Dallas Happening

Warning sirens going off in all of Dallas. No obvious reason like weather. sauce: twitter.com/search?q=dallas sirens&ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^search

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Godspeed user.

They deserve it for the shitty traffic. I went through last summer and they one lane open on the only interstate North out of town. Fuck that shit.

It's just Texas testing weather sirents, they do it all the time. People are also half retarded

Zombie Kennedy has returned, and is in full vengeance mode.

nothing like those friday midnight tornado siren tests

DRUMPF IS FINISHED

Go and kill yourself you fucking faggot.

At midnight? People may be half retarded, but you sir have just gone full retard. Don't ever do that.

Fake news. He was headshotted.

Dallas PD on scanner. no one knows why theyre going off

North Korea

>tfw your crumpets are stale

Looks like OP isn't lying

seems like its nothing as of now

Not hearing anything in Plano.

They test them every wednesday at noon, you fucking moron. Ive never heard them go off on a clear night.

Because nobody lives in Plano.

poo in the loo

fuck i wish

poos live in plano

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OH SHIT NIGGER

Maybe computer that controls them had am/pm switched by error

Nothing in Allen either. Sounds like some bullshit.
Faggot

They started again...
watch the fucking SKIES

>loses power
>comes back on flashing 12:00

Suspect. Dallasfags report in. Stay safe.

who the fuck tests tornado sirens at night?

They stopped in my area. Was really hoping to go out in nuclear flame.

Another day tomorrow, I guess.

seconded. stay safe boys and girls

DRUMPF'S AMURICA XD

RUSSIANS HACKED EM

North Texas fags report in. Where you at. We already have some plano poo in loos and allenbros.

>mckinney here

Alpha sigma sigma?

From Dallas spokesperson Sana Syed, "I don't have a lot, but it’s a system malfunction and emergency folks are working on it as we speak."

You call that a tornado siren?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_oX6SURRE

It's a false activation you tards. Go to sleep. No seriously, it's just malfunctioning.

I got lots of family freakin out up there. Its a financial center of Texas so (((they))) may have some sort of distraction going on.
CIA operations are from Austin btw.

Sirens going off rn

Get some sleep.
I'm so tired

>Dallas

>texas
>tornado

go fuck off no one cares about you fatasses and illegals, go shoot the tornado maybe that will solve your problem. Stupid texniggers

>Siren test without any warning beforehand
>right after we're on the verge of WW3

10/10 not even mad.

It's midnight

There they go again. Gents, it was a pleasure posting with you.

Thanks Haseem. Shouldn't you be cold calling credit card sales right now?

Arlington user here, no sirens here, seems Dallas is just glitched

kek

>There they go again. Gents, it was a pleasure posting with you.
Bruh its kikes playing mind games.
Infamy.org

Oh that's really comforting, thanks (((Syed)))

Can confirm idk wtf it is man

lol

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false alarm
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That expired, don't eat it.

Lamar County reporting in. The Klan is on high alert

Looks like the system is malfunctioning.

((((they)))) are claiming its a malfuntion
>dusting off the ole' air raid warning system

>be arlingtonfag
>be not annihalated by nuclear fire
I wish it would end

Maybe a group is hacking US utilities?

Sirens are tested on Wednesday at noon.

youtu.be/j11YqXh_2js

>false alarm
>still no explanation

I mean that isn't totally impossible, the sirens run on systems that are totally ancient.

Dallas police radio had report of explosion

Going again.

Is it every Wednesday? I could have sworn I heard them this week. Wednesday at noon sounds about right.

Maybe an anti-war group, russia, north korea, could be anyone.

(((syed)))

It's the first wednesday of every month at noon

They stopped for about 5 min but now they are back on... Take me sweet, sweet nuclear fire!

The scariest thing in all of this is how woefully unprepared we are if this wasnt a drill.
>tornado sirens go off
>clear night
>wake up JaDarius and wonder outside

Kek. Sounds like a Colorado fag is mad. You guys enjoying the flood of negroid diversity since you legalized?

BY GOD THEY ARE HERE

if numbers nukes in 30 mins

PANIC

TANKS IN 30 MINS

Drive up to McKinney and hang out in the Raytheon parking lot. It's going to marginally speed up your death

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Chinese are just testing their new hacking system. Nothing to worry

>nuking America because of an airfield when Russian-American relations have been going good
Y'll need to stop spreading fear.

twitter.com/deadlyblonde/status/850576467234869248

actual video of them going off

Duck they woke me up I kept having a nightmare about incoming blizzards in the mountain side. Someone is trying to warn us and the PR people are like its just a malfunction

Thank god, is finally over...

>Raytheon parking lot
Thats not a nuclear target

In Fort Worth it's every Wednesday.

youtu.be/Hu8HFHgiWpA

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

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Dallas office of emergency systems said it was a malfuction.

nothing will happen

Clearly the mexicans are invading to stop the border wall

OKAY KEK LISTEN WE WERE JUST JOKING WHEN WE SAID WE WANTED CHAOS

PLEASE STOP

though if you must nuke one american city, dont

nuke montreal in canada instead

i'd say vancouver but radiation would get me also it's pretty there

or nuke detroit

yeah, nuke detroit or chicago, kek

nobody i give a shit about lives there

Just the thought of driving out to McKinney hastens my demise

ohio fag here, had 3 groups of 4 ah-64s fly over my house heading east, dunno why but its really worrying, is it finally happening

came here looking for a thread on this. thanks pol

Any Texas bros confirm?

TANKS SEEN ON MCKINNEY AVE

NATIONAL GUARD VEHICLES SPOTTED NEARBY

I've thoroughly reviewed all pertinent information and have determined that it's fucking nothing.

If we all die i just wanna say i love all you faggot niggers.

rip in fuckin peace.

its all over