To all my American friend :

To all my American friend :

Will you be fit enough when you will be drafted for WW3 ?

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>colorblind
>only son
>never signed up for draft
>live close to Canadian border

Draft me if you can, Trumpf.

I'm already drafted (sort of)
There has been talks of a bunch of us here getting stationed to Turkey.

How fucked am I, Sup Forums

Too old.

>tow already in USAF reserve


Well at least it's the Chair Force and I won't be dodging IED's in Raqqa

No, I got fat as shit after high school.

Same here. Already served in Desert Clusterfuck anyway.

fuck trump, and fuck the warmongers, but I love this cunt and what it has given me, so if they call me up and accept me I will be seeing u niggers in Aleppo

I get a free pass due to being diagnosed with severe suicidal depression.

I was wondering though, how would all those betacuck SJW's and "NOT MY PRESIDENT" protesters react to being in Basic?

can you imagine a bunch of fatties just charging on you?

like , a ball of human flesh reeking of big macs rolling onto you

yelling some obnoxious shit in their murican accents


then you realize they ar eout of breath because they can only last for about 6 seconds and need to take a break

If it's the Army, they'd probably lower their standards until enough of them "passed". If it was the Marines, they'd probably kill them on Parris Island.

I'd love to be a fly on that wall, watching SJWs die in that hot South Carolina sun...

Former felon, don't qualify

>tfw I live in California
>if people get drafted, all the Chinese fuckers I see will probably stay here while the wealthy cunts leave.
>blacks will keep receiving welfare or stay in jail living a comfortable life outside raping and playing video games
>illegal spics that aren't on the system will keep fucking their wives and receive benefits to support their 8+ children living a life of poverty but fucking their wife while staying with his kids
>meanwhile I and the other white men are going to be drafted

Just fuck my shit up senpai. If they do a draft our country will literally become a shithole like Fance.

>WW3
>enough time for draft
>implying when the nukes fly, civilization as we know it won't collapse

>potato nigger logic

No wonder you potato cucks are in debt

59th company reporting in for the great meme war sir!

>be prior service Marine
>still kept in shape

cant wait to be a 2 war vet

Lul, I'm too old. I'll just hang back and plow lonely women. :D

>Getting drafted
Pfff what do you guys think this whole thing will be fought online. Navy seal pasta has never been more fitting

I dont think anyone is capable of getting that desperate

You never know. ;-)

Yes I workout and lift everyday and eat healthy.

Let's get this thing started then

We will fight for them. Just arm us and we will any war for America.

Prior service 13F, 18 months in Afghanistan with the 173rd and the 82nd. I ain't doing that shit again, but I will if I have to, I guess.

can't wait to see retarded murrifucks get blown up by landmines again

enjoy the last few months of having legs, a face and functional arms.

hahahaha

Can't get me, i fought in the last ones

n-no

>implying that people with prior service in combat zones within eligible draft age wouldn't be pretty much the most desirable people you'd want back in

dumbass

Kek I forgot that Americans are literal manlets

thank god I will never have to participate in WW3 and get my dick blown off.

Fuck Trump if he starts shit that needs a draft. But as a military brat I've always idolized the enlisted men. I'll sign up, although unfortunately my eyes are shit.

Almost 300 lbs

/fit/ about to get fucked

No, but I think that's what boot camp is for

>he wants to have a pair of freedom legs while his wife is getting railed by jamal at home

USA YES!

>Implying I'd comply with the draft
This diseased country isn't worth fighting for

Yeah. I've been approached by recruiters on the streets in the past month. I don't think they approach fat fucks.

Hello, i ll be stationed inside Turkey because i ll go to military for mandatory military service
feelsgoodman ^_^

My spine is bending. Last time I checked it was going near 450 degrees and I have 3 spine conditions at once. Shits fucked

If the draft doesn't start till I graduate with my master's I'll get to be an officer, so no freedom legs for me.

and that's when we let our drone /AI/ laser eyed shark-hybrid Cyborgs take over the fight.

> you still lose, world.

Im fit and willing to go snatch up some russian pussy in the snow if needed.

>"I get to be offica me ain't no getting blown up!!!!"

thats what everyone thinks.

man how retarded would one have to be to join such a shitty war for jewish interests.
fucking pathetic.

>>never signed up for draft
Thats illegal

I have an auto immune disease that prevents me from being drafted unless things are so bad i might as well have some fun on the way out anyway.

haha looks like a baked potato.

Too old.

>wants to die for kikes

lol tard

All those fatties would go to boot camp and get fit.

hey dude wouldn't you like to join the military to step on landmines?

I was drafted between high school and uni... Am ready but would not fight for NATO.

Already signed up

hey , you like the smell of burning flesh?
you like sudden sharp pains and bangs?
join the military and fight for Jewish hegemony!

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who in their right mind would fight for NATO and the privilege to get more muslims and niggers?
oh right, americans will.

> wants to vote in elections and/or not have whole life way WAY harder.
That's why I signed up.

>Thats illegal

Now go enforce it little Putinbot. Oh, you are too busy getting firebombed in Korea? Sorry to hear that.

user will be sipping on lemonade while you watch your comrades explode in front of you.

>>WW3>enough time for draft>implying when the nukes fly, civilization as we know it won't collapse>potato nigger logicNo wonder you potato cucks are in debt


Confused slanty eyed mudslime raghead does not know who the potatoes belong to or why.

National debt of Singapore

$ 252,412,427,137

Debt as % of GDP

82.72%

because you're a dumb fuck too retarded to make it in the civilian world?

murricans think this is a good deal.
they will do it.

No but it will be great when my conservative neighbors kids come home in body bags because the electorate is too dumb to see through a lying POS like Trump. I'm gonna piss on that jarhead's grave.

I'd love to crack your scull with a good old AK round.

Is he from donesk?

How are you russkis feeling about dying in Syria and Ukraine anyway?

You vodka'd up enough not to care?


Because unlike the burgers you actually have conscription and at least two places to die in.

>chronic illness, depression, anxiety

nope

>How are you russkis
>italy too dumb to check my flag

lol retard
go fight for jews.

Thanks for reminding us all what cowards and scumbags US liberals are

all politicians are lying pieces of shit and voting doesn't actually affect the system

doesn't matter who the president is, we get a lying piece of shit and the same government agenda

>not wanting to get disfigured for jewish interests
>"u-ur a coward!!!!"

>tfw too old to murder Bolsheviks in the name of my country

...

I'm fat and wear glasses but I've seen some fat military guys with glasses so not sure.

unless bootcamp lasts for years some of those people will still be too fat after that

>>How are you russkis>italy too dumb to check my flaglol retardgo fight for jews.


Funny how you knackers think anyone who is not fighting for Russia is fighting for jews.

Another dribble of cum left over from the USSR hiding out in in another country huh?

The unwanted leftovers that were left behind in East Germany when the lorries were loaded up to run back to the kremlin.

What's wrong...was your mother not connected enough to be worth bringing back to Russia?

Croatia

Based as ever.

cmon dude, don't you want to fight a country that soon enough doesn't give a fuck about using VX?

mmh delicious juicy VX.

oh and Landmines, bomblets, clusterbombs, nukes, probably also biological weapons, white phosphorus and other thermobaric weapons.

gonna be chill dude
and if you survive you can raise some nigglet with your wife.

Oh shut up you war whoring country, you'll choose the looser again. Fuckin paštari.

I'm not a coward, I'll fight for my (((country!))) and my (((masters)))!

>They will be dropping Americans on enemy territory.

lol I wouldn't participate in WW3 AT all.
they can all go fuck themselves.

Yea, I been working out since the election.

>Oh shut up you war whoring country, you'll choose the looser again. Fuckin paštari.

Good job we are or maybe you'd be still sucking serb cock.

Unless your a serb of course....

There is enough retards willing to fight in world war 3 already, there won't be a draft.

if the only women soldiers going to war look like that we won't have to worry about them getting raped

I hope a woman takes my place

Already did my 8 years. I was medically retired. I collect 50% disability and there's no chance that I'll be reactivated. So when WW3 hits I'll be watching from a safe distance (I'm within one of Ohios safety triangles).

>lol I wouldn't participate in WW3 AT all.they can all go fuck themselves.


Of course you would not, your a countryless russkie left stranded in Germany. You don't have a nation. Neither the kremlin or Germany want you.

Histories refuse.

If you can't handle the pressures of everyday living, you're probably the betacuck.

and I will sit here and post their ugly disfigured faces and we will all laugh about them.

yea I remain Smoothskin and americans turn once again into disgusting freaks while niggers fuck their wifes.

lel

Yes. I have been foreva. Im an ex goodgoy and never stopped training.

this

ill hang back until the dust clears then pick the bones.

Salty... But then again, if you tried harder maybe now we would not have to be worried being blown up in our own countries...

Plug that south holes up Italija.

Ripping new assholes, Ireland. Good job.

Hah.
I will fling poo at them.

That feel when already been to Afghanistan so il let all the fucking idiots go fight the war while i work make dolla and fuck your girlfriends.

Fighting for anything other than family, friends and yourself is fucking retarded.

I'm okay with this, at least I have my 60k/year cushy office job where I get paid to browse Sup Forums.
meanwhile dumb fucks get blown up for kikes.

for me its a win/win situation.
for blown up cuckmericans not so much.

Does the us still put more "valuable" people at the bottom of the draft list?

>am 28, have master's degree, wife, 2 kids, and own a house and land

Does this make me less likely to get drafted than some random high school senior?

If not I think I could get in good enough shape easily enough. I have a fairly sedentary lifestyle but work out at the gym 3-5 days a week

>and I will sit here and post their ugly disfigured faces and we will all laugh about them.yea I remain Smoothskin and americans turn once again into disgusting freaks while niggers fuck their wifes.lel


Enjoy your internment

I hear Germans do great holiday camps for Russians when the get in the mood, You'll have a lovely time in those barracks with your smooth skin and all those russkie gangsters

I now see why they hate phone posters... Damn.

I thought you wuz Italy.

>Enjoy your internment
won't happen.

>I'm okay with this, at least I have my 60k/year cushy office job where I get paid to browse Sup Forums.meanwhile dumb fucks get blown up for kikes.for me its a win/win situation.for blown up cuckmericans not so much


Thinks russkie debris in east Germany will survive WW3.

Such smooth skin but no brains. You'll be rounded up and in cattle carts in days.

>>Enjoy your internmentwon't happen.


And tell me why cumstain of the USSR you think that russkie fifth columnists will be safe in Germany during a major war?

You already made a list years ago, no doubt whatsoever.

>no targets here for any nukes
>nothing will happen here
>maybe my state even gains independence

feels good man

29 here, Three years of beta cuck new males have to die before they consider drafting me. Have fun dying for Israel boys.

You just want to know if I'll be /fit/ enough? Cuz the short answer is no.