>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
pajama bottoms, vampires, dragons, and smiley face gang
Tyler Brooks
vampires and dragons and some nigger jacking off in a tow truck
Benjamin Gray
Vampires, Dragons, and Piss pants. d&d fanfiction?
Parker Reyes
Vampires and Dragons Edition
William Cook
>drunk spic manlet with a bottle in his hand walking into traffic
Eli Powell
More crime webms!
Ryder Torres
Bitch pissed herself kek
Nicholas Powell
I love you, /cpd/.
Carter Wright
C // P // D // P // D
Jonathan Foster
sounds like evolution
Juan Morales
COIN, oy vey!!!! stop being so obvious
Liam Parker
Nothing to fear, goy.
Jace Myers
Possible DOA on the tracks
Jose Kelly
bare-knuckle brawl at the taco shop
Adrian Jones
>possible DOA on the tracks >fighting outside the taco restaurant
Blake Roberts
try to sounds a little less racist when you mention the taco restaurants rhonda
Aiden Reed
Did you hear five mins ago the guy in the truck "pleasuring himself"?
Parker Brown
oh thank god its a STANDING fight. not one of those roll around kinda fights
Michael Sullivan
...
Brayden King
...
Hunter Nelson
tow truck
Xavier Roberts
>curbstomped
Wyatt Sanchez
>somebody's getting curbstomped
Evan Robinson
Yeah, nigger in a tow truck. Haven't heard more.
Arriving at railroad tracks
Owen Johnson
>in the street someone is getting curbstomped
Aaron James
CURB STOMPIN' ACTION!!!
Nicholas Fisher
>somebody's gettin' curbstomped
Jeremiah Torres
>curb stomp >curb stomp >curb stomp
Thomas Myers
...
Sebastian King
CURB STOMP!!!! RIP teeth
Nolan Smith
Kek I love how the officers don't do anything until that nigger was finished unloading on the other one.
Jordan Flores
...
Lincoln Nelson
Man, he ain't even HIT no 1.... he dindnu nuffin, fuckin cop pigs
Leo Lee
the gems are coming in clusters tonight
Jaxson Clark
Wonder if red shoes got it
Austin Torres
still alive or what?? crabby aint got time for bullshit
Kayden Edwards
whelp its been great but its bed time for me keep it real /cpd/ AND CHECK YOUR KEYS
John Cox
Huh, I just ate at that taqueria a month or so ago. Nobody in the place at the time, seemed a bit sketchy. Pastor was ok though.
Isaiah Turner
Doubt it. the shooter's limpwristing, chucking rounds all over the place, grounding most of them right in front oh himself. Then the cops magdump his torso, something important gets hit and he drops like a greasy, welfare-collecting rock.
Landon Sanchez
male white hitchhiking, trying to get the fuck outta chicago
Wyatt Cox
Who /teamwight/ here? Fuck vampires, fuck zombies, fuck ghosts, and fuck (((liches))). Wight supremacy, underworldwide.
Dominic Thompson
>hitchhiking in chicago
RIP
Parker Fisher
Robert is Robert Cop III
Matthew Perry
I live in Chicago. This'll be g00d.
Jordan Jackson
doesnt look near as shady as the ones i go too
Logan Campbell
lower Whacker. yea....
Austin Gray
BOO, nigga! Gimme dem levels!
Sebastian Moore
Black men gettin' drunk on Whacker Drive
Gabriel Hughes
He's going to be picked up by fapping Black Male, sucked dry by vampires, or run over by the Hispanics in the smiley bumper sticker car. May Robert have mercy on his soul.
Asher Jackson
Lower Wacker, heh heh heh heh
Alexander Perry
any murders yet?
Benjamin Brown
>gangstalking
John Morris
>Goldman's calling >asking for police right now >gangs trying to stop him
Easton Roberts
dont forget the dragons
Gavin Scott
>angry female Loud nigger woman
Aiden Martinez
DOA on train tracks, unknown if homicide
Parker Sullivan
and then lashonda will pee on his corpse
Luis Johnson
Overall a very satisfying clip!
Oliver Powell
>Be Priest of Lathander
oh you, little rascal ;^)
Andrew Hughes
we robbery time now!!!
Jayden Gomez
Another 7-11 robbery
Matthew White
>which works out for the offenders
This broad is solid fucking gold
Leo Cruz
>no description >witness told his friend to call the cops, then left the scene >"that works out well for the offenders" I understand where the sass is coming from now.
Thomas Lewis
Yeah, if I want good tacos, I want to see the cook's donkey parked outside the place really.. best tacos I ever had were from some little stall set up in the back of a mexican corner store in cicero.
Blake Smith
we /real robert hours/ now
Xavier Rodriguez
CHECK DEM KEYS
Grayson Perez
So close.
I'm curious.
Whatever this post is below me, it now pertains to REAL ROBERT HOURS
James Cruz
This thread
Jose Morales
WATCH YOUR KEYS
Connor Nguyen
CHECK YO KEYS
Ian Cruz
CHECK YO WIFE CHECK YO KEYS
Jordan James
check yo keys nigga
Daniel Clark
check yo keys!!
Nicholas Campbell
Why do they need to check their keys? Missed one key part of the equation and now i'm all fuckin confused
Kevin Sanchez
SHEEEEIIIIT
Ryan Stewart
CHECKKUMZ
Isaiah Gomez
Someone's holding down the PTT button on their radio.
Benjamin Cooper
so gr8
Liam Flores
it's definitely getting more rowdy out there
Leo Parker
OH I thought they literally meant their keys. Like car keys. fcuk
Alexander Morgan
who is robert?
Liam Rodriguez
...
William Evans
Welcome to /cpd/, I just got here two days ago. I'm surprised I've never noticed the oasis of comfy that are these threads in the great Sup Forums desert.
Jaxson Morgan
means "roger", or received
Luis Collins
Robert are the Officers
Cameron Ross
>It's been a great ride. See you, space cowboy.
F
Juan Fisher
GREAT RIDE 10/10-IGN
Kevin Williams
F
Xavier Sanders
welcome robert, stay for the summer. it just gets comfier
Jack Rodriguez
This is my first time and I am about to get real /comfy/. This is the greatest way to spend the rest of my night
Joseph Robinson
just wait till the /norktv/ generals :DDD
Ethan Perez
How many niggers need to go fast and furious tonight. this is rare as hell
