You are forced to eat a dish made out of meat of your national animal and a garnish of your national flower

>you are forced to eat a dish made out of meat of your national animal and a garnish of your national flower
How fucked/blessed are you?

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Fuck yeah. I'm hungry now.

A quick internet search reveals to me that your national animal is the kangaroo, does it taste like chicken?

Isn't your national animal an abbo?

Got a national bird and a national mammal. Should be delicious with a rose as a garnish

What does lion taste like?

>bald eagle with some rose on top

I don't really know how to feel about this, maybe it tastes like chicken?

It's more like cow, except more chewy, tough, and rich in flavour.

i have to eat a unicorn garnished with a thistle. you tell me

I eat beaver every night bitch

FUCK

but yeah gb2/int/

Roo steak garnished with Golden Wattle gum?

>Be Mexican
>State bird is the fly
>State flower is weed

We eatin good tonight, gringos

Wonder how unicorn tastes tho, I bet it would make for a good lasagna

Chicken Fleur de Lis has a nice ring to it

It would taste like a slightly more fibrous chicken, already ate eagle illegally :^)

my first thought

>Scotland

>kangaroo with wattleseed
Have literally eaten it at a pub

Cornflower sprinkled rooster.

those peaches look good

White-tailed deer and Brassavola digbyana.
Yum.

Yep.

Haggis?

...

It tastes like beef + deer meat.

I would starve though

>There are no such things as a national motto, a national flower or a national animal. However, some cantons do have a motto or an animal. The "Edelweiss" (Leontopodium alpinum) has the status of an inoffical national flower.

Shite, I will have to try it when I travel to Australia , it does looks good, at least better than my torogoz with izote

well i guess camel is alright

>bear with a side of matricaria
I'll survive, that's for sure. The floor would go better in a few, but eh, it's not poisonous so no problem there.
Bear, though... Never had any, wonder how will it actually taste.

Countryside?

If Ireland had a mystical nonexistent creature as a national animal it would be a potato.

Or a successful AA meeting.

Flower, in a tea*
Curses upon phoneposters like me.

Don't you mean illeaglely

no i live in dubai

mate, we all know the UK bird is a fucking Land Gull

have you have to go

I know your pain Russia bro, bear would probably taste good, it would be very lean if you don't eat the skin

Oh Carlos!

I eat kangaroo pretty often, although I can't imagine wattle leaves being very tasty

i live in dubai

Edelweiss with a horse.

Could be worse.

Kiwi with silver fern? Just don't tell DoC please.

better than expected

well, it'll be beaver meat garnished with either nothing (Canada doesn't have a national flower) or a maple leaf. At least it's edible...

>Fried Eagle with rose petals on top.
I'd feel like a dick for eating an Eagle but that does sound kinda tasty.

It tastes like freedom, son. Freedom.

Literally just lean beef and not even more expensive

Panda garnished with Plum blossoms.

Sounds quite nice actually, kek.

Those fillets sprinkled with pistachio, m8?

>wonder how will it actually taste
I heard it's sweet and doesn't have any specific taste. Not something I would like to eat.

Are you Jackie Chan?

Hell yeah, bear meat is breddy gud

I would be arrested. You cant hunt Bald Eagles.

Bruce Lee????

well ive eaten kangaroo curry, it was fucking delicious so id say blessed

Kangaroo tastes great. They should be killed more often

I'd eat an eagle idc

I think a Finnish bear would taste like benis :---DDDDD

fucking carlos

lion is lovely with roses

no, i am Jackie Lee.

???

Well, fuck.

lamb
Still sucks cause i dont eat meat

Wolf steak with lilies (I'm Italian)

gotta get myself some, now...

poor roo

Country: Bald eagle with roses
State: Cardinal with flowering dogwood

Oh shit what have you done, now I can't take our national animal seriously anymore :DD:DDD

A kiwiburger with actual kiwi?

> fried and breaded kiwi bird with a silver fern salad

Not gonna lie. Wouldn't mind trying this. As I'm part maori would probably get away with it too.

Murrikans already posted in this thread so I'll go by state
Cardinal garnished with Dogwood Flower
could have sworn dogwood was poisonous but either way I'm not gonna be happy

Wattleseed and macadamia

Beary tasti :DDDDDDd

Bison steak with rose petal garnish.
Totally fine with this.

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Another Italian immigrant?

Parli Italiano???

>water buffalo
Literally everyone here has eaten it

>lotus flower
Pls don't eat that

Fuckin' autocorrect is a problem even on an oversized photo frame like mine.
Best part about the bear is the fact that there's enough meat to make you as manly and chest-haired as the humble water filter salesman.
Sounds good enough for one dish, at least. It'd probably go fine with some spicey stuff.

>beaver and horse stew with maple leaves
sounds absolutely awful

My friend fingered a waterbuffalo once
maybe you ate the one she molested

Panther with orange blossom
sounds alright but I don't wanna kill a panther

It's even funnier because when you named the jpg you just spammed the keyboard.

That is funny to me for some reason.

I think you mean bulldog

please, can you describe us how a kiwi bird tastes like?

>moose
>Maple Syrup

I think someone wanted to make Turkeys the bird of the US, so I'd eat him. I'd probably kill a bald eagle and not eat it because they're assholes to each other.

You can move on to your next infogen thread shill.

it's moose asshole

It's similar to the flavour of puha and pakeha.

Well when you deep fry it and knock it back with a can o' the bru ess nae too ba'

suvvia, sono nato e cresciuto in Italia! Io sono mezzo veneto mezzo ligure, tu?
(e s, ahinoi รจ pieno di italiani qui a Londra...)

it's an acronym for "I see what you did there"

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>dragon meat garnished with daffodils
El oh el.

armadillo topped with Bluebonnet, doesn't sound great...

It's moose assbitch
Its a fucking moose

IS A SHILL THREAD MADE BY EITHER SHARIABLUE OR R/MARCHAGAINSTTRUMP

IGNORE THESE KIND OF THREADS AND REMAIN VIGILANT
REMEMBER THAT COMPLACENCE KILLED THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN SO DON'T EXPECT THESE FUCKS TO GO AWAY IMMEDIATELY
REV UP THE REDPILL FILES AND START CHUNKING THEM INTO THE SHILL'S MINDS

>NO FUN ALLOWED

okay, I chuckled.

>ibex with edelweiss
highly illegal, but would definitely try

Are you mentally retarded?

have you tried not being retarded?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_symbols_of_Canada

you didn't mention your national animal and flower so i looked it up for you, this is you national animal... lol