>you need to keep yourself in the house >then a gunshot
Owen Davis
Bumping for robert
Henry Williams
WHERE YOU AT?
/southloop/ here
Nathan Hughes
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Jack Torres
In Canada we have a "welfare check" day every month and that leads to an extremely high crime weekend.
Does Chicago have something like that? A weekend that will be spectacularly busy more so than a normal weekend?
Chase Cooper
EBT gets refilled first of the month for them, same deal..its their wellie wednesday
Ryan Williams
>3 year old stepson being disrespectful >better call the cops
Justin Gomez
its only 7pm in nogland
Liam White
1st, and then a lot of foodstamps and disability checks hit on the 15th. This sunday will be 60+ degrees and clear skys, plus the moon is waxing, it's going to be insane. Also:
>COUNT WITH ME
this is my favorite recent OC...
Christian Russell
hows it going Roberts any peace trucks?
Asher Hill
1st and 15th
Colton Kelly
Some kids crashed a car and ran off earlier.
John Diaz
Get in, pile onto the porch with the rest of us, let's watch the fire rise, fire some rounds, and get some coffee.
Fucking shills, man...
Henry Taylor
You guys missed it, around like 6:00 there was some woman shitting in the streets.
Juan Cruz
'round here, the mighty Pole defends from peace trucks. Hasn't failed yet...
Anthony Walker
India's national pride cannot be contained, even in Chicago.
Nolan Nguyen
Pajeeta?
Logan Reed
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Landon Gomez
D E S I G N A T E D
Michael Cruz
Meanwhile, were there other threads that just got slid? Normally people start roosting for pregame around six or so...
Adrian Thompson
At least one. The shilling is off the charts today.
Justin Reed
Un-fucking-real. I love that we all seem to just...leave all that at home. Burger and bong, poo and leaf, we all stand witness to the slow, bleeding death of a city. The only was to fuck with us would be to, y'know, fix chicago.
We're not even the bad guys. We're here rooting for the cops, ragging on the tugs, morons and hard cases who somehow manage to wreck out hopping a curb. We're ghouls, but we don't even dig up the bodies...just breathing in the last breaths, the steam of sweat and joy and hate.
Together, we roam, feeding on the dead and lost feelings, no matter where we spawned. We are the crows, the mushrooms, the ethereal scarabs of Chicago.
Colton Hernandez
Who's got stories?
>visiting my brother at DePaul >get on the red line from Columbia >it's around 10, so all the usual fucks are boarding the trains >my brother wants me to bring a pizza >fuck that, i ain't made of money >get off at the stop >walk to the 7-Eleven by Jonquil >ask for a large sausage and a 2-liter >suddenly a wild elder dindu walks in >he's obviously homeless >he walks up right next to me >HEY HOWYA >i stay silent >HEY YOU DEAF OR SUMTHIN >continue to be quiet >HEY SPARE A QUARTER FOR A BEER >the fucker actually thinks anyone believes him >MAN FUCK YOU WHITE BOI IM STILL A HUMAN >the guy comes up with my pizz >tells him to leave >AY YO CAN I GET A FREE BEER >he says no >the guy leaves >i've already paid for my pizza, but decide to stay for a little bit longer so I don't bump into the homeless guy >leave the store after 5 minutes >he's right outside there giving me the fucking stink eye >make a mad dash for my brother's dorm
Jordan Wilson
Some pizza dude got robbed and carjacked at the fucking house he was delivering to a few days ago. Lazy fucks arn't even going out to commit crime, they're having them catered...
Cooper Hernandez
Meanwhile, i know it's slow, but share OC or bingo cards...something, the slide is fucking real, good lord...
Christian Brooks
I gotchu bro
the shilling and sliding is fucking ferocious tonight..jesus fuck
Jason Bell
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Samuel Watson
You guys listening to Zone 6? Should be a lot less dead.
Dylan Perry
We must defend our cozy porch, robert.
Andrew Turner
Been waiting for this thread! Check yo muthafuckin keyssss!!!!
Jason Thomas
>ME holding crime scene >need at least one car >being held until tomorrow
What in the fuck happened...
>two female black >refusing to leave business >short leather jackets
Hopefully we get another hookerfight, it's been two days in a row...
Lincoln James
*smacks lips* DATS RIGHT HOMIE
Joshua Reyes
>we need a car with a cage
Were else do you put an ape? Meanwhile, yesterday:
>Male black >assult in progress >6'7
>Robert face when MALE BLACK produces a midboss.
Leo Howard
bumping the only real thread left on Sup Forums
Jackson Jenkins
>child's hotwheel >male black steals keys >damages toy car as well >curses at child
DOES THE BEAST KNOW NO SHAME?!
Lucas Scott
it sounded like she said he damaged its ignition and stole the keys.
Andrew White
Bumperino
Can I get a quick gestalt?
Jeremiah Rivera
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Sebastian Gutierrez
Giganigga
Sebastian Scott
A goddamn power wheel...
Charles Green
>cage car
Carter Jenkins
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Hunter Walker
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Brayden Turner
Listen to the Chicago police scanner
Yesterday people got shot, fell out of ambulances, two hookers got into a needle fight, someone was smashing out car windows with a fire extinguisher, and a gas station car-jacking, among much more insanity, and last night was slow as fuck.
Stay a while and listen, check out hot glitch OC, and listen to the ragged, labored breathing of a city.
Hunter Baker
>male black >touching employee inappropriately >on the bus
Ahh, the subtle romance of the negro, now all we need is an Australian or English voice over...
Ian Wright
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Nolan Cook
>gang disturbance
Lucas Williams
Is this a shill free /comfy/ zone?
Tyler Morris
It is, friendo...pull up a seat on the comfy porch!
Tyler Carter
>two gang disturbance >less then a half hour >within two blocks of eachother
Buckle up.
Brayden Cooper
yeah but damn if the board isn't fucked right now.
I've only been listening for like 5 minutes and it literally sounds like hell:
>child locked in a car, it's a nissan >open key hearing incomprehensible nigger babbling in background, angry shouting >hispanic male got out of his car in a parking lot and "waved his member around, no other information" >person with a gun >another hispanic male in a blue honda santa fe gets out of his car and starts fighting in a parking lot
Holy shit these cops are doing the worst job imaginable. I can't imagine being there. I'm so fuckin comfy sitting in a white state in a heated home. Holy shit. hearing how shitty it is out there makes me appreciate how nice it is in my home. damn.
Jose Gutierrez
Agreed. These threads are like a refuge from the shilling. I wonder why. Do the shills not see any value in these threads? I have been falling asleep to the ambient music feeds almost every night this week.
Charles Myers
>all this stuff about screaming, babies, and pitt bulls
Ryan Phillips
Maybe it will come back
Aaron Ramirez
off topic but a lot of those "shills" are literal bots responding to phrases or words.
if you posted something random and made up of those words in this thread I bet you would summon a bot-reply.
Jason Morgan
Nothin a quick edit for the next bread won't fix
repostan the 10s for mah roberts
Dylan Davis
me too i sleep so good to the ambient sounds of chicago falling apart
Nolan Rivera
Why even bother uploading that in a resolution thats impossible to read?
Nolan Ross
Nobody's updated the pastebin, normally deckardbro does it...
It's fucking slow as shit, man. This isn't even close to hell yet. Wait until they find random fucking dead people in bus stops. Again.
Mason Cruz
Yeah agree with other dude, this is a slow night so far.
Lincoln Green
Do you guys listen to separate zones or the "citywide" radio? I usually just listen to the citywide with the background ambient music.
Joshua Brown
That's what I do
Lincoln Cook
Citywide, always...just a steady wave of what the fuck from all corners.
Hunter Foster
>this is my favorite recent OC... thanks senpai. i spent all day at work thinking about alterations to squeeze more meme out of it
>we can recognize each other by our early thread pics nao good evening my dude.
Angel Walker
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Eli Cooper
Goddman Ramona Robinson going crazy again tonight, guys
Levi Clark
>thread keeps falling off front page
>beaten out by non stop shill not shill bot threads
UNACCEPTABLE.
BUMP.
Owen Stewart
Still spitting mad introspective OC I see. Good evening, my fellow misery junkie. Fucken saved.
Jace Anderson
Some powerful niggotry at work tonight.
>continuing with steady bumpin and dumpin
Angel Bailey
Evening brother...hopefully deckard sempai thinks my ghostrobert rambling is worthy this night...
Hunter Morris
Sometimes when they key I hear the typical nigger slurring words cadence and I think a coon somehow got a police radio then I realize half these cops are coons themselves. What is it about niggers that makes it impossible for them to pronounce words properly? It's like they get haflway through a word and then just trail off like "ah fuck it, why bother enunciating, not worth it". Like their brains are too lazy.
Dont mean to derail this into a nigger hate thread but it gets me every time
Andrew Wood
Oh my god. it's getting spooky now...
Chase Richardson
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Colton Rogers
Kek. We become predictable, like this bleeding city we are so enamored with.
Brayden Reed
>What is it about niggers that makes it impossible for them to pronounce words properly?
Low IQ. Ingrained into their culture is the hatred for reading and education. They think that smart people aren't "gangsta" enough. That is why they all strive to become Professional Sportsballers or aspiring Rappers.
Xavier Hall
its a dialect.
Jose Johnson
>Good Evening Handsome >Good evening Gorgeous
kek, they are so sassy tonight
Joshua Hernandez
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Tyler Perez
Looks like gang shit on the menu tonight...
Lucas Parker
Let's not forget that dank animated variant animation user made.
