Let KEK guide us in this time of uncertainty.
GETs must actually be events, e.g.:
>X dies
>war with Y
Roll away.
Let KEK guide us in this time of uncertainty.
GETs must actually be events, e.g.:
>X dies
>war with Y
Roll away.
OP kills himself, the world celebrates
Invasion of Syria because of "muh chemical weapons"
massive earthquake wipes out Brazil
Democrat party is as dead as the Green Party.
...
Brazil is nuked
Rolling for: After the West halts muslim immigration, the East declare war.
Jeb Bush becomes supreme emperor of the New Roman Empire
Nukes Hit New York on Hitler's Birthday.
/thread
all muslims die
11 GET
Mass muslim genocide for good
...
WWIII
re-fucking-roll
The Jews win
oh yes :^)
This poster impregnates 10000 white girls
this
The British Empire reclaims America
Royal Family re-instated as head of state
Civil War breaks out in the US between Antifa/Anarchists and Trump supporters.
Do I put a smiley face on 00?
Trump solves the middle east problem
Creates peace between Israel and its neighbors
Hitler is revived from cryogenic sleep in South America
Nah, let someone else have 00 if they roll it buddy. I'll be fair since i got 55 c:
Gary Johnson finds allepo
Merkel changes the EU to the Greater German Reich
fuck so close.
Refill that roll my friend
Trump dodges a bullet, so in response ((THEY)) set a nuke off in a populated east coast US city,
world war 3 all advanced nations participate. only the strong survive
god bless america.
Pan dimensional aliens attempt get caught trying to get past American immigration laws.
An incident between Russian and American forces above or off the coast of Syria will result in widespread conflict between CJTF-OIR and Syrian, Russian and Iranian forces in the region.
Efforts to contain the conflict fail when Russia launches a preemptive strike on NATO forces in the Baltics.
World War III is in full swing by summer.
re rolling but in reverse
Jordan Peterson declares Syria "unsorted."
Syrian Crisis gets worse
KEK is officially recognized as the state religion of the US. All currency is printed in repeated digits.
Pizza gate is fake
Wikileaks dumps Israel file and the whole world gets red pilled on (((them))).
WW3 begins in april 2017
Bad Swine Flu outbreak
It's the end of modern civilization as we know it.
Jews reveal themselves to be global overlords all this time. People are cool with it because it might offend someone.
Trump bombs Syria
world peace for all
All spics die out because of virus.
Sup Forums supports israel
Anglosphere becomes a reality.
rawling for teotwawki
>on the Trump timeline!
Based user! We did it!
Trump shits his pants in public on August 5th 2017, met with worldwide ridicule
d u l l
Worst timeline ever.
Reroll
A super virus wipes out 60% of the human race
Barron murders his father and establishes a new galactic empire.
Worldwide pandemic that only kills Africans and middle easterners and does it in two days.
new rule btw: in the case of trips, the first post responding to the trips get decides if it goes on trump's or bernie's timeline
reroll for this
India poo in the loo
The Third Impact.
McCain dies.
Pedo ring busted.
Sup Forums becomes an internationally recognized source of real news.
Trump undergoes gender reassignment surgery and becomes Donna Trump, He gets no cosmetic surgery though, It's just Trump with a vagina and a wig
Bernie Trump celebrity boxing match over disputed election results
Trump assassinated
trump is revealed to be the human form of kek
USA and Russia best friends forever.
Kikes, sandniggers and chinks BTFO for all eternity.
Anime becomes real and all of Sup Forums gets qt virgin natsoc gfs.
YES! FINALLY!!
Russia nukes Israel on 4/11/17
Global Warming is real and melts sweden
Yes! Pan dimensional
Thats perfect
trump and putin agree to a peace talk and decide to not let things escalate further
China invades BestKorea
Kushner gets fired
North Korea declares war on China
reroll
Ginsburg dies, Kennedy retires, Trump makes SCOTUS right again, nationwide concealed carry, ban sand niggers, liberals lose their fucking minds and kill themselves, America is Great Again.
Reroll.
Trump joins ISIS
Fuck that Jeb Bush timeline looks fucking amazing
>Roman tortoise formation
Also rolling for all of the Trump dossier (piss and hentai) turns out to be true
Japan restores power to the Emprah
the next elder scrolls is called elder scrolls VI: Mundus
roll for this
Scotland votes to leave UK
Fuck so close to trips
Kim Jong Un assassinated by unknown foreign agent next week
...
How?
Kekistan gets independence after more than a thousand years of oppression
Indian scientists manage to create power from human shit and the indian empire now spans from Moscow to Australia
user gets a girlfriend
For a lack of a better candidate, 'Murica votes for a genderfluid as president
trump becomes god-emperor of america
Trump refunds NASA and uses fascism to establish a world order
asteroid hits Israel, kills everyone.
Reroll
bernie kisses trumps balls and licks his anus