Floirda General - Best state in America

Just bought these bad boys to have with my Publix

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Nothing says "best" like high fructose corn syrup, user. Congratulations.

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Did you get the tendie sammich?

Accidentally unfinished post: Publix subs. 850 reporting in. Florida posters only, and Australian posters welcome

>not drinking unsweetened tea
sweetened is nigger tier

>lives in florida
>doesn't eat cuban food daily

kill yourself my man

Looks like someone doesn't live in florida

there isn't even a Cuban restaurant in my FL county go fuck yourself

unsweetened is yankee cunt tier

not as good as the Buccaneer sandwich with mango salsa and plaintain chips

just how fat are you, OP?

He doesn't have time to answer, he's shitting his pants in aisle 4 right now.

S-share senpai onegaishimasu??

Same. No Cubans here even... he sounds like a Yankee who assumes all of Florida = Miami.

Not fat at all. Of course you are just gonna be like "that's what a fat fuck says."

How white are you, yankee?

No. Mine. I will defend it to the death.

I will sic my fully grown gator kiki at you
Now share damnit
Pretty please

Just bought these bad boys to have with my publix

>gettin the buffalo chicken tender sub with a fag stomach

sugar water with tea flavour.

enjoy your beetus, there's no way it doesn't have an obscene amount of sugar or HFCS in it, I can almost guarantee it. post pic of nutrition stats on the back.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brothers in arms and basedness!

>there's no way it doesn't have an obscene amount of sugar or HFCS in it

Brotip: The human body can tolerate such things occasionally if it isn't a hormone-wracked pharmaceutical wasteland

Who /941/ here?

is Publix red pilled?

>Americans only drink this shit occasionally

that's the problem.

The human body can also withstand minor doses of radiation, doesn't mean we should.

407/321 reporting in.

Based on experience:
The humidity in the summer is terrible and your tap water tastes like horse precum, but besides that you're a great state Florida. In the top 5 for sure.

321 bro here.

Also, Publix makes amazing subs.

>The human body can also withstand minor doses of radiation, doesn't mean we should.

If minor doses of radiation were tasty and refreshing, you could pry my gamma synchotron from my cold, dead hands.

>knows what horse precum tastes like

Pedo Juice.

>850
Tallahassee pls go

954 masterrace here

Broward here
Who else /spent500$ona3somewithtwo7/10shemetonbackpage/last night ?

>tastes like horse precum,
So youre from texas then, son?

407 white master race here, god bless.

Check 'em for confirmation

>motor oil can
>tea

Publix is the redest and the pllieiest!

>954
>masterrace

heartily keking from boca, pleb

727 reporting in. This is the most white trash state in the entire western hemisphere.
> and I've been to Mississippi

>buying store made tea
disgusting
at least brew your own sweet tea

>850 reporting in
>954 masterrace here

Implying anything that isn't 305 shouldn't be lopped off the state like a gangrenous appendage and flushed down the toilet.

North Florida best Florida.

>sweetened brewed iced tea
>not "sweet tea"
also I see no ice.

fuck that fucking state. Lived there for 3 years and will never step foot there again. Whole place is a steaming pile of shit and everyone's fascination with a grocery store is weird. People are running around eating each others faces but "ohhhhh my publix". Just fall off the u.s. already

> wastes using calories on sugar water

pleb

>407
>white

904 is as far South as whites go, beside JAX. We have some outposts in 386 but 407 is niggersville

Ya man south alabama, congrats

I was. Worst 8 years of my life.

also as an aside I'd unironically prefer to be back in biloxi, MS right now then here in jacksonville

386 is New Puerto Rico
407 is rich white Heathrow / Winter Park. Anywhere a black person can afford to live I dont consider part of my area.

Dude my sides.....omg u bastard lol.

Who here /813/?

#FREEKODAK

>being a Floridian
>not being a superior Pennsylvania and getting a hoagie at Wawa

The Meme Magick is strong in this thread.

Flordia= thx for Trump

You and PA dem niggaz bro.

Yes. Perfect medium between the blue pill degeneracy of Walmart/Food Lion (Mass consumerism, disgusting Americans, niggers) and the blue pill of places like Whole Foods/ Organic Food stores(muh all natural kikes price a tomato at ten dollars, liberal virtue signaling) Publix is the red pill of the South and Wegmans is the red pill of the North. Prove me wrong.
>Protip: you can't

Wawa and Royal Farms are the most red pilled gas stations. Being from Maryland, the spread of WaWa into our state has been great. RoFo is still better tho.

772 here oy vey

It's because Florida is the best state in the entire world

>Boca

Man now i want fried chicken and potatoe salad there.

321 reporting in my brothers. Publix has the best 5 dollar deli subs on the planet. Subway btfo.

Remember when the nigger on Tampa Bay hand egg team stole crab legs from Publix? Pretty much a summary of Florida. Old people, third world nigger enclaves, and beaners. Florida is degenerate.

This tbqh

Though Southern food good also

>implying

Subway BTFOs my stomach and asshole every time I eat it.

Maps needs to be updated they've built a few down south.

Fuck of swamp nigger your state is awful full of Cuban monkeys kill yourselves I think you're faggots get gassed bill bob butthole

Me. Port Charlotte is garbage. Nothing to do but shoot shit out at yorkshire and smoke.

Space Coast = Based Coast

fucking god tier tea right there

also next time you're at publix snag some of those fried potato balls filled with pork and beef, they are FUCKING god tier

theres one in deerfield beach, havent been to it yet though

Yeah, we should outlaw it or lobby for it to be taxed to the point no one can afford it like a good socialist Eurocuck.

st pete fag here.
I feel your pain.

We have wawa here faggot.

727 close enough

Can't wait for Brightline to open this summer.

Whens the Miami meetup?

We're meeting in Overtown, yeah?

Liberty City

Congrats, you bought 2 gallons of filth. Enjoy the diabetus.

>those cameras on every streetlight

What kind of 1984 tier hellhole is Florida? I'm glad we don't have that in Indiana.

Pinellas represent

bruh, orlando reporting in. Getting wawa cubanos err day

>Picking Overtown for a meetup
What are you going to lynch niggers there?
Why not just go to South Beach?

I'm sorry all of you live in the flat, sweaty hellhole that Florida is

954 is literally a Kike's paradise.

All of the South's run-off accumulates in the panhandle and slowly drips down the peninsula.

239 here, just got back from Publix. Anyone with an Ontario license plate needs to be strung up.

>tfw all the faggot boomer snowbirds are leaving

Indiana is the Moldova of American states. In other words you're irrelevant.

Wynwood :^)

Confirmed. Florida is shiiiiiiiiiiit

Sandy Shores is more my speed.

They're opening a Wawa right down the street from me, fampyre.

>Publix AND Wawa

Where did everything go so right?

No one cares about how irrelevant we are, faggot. At least we don't have cameras on every streetlight like some sort of fucked up police state.

Our capitol building is a penis. Doesn't get much better than that

I don't want to go to a grocery store named after Helen Keller.

If you live in Florida you're in best timeline my brothers.

Do burgers really sell food in these bottles? Here, you can only find motor oil or cleaning supplies in such packaging.

Not bad.

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>Ingredients
>Filtered Water, Sugar, Brewed Tea, Caramel Color, Potassium Sorbate (For Freshness).