Kushner Krush

Is anyone else /poo pushner for Kushner/? I mean, look at him. He single handedly defeated the alt-right.

I would be his shabbos goy all night.

President Kushner is doing a great job.

he's so handsome, i'm jealous ivanka gets to wake up next to that

I want to care for his genitals. I don't want to just have sex with them and bang meat parts together. I want to gently massage his testicles, role his spermatic cords betweem my thumb and forefinger, and moisturize his entire groin. I would pay special attention to his glans, since it would be drier and more keratinized than mine because he is a circumcised Jew. I would take care to not get any inside the meatus, since that would cause irritation. Then I would do effleurage of the shaft, making it erect enough to get warm, before giving him a deep kiss as a sign of gratitude for delivering us from the irresponsible phase of Trump's presidency.

#KushnerKrush

Fuck off Justin

>jared is dating ivanka
>his brother is dating the hottest supermodel in USA
why couldnt i be born a kushner?

i mean hes a good person but you leafs take it too far. rangeban these fucks

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Isn't that Taylor Swift's girlfriend?