ITT: Timeline forecasting

Let KEK guide us in this time of uncertainty.

GETs must actually be events, e.g.:

>X dies
>war with Y

Roll away.

OP kills himself, the world celebrates

Invasion of Syria because of "muh chemical weapons"

massive earthquake wipes out Brazil

Democrat party is as dead as the Green Party.

...

Brazil is nuked

Rolling for: After the West halts muslim immigration, the East declare war.

Jeb Bush becomes supreme emperor of the New Roman Empire

Nukes Hit New York on Hitler's Birthday.

/thread

all muslims die

11 GET

Mass muslim genocide for good

...

WWIII

re-fucking-roll

The Jews win

oh yes :^)

This poster impregnates 10000 white girls

this

The British Empire reclaims America
Royal Family re-instated as head of state

Civil War breaks out in the US between Antifa/Anarchists and Trump supporters.

Do I put a smiley face on 00?

Trump solves the middle east problem
Creates peace between Israel and its neighbors

Hitler is revived from cryogenic sleep in South America

Nah, let someone else have 00 if they roll it buddy. I'll be fair since i got 55 c:

Gary Johnson finds allepo

Merkel changes the EU to the Greater German Reich

fuck so close.

Refill that roll my friend

Trump dodges a bullet, so in response ((THEY)) set a nuke off in a populated east coast US city,

world war 3 all advanced nations participate. only the strong survive

god bless america.

Pan dimensional aliens attempt get caught trying to get past American immigration laws.

An incident between Russian and American forces above or off the coast of Syria will result in widespread conflict between CJTF-OIR and Syrian, Russian and Iranian forces in the region.

Efforts to contain the conflict fail when Russia launches a preemptive strike on NATO forces in the Baltics.

World War III is in full swing by summer.

re rolling but in reverse

Jordan Peterson declares Syria "unsorted."

Syrian Crisis gets worse

KEK is officially recognized as the state religion of the US. All currency is printed in repeated digits.

Pizza gate is fake

Wikileaks dumps Israel file and the whole world gets red pilled on (((them))).

WW3 begins in april 2017

Bad Swine Flu outbreak

It's the end of modern civilization as we know it.

Jews reveal themselves to be global overlords all this time. People are cool with it because it might offend someone.

Trump bombs Syria

world peace for all

All spics die out because of virus.

Sup Forums supports israel

Anglosphere becomes a reality.

rawling for teotwawki

>on the Trump timeline!

Based user! We did it!

Trump shits his pants in public on August 5th 2017, met with worldwide ridicule

d u l l

Worst timeline ever.

Reroll

A super virus wipes out 60% of the human race

Barron murders his father and establishes a new galactic empire.

Worldwide pandemic that only kills Africans and middle easterners and does it in two days.

new rule btw: in the case of trips, the first post responding to the trips get decides if it goes on trump's or bernie's timeline

reroll for this

India poo in the loo

The Third Impact.

McCain dies.
Pedo ring busted.

Sup Forums becomes an internationally recognized source of real news.

Trump undergoes gender reassignment surgery and becomes Donna Trump, He gets no cosmetic surgery though, It's just Trump with a vagina and a wig

Bernie Trump celebrity boxing match over disputed election results

Trump assassinated

trump is revealed to be the human form of kek

USA and Russia best friends forever.

Kikes, sandniggers and chinks BTFO for all eternity.

Anime becomes real and all of Sup Forums gets qt virgin natsoc gfs.

YES! FINALLY!!

Russia nukes Israel on 4/11/17

Global Warming is real and melts sweden

Yes! Pan dimensional
Thats perfect

trump and putin agree to a peace talk and decide to not let things escalate further

China invades BestKorea

Kushner gets fired

North Korea declares war on China

reroll

Ginsburg dies, Kennedy retires, Trump makes SCOTUS right again, nationwide concealed carry, ban sand niggers, liberals lose their fucking minds and kill themselves, America is Great Again.

Reroll.

Trump joins ISIS

Fuck that Jeb Bush timeline looks fucking amazing

>Roman tortoise formation


Also rolling for all of the Trump dossier (piss and hentai) turns out to be true

Japan restores power to the Emprah

the next elder scrolls is called elder scrolls VI: Mundus

roll for this

Scotland votes to leave UK

Fuck so close to trips

Kim Jong Un assassinated by unknown foreign agent next week

...

How?

Kekistan gets independence after more than a thousand years of oppression

Indian scientists manage to create power from human shit and the indian empire now spans from Moscow to Australia

user gets a girlfriend

For a lack of a better candidate, 'Murica votes for a genderfluid as president

trump becomes god-emperor of america

Trump refunds NASA and uses fascism to establish a world order

asteroid hits Israel, kills everyone.

Reroll

bernie kisses trumps balls and licks his anus