your wife and call the whole thing a peace treaty.

Leaf.

We are preparing. Nukes can't kill roaches so they will be useful allies.

Canada didn't support the Iraq / Afghan missions under Bush nor did it get involved in Vietnam

Faggot you won't get our help even if you begged us for it, go suck Schlomo Shekelstein's cock some more

subhan allah brothers

why are we helping Israel? this makes no sense when they have taken zero refugees!

i'd just fuck the emu myself desu it's legal here

Attacking a Kings country with no evidence does not bode well for monarchy's around the world, welp.

>you wont get our help
Oh, so we can win. Nice.

>Faggot you won't get our help even if you begged us for it
Holy shit, Sup Forums has connected us to some alternate reality where Canada is more than comic relief. Tell us, alternate reality leaf, what's it like in a world where anybody gives a shit what Canada does or says?

Canada went into Afghanistan retard

Only France or Britai- oh, wait...

how all them refugees doing ya'll? Merica just decided it wanted to fix the refugee problem in a different way.
>allowing doon coons in your country

You seem to be new here.

What a gang of freaks, maybe trump is leading them to their doom.

Of course they join the fray, or else their ISIS support would be revealed.

Stange things have happened.

We could pick Canada
but the best they could offer
is their bodies as meat shields

You know why.

Whatever happened to all the Turkroaches on this board? After the attempted coup they all went away.

>doon

yeah, in a non-combatant role

Okay Shakespeare.

Traitor Trump and the terrorist-supporting Turkroach.
Seems like a great alliance.

Yea, we could get Canada to back us too.

YOU HAVE LIKE 2 JETS AND A MOUNTIE

based leaf

>Trumptards will defend this.

This, Canada is redpilled on (((America))).

>on the side of the roaches
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Someone open up the oven.

UK, too.

With friends like t*rkey who needs enemies?

I thought the roaches were on Russias side

shut it down

We'll we could of chosen Canada, so yes.

Did you forget about the Russian plane they shot down? Guess what Russia did.

Yeah I know, but didn't they reconcile afterwards or some shit.

I fucking knew this sneaky cockroach would join in. REEEEEEEEE!!!!

lol alright we won't save your asses like we have multiple times. Enjoy going in too deep abd getting trapped without some of the most highly trained soldiers in the world on your side.

did you guys forget about the ambassador that was shot?

Turks were always opportunists

At least they don't fuck dogs, shart at walmart or behead people for the lulz.

>hey let's bomb the shit out of a civilian area
>this definitely won't create a bunch of homeless, angry people who try to escape from the violence
yes, good work on solving the refugee problem. Are you planning on solving the drug problem by distributing free crack next?

maybe thats a good thing? Could effect the referandum in our favor and make erdog lose some power.

There are thousands of videos of Canadian soldiers in combat in Afghanistan. You are dumb.

The mounties are fucking badass, though. I wouldn't fuck with them. They look silly in their dress uniforms but they know their stuff.

fuck sand nigger loving Sup Forumsestinians

Turkey getting nuked would be nice, as would Assad getting flattened

>could they pick any more disgusting allies?
Sure, EU and Canada.

sad but true

But I thought Turkey is with Russia now.
Assad is with Russia
But Turkey is against Assad
Trump is against Assad
But they said Trump is a Russian agent

I Declare Drump as the Savior of Sunni Muslims.

I'm Ready to Fight and Die for US Army for the Victory of Sunni Islam.

Honestly, Americans are just crypto-kike mutts.

I'm going to die in a war against fellow whites for kikes, sandniggers, and roaches.

desu US needs a military action in Turkey not Syria

Honestly, Australians are drunken Irish convicts

>But I thought Turkey is with Russia now.
They were never allies. The roached just held back when they were made to believe that the US would not back their stance. Roaches don't fight a bear alone. Now, it's all gone to shit.

Death to America.

>they don't shart at walmart
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