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The reason why half of the tomahawks missed
>Commander Slough had posted 'selfies' of herself in front of the Tomahawk missile batteries as they were being launched.
>She also updated her Facebook status with the comment "It's not just a job; it's an adventure! Smash dat like button like we're smashing the Syrian Patriarchy."
archive now
This can't be real. I won't believe this.
lel
Sauce?
SAUCE BAUCE
All 59 hit, you're just delusional enough to believe assad
kek
so she was breaking opsec on fb? court marshall?
The worst part is this was almost believable until the second line.
Why the FUCK are woman allowed to command shit in the military?
I woudn't trust a woman cook in the military.
>court marshall
>marshall
FUCK YOU NIGGER YOU ALMOST HAD ME
Fpbp
Wouldn't even surprise me if it's true
It's not like she had to reverse park the tomohawks.
What if the point of women being in the military is just so that they'll get captured and then activate the male soldiers' white knight complexes so that they'll fight harder?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You must write for the DuffelBlog.
Oh how i wish this were true
this is why china is gonna take over
>he thinks the commander of the ship is actually the one that targets and fires the missiles
all the commander does is tell the sailors "fire" when the chain of command tells them to open fire
>no source
like butter
is by any chance on the uss porter the amount of collisions in port higher then on other ships?
>Now we gon have a Syrian Strike Smash Like Subscribe Bonanza, If everybody watching in 3, 2, 1...SMASH THAT MOTHERFUCKIN LIKE BUTTON WHILE I MISS HALF MY TARGETS AND FUCK MY OWN SHIT UP SENPAI!
top kek
El em ay oh you fucking cunt