Need a redpilled pet. Thinking golden retriever
What are some Sup Forums approved pets
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budgies
a turtle
boipucci
Falcons.
bullfrog
A staffordshire terrier. Or are you not allowed to own English breeds?
Yes. Roach is correct.
Not cats. Every catfag for whatever reason is some limp-wristed faggot
Boerboel, bred to protect afrikaans from niggers
You can have a staffy, they will take a pit bull and a few others from you though
Budgies wont do shit to protect me and you cant play with them
lol
a golden retriever will? theyre the sluts of the dog world mane
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Dogs are cucks. Cats are the red pilled master race pet. They keep your home free of tiny pests.
All dogs will protect you abd theyre fun
A FUCKING BUDGIE
Stop posting gay shit here
known as the nanny dog for being so good with children. raised right (from birth) they will obey your every command and ignore pain when hurt. they will kill your enemies even if it costs them their life.
>They keep your home free of tiny pests
You sure bout that?
Nekked mole rats
Make a retarded thread, get retarded answers
My sister has some and they are based AF
Parrots are going to be the next dogs. They're even better, highly intelligent, obedient, don't take much space and don't eat much food and the best part really is that they can talk.
now thats a roach i can respect
Choose the worst dog breed ever and anytime you get home, stare in the soulless eyes of the stupid fucking thing.
Every time you do so, you will be reminded how bad it is to breed and engineer a subnormal race of mammal. You will be quite motivated to avoid that destiny for humans.
this is the nigger of the dog world
only a subhuman would suggest a pit
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>someone breaks into your home the parrot says "take all you want"
Bunnies, dogs, and quaker parrots. I miss my bunny
The most Sup Forums approved, tho? A FUCKING BALD EAGLE DUH
your the nigger of Sup Forums how does it feel? pit bulls have recently been taken over by niggers just like sweden but they have a very prideful history.
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Pretty ironic post you have there user
>Keeps home free of pests
As long as we're not including Toxo and cats themselves as pest, I suppose
Also, just don't be a fucking slob and you won't have mice. Problem solved.
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>no German Shepherd
Pigs, chicken, dogs, birds, easy to take care , doesn't require license, anything that can be eaten when food runs out.
Delicious is important too.
German Shepherd is the only woofer worthy of getting.
thats what happens when you buy them from niggers who forced it to fight against its will.
Kek
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>The weak should fear the strong
Get a beagle. They eat pitbulls.
>Pic related
>someone breaks into your home and the parrot goes straight to your bethroom to warn you just in time for you to get your gun
ahahahahahaha
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>German
i would rather die than have to kill my own pet
fucking subhumans get off my board
I love my murder dog.
Niggers also like to abuse guns. Shall we take away everyone's weapons because of what the nogs do with them ?
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kek
Bunnies are best
The most redpilled pet of them all.
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Naw, guinea pigs
Assad?
cocketeils
they have about the same IQ as most of Sup Forums
I'm immune to the gay. How could anyone not be that grew up with the Internet?
>those prophetic digits.
Ah-bloo-bloo
Why would you have these saved on your hard drive?
>inb4 to repel reddit cancer
Smug anime faces and lewd lolis are far more effective.
budgies will play with you if they're tame, but conures have more interactive personalities and are better pet birds
>Why
Being this emotional.
If you die your pets will eat you.
They are also very loud at times
Get a bulldog.
A common ravem
the talking isn't necessarily a given, my birds both talk, but plenty don't
mine beatbox which is even better
you're right though, they make better pets than dogs and have all of a dog's good qualities
I don't think someone needs a dog that can plow their wife.
Fuck off, fag.
My cats are lazy as fuck. When I sleep, they sleep. How does that benefit anyone?
snakes
try and make me, nigger
this
I mean, it's cool if your gay but you don't have to push it on everyone else. This is why open homosexual need to be gassed.
be sure to buy a minivan and some deck shoes, too Bob.
Dogs are man's best friend for a reason. Don't get a stupid small dog, get a good family sized dog. Springers, Cockers, Labradors all make ideal pets who will spend most the day asleep as long as you give them a walk in the morning and evening
Birds are NEET pets. They make noise so you pretend you aren't alone.
Keep posting THICC
they can be, but dogs bark and i find those noises more annoying
i have a green cheek, she mostly clucks, talks a little, and tries to beatbox; they're relatively quiet birds, and can't get as loud as larger conures
Why are you posting pictures of Tucker?
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Gun dogs. Bloodhounds if you have the space.
Forget any type of Terrier. They're for chavs. If you want an angry dog get a Beauceron or a Doberman, they're at least intelligent.
We have three, that's why they get so vocal. When we had just one it was much more quiet
>eating your pets
You filthy little gook
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Neat. Only my grey speaks. He's been long enough with me to learn. My green parrot came to my house as an adult and I can't for the life of me make him to talk.
i have birds and i'm in a relationship, don't need to pretend i'm not alone because i'm not, but of course they make noise nearly all animals do
they do need a lot of time though is the only issue
Anime is by far more shameful to watch than gay porn. Hang yourself weeb.
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Human females make the best pets.
7/10
Rats are the most based "caged pet" you can get.
They're like small dogs and are social and smart.
I got mine from my grandmother since she passed away but the birds are still alive.
also crocs
How the fuck would you know? You grey faced shut-in.
I used to have a pet rat, damn that fucker was smart, he would make his way from one end of the house back to the other to his cage on his own.
You have good taste in butts, user. I'm not into dudes, but I can appreciate a good butt when I see one.
get burd
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>literally a nigger tier pet
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i have 2 birds (green cheek and a budgie) most i've had at a time was 3, most of the time when they're making a lot of noise i'm either playing or listening to music so i'm not bothered by it
i'm pretty sure they like my significant other and i because we're as noisy as them
i've never spent much time around greys, they're a little too smart for me to want to take care of personally
i got my budgie as an adult and he mostly seems to talk because he mimics my green cheek and i got her as a baby
it's always harder to get them to bond properly when you get them as adults, is it a lot older? it might talk eventually