You are at a crowded place in [INSERT WESTERN EUROPEAN CAPITAL] and see this. What do?
You are at a crowded place in [INSERT WESTERN EUROPEAN CAPITAL] and see this. What do?
Survive
absolutely nothing
NOT ALL MUSLIMS
RELIGION OF PEACE
THE TRUCK IS A WORTHY PRICE TO PAY FOR REFUGEES
#VEHICULARHOMICIDEISASOCIALCONSTRUCT
I have a leg injury so I'd be fucked
I watched the video of the Swedish attack where they're all running away and realised that I would've been smashed to bits
Push a Muslim in front of it, have a nice cup of tea, bask.
Stand still because I know the driver will stop before he hits me otherwise he would be violating his own principles of peace and tolerance
oy vey
>*blocks your path*
wave to the friendly driver
lie down between the wheels so it goes over me
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Just stand there to get ready to be ethnically enriched
I do this
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checkmate kebabs
Seeing as it's more deadly than 60 cruise missiles I'd run.
I would put a quarter into my megaphone and scream: "I politely ask you to stop! This clearly stands as a potential violation of the NAP!"
nothing, i wouldn't want anyone to think i was a racist
Pull out my American gun and shoot at the truck. Dumb ass europoors!!
Plant nerve gas cannisters then shell it from [CLOSEST SEA]
First I put a transparent overlay of the country's flag on my facebook profile picture, then I tweet #notallmuslims.
Problem solved.
From the thumbnail I thought it was Haunter chasing him
kek
>implying i ever leave my house
>implying people here have money to fill the gas tank of a truck
Start chanting "Aloha Snackbar, Aloha Snackbar"
HOLY SHIT
The only thing I can.
Truck of Peace, by Dr. Adolf Suess
Hassan I am
I am Hassan
all day long I read Quran
I hate Kuffars
Hassan I am
See this Truck, Leftist cuck?
Gonna drive it up the block!
May Allah bless the way I steer her
So when I see my rear view mirror
I'll count how many Swedes I struck!
One Swede,
Two Swedes-
Stampede!
Three Swedes!
They didn't share my ISIS creed!
Allah had given me my orders
Thank you for the open borders!
Thank you Jews! For this Opportunity!
Accept the dead as my Gratuity
Thank you Sweden for your trust,
and paying for our wanderlust
-the road to Allah nice and red
We're not diverse until you're dead!
Hassan I am
I am Hassan
I stole a truck
And now you're dead!
The saddest words of tongue or pen
Sup Forums was right, once again!
TURN 360 DEGREES AND RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!
>beer truck
IMMA GET THAT SOM BITCH
Immediately call the police and ask them very politely if they would be so kind to come and make sure that chap is fully insured and has a valid licence. I'd be sure to add a "it might be a false alarm though so, you know, no rush" because I don't want to get a £1000 fine for wasting police time. Then I would wait the 20mins for the police to arrive, who will immediately arrest me, of course, because, you know, I'm there - present so I need to be arrested and interrogated. I'd present them with my TV licence to show I'm a good goy and immediately dispel the paranoid "this guy IS THE Satan" attitude the police tend to adopt.
Read this in Eminem's voice.
Throw pic related inside the cabin and die laughing and shouting SANTIAGO Y CIERRA, ESPAÑA
Obviously I start fearing how diversity & unity & multiculturalism & tolerance might be negatively affected if it crushes me to death, I'm told that's what my concerns are, the government told me, I'm not permitted to have any non approved thoughts.
absolutely nothing, I'm very tolerant and i love cultural enrichment
weapon of choice to fight "religion of peace" truck
Europeans need to en masse demand the right to bear arms.
>2017
>Living in a big city
take my phone and immediately share #NotAllMuslims
you will not escape uncle ahmed's 18 wheels of jihad.
This is now beertruck general
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this will happen in Oslo this year, I am sure of it
too many muslims and niggers in general in that shit hole. oslo never was pretty but seeing 20 burkas every day you go to work does something with you.
>You are at a crowded place
>Implying
god damn it
>run out of the way so he cant run me over
>pull out my ka-bar and prepare myself mentally and physically to kill him if i need to
>assess the situation and decide if i should try to stop him or run away
>document the event as much as possible by posting photos immediately to Sup Forums
Call Muhammed to ask if he's behind the wheel
Tell the people who are trying to run away that they're being islamophobic.
Fucking kek'd
abhhqsdfhadsfhkjhdsgfkhlfjk;
hahahahhahaahahhaahza
Deliberately get ran over so I get to be a remembered victim when I was actually just committing suicide.
I say "I deserve this for being a white male" and then I remember that jamal is pounding my boipussy, and am forced to get out of the way to save his poor life.
Not so fast mr smarty pants
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Your honesty made me feel concern.
You may be helping my autism.
Quickly thank Jews for multiculturalism for and apologize for Hitler
This.
Feel safe. It is illegal to run over people.
Shoot the tires
>what will i do
delete this thread
But what if I tell you the driver is a muslim and therefore immune to our laws?
Blame it on the islamaphobic ideologies spouted by the Alt-Right
GOTTA GO FAST
Why descend to the subway of course.
You make a comment like this and think you're being funny, not realizing that of course burgers test their carry ammo for penetration and expansion through auto glass.
Run sideways, not like they do in cartoons
:)
good post
> op thinks I go outside with the black and yellow and normie people
>western European
Take it all
Ask for forgiveness
Still get arrested for hate speech for squeamish "ouches" while daughter being raped in next room
I reach into my coat pocket and grab a handful of spikes swiftly throwing them on the ground then rolling out of the way, landing securely in a crouching position while I watch the truck swerve and hit a tree on flat tires, I draw my blade as the driver stumbles out the door and with a few leaps forward, I drive my blade through the top of his head and down the entire body, a millisecond of blood gushing later his body violently rips in half in a blood explosion. I lower my cape from my face and whisper ***dub s decide***
Stop relaxing
Trucks are not allowed inside my city, in fact I thought it was the same in every mayor city
Goddamn right.
A weapon is only as good as the flesh it can reach.
wave to truck-kun
that's a big truck
EUROPE IS MINE TURAKU-KUN!
What's that Sanic game called?
die and blame these guys
> You are at a crowded place in [INSERT WESTERN EUROPEAN CAPITAL] and see this. What do?
Press start
youtu.be
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GOTTA GO FATWA
Throw a banana peel
gett off the street before i get hit and lose all my rings