FRANCE HAPPENING GET IN HERE

NATIONAL ALARMS ACTIVATED

You remember all those stories about alarms going off around major metropolitan areas of the US?

This shit is happening in France too.


Proof: leparisien.fr/boulogne-billancourt-92100/une-alarme-assourdissante-perturbe-boulogne-billancourt-08-04-2017-6836055.php

You can check, Le Parisien is no bs: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Parisien it's a legit newspaper.

WHAT. THE. FUCK IS GOING ON?

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praise kek

kek only deals with numbers

check above ^

>dude + WsD
>WsD: Weapons of mass Destuction?

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cringe

WW3 JUST STARTED IN FRANCE

Tests no doubt

Any potential dust up will always have people put shit to test just in case it's not working

False alarm idiot

It was absolutely nothing.

Funny to watch people go around town kinda worried though.

Lasted from 23:20 til 00h45 I believe.
Very loud, at least 60db in every streets of Boulogne.
But still nothing.

I question something though.
Whay would we need an alarm that can be hear in nearby cities?

>WTF is going on?
Nothing.
Informatic bug? Hack?
False nuke alarm?
Who gives a shit.

leftists are islamist deniers

DUDE

hackers fucking with the systems likely. probably doing this all remotely hence the title of hacker. hacking is likely only one skill of the person or group of persons responsible. maybe they're using human proxies, maybe not. there is a brain behind it all.

If rubadubs, France dies

>WsD

Weapons of Serious Damage

My digits are on France getting nuked

>"i-it's literally nothing goyim, NOTHING IS HAPPENING! trust me goyim, im your only friend"


See:

Get your digits off that button.

I want to press it.

Digits the country burns in hell

Holy fuck

LIVE TAPE OF THE ALARM: pscp.tv/w/1ypKdXdbbBpKW

trips say france gets nuked by the end of next week

No no! It's my turn to press it
Allah Akbar

And it's nothing

PRAISE KEK

Checked

Thats what I think tbqh

FRENCH FRIES CONFIRMED

wait

If le pens loses yeah there is no hope just let west europe burn

RIP in peace frogs

I'm in literally the center of Paris and didn't hear anything.

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Degradation of an age. Rot or annihilate. Propaganda. No steps backs. Terrorists scream.

Digits confirm.

If the mathematics are content with repeating nums then WW3 by morning

Pretty big, can see it happening

The article says it was a malfunction in the alarm system

mods can you permaban this faggot? he has been posting false alarms like 10x in less than 1 hour now

>friday night

wow it's fucking nothing

it was in just one town, so... not that big of a deal. but sure it could have been some kind of cyber terrorism test, just as well as it could have been a non-terrorism error.

I saw Royal Navy warships heading towards France a few hours ago

It was just a gas leak from a weather balloon.

Yeah, i say the shills heading to Sup Forums months ago, no one believed me, oh well

This is a town that is literally next to Paris (think Cambridge/Boston)

I guess this was a just false alarm then

Worldwide test of alarm system before nukes drop?

just like they said for all the us areas...

HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT. FUCK. Trump is also positioning near NK with nuke carriers. nvading Syria right now too. WTF

>going on a trip to Europe with my gf this summer
>she wants to go to France
>tell her that "France is no longer France" and that we should go to Italy or Iberia instead
>she knows I hate mudslimes but she still is under the naive belief that "some are good"

I really want to take her to Paris and redpill her on how shitty it's become but on the other hand I don't want to get trucked.

It was very alarming teehee

someone is hacking the alarms to warn us.
can we get a list of the areas where an alarm had legitimately gone off?

maybe there will happenings in these cities shortly?

>WHAT. THE. FUCK IS GOING ON?
Russia hacking the alarm system.

Thanks for the update Podesta.

>France gets nuked.
>Nothing of value was lost.

This how you do it laddie. Praise kek!

>007

Oh, Hai, James Bond.

they're prepping us

How about my big soft French/Jewish breast, user? Do you value them?

Weapons of Sexual Destruction, m80

>Whay would we need an alarm that can be hear in nearby cities?
So that in case of an emergency nearby cities can come help you?

LE PEN 2017
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>who gives a shit?
Not me. Youre fine with sand niggers destroying your country and so am i. We're not protecting france anymore.

DUDE WSD LMAO

My digits tell us that Kek wants France to be destroyed first, those Cheese-Eating-Surrender-Monkeys.

Warband a shit, Fire and Sword 4 lyf

This happened in Dallas, Texas last night. Sounded the tornado sirens multiple times over night and had everyone worried. Local news said at first it was malfunctions but then came back and admitted a hack. They can be accessed remotely to warn folks of storms, I image the ones in france are the same for attacks. Harmless but spooky prank. Probably a Chinese data farmer that's been sitting on the info for months and now with the drama wants to stir some shit up

You forgot to include "reddit" in front of cringe

Weapons of Self Destruction

Dude

Weed lmao

Ei. Suomi uber Alles!

prepare for the influx of french waifus refugees

>Un dysfonctionnement
OP is a faggot

pls france dont let me die virgin

dude...
Weaponizing Spectrum Disorders

60db
loud
lel

the end times are upon us

shut up retard, niggers prowl every fucking city in America

If quads ww3

rip in peace baguettes

Dallasfag here. That's what they said at first. Now they're claiming hax. Are the ruskies fucking with us? This their way of saying they infiltrated our systems and can create false alarms or even shut them off during a real attack?

That pic still gets a laugh out of me

>Vers minuit, alors que la sirène retentissait toujours, la municipalité a donné des explications sur Twitter : il s'agissait d'«un dysfonctionnement du réseau national d'alerte sur Boulogne-Billancourt». Des techniciens municipaux ont été envoyés, soutenus par des sapeurs-pompiers, a expliqué la mairie.

WOW it's fucking nothing

This is the will Will of Kek and I am his prophet

it looks just like her!

I don't understand what she expected

I trust the black expert.

>one week before French election
IT WAS THE RUSSIAN REEEEEE

THEY ARE PROBABLY TESTING ALL THE EQUIPMENT BEFORE THEY START OFF WW3 WITH THE NEOKIKE DONALD STARTING IT OFF

Let Pen will save France.

If it was in France they're just testing the new Muslim call to prayer.

Would smash Daily

Yeah it's "nothing" goyim, false alarm!!! Not a drill :))

You need some stronger numbers to do something that big.
Something like this.

;^(

bump

NSA hacking tools were released yesterday

Probably someone hacking for the lulz

>leaf

Yeah nothing to worry about goys just go back to your masturbating to hentai. Nothing to worry about at all. No happenings. DO NOT PANIC. Multiple coordinated civil defense alarms in many countries around the same time are completely normal. DO NOT build a bomb shelter.

does this mean we can start calling french fries freedom fries again?

B-but Texas is s-safe, r-r-right?

that actually is somewhat worrying. considering the dallas thing.

Testing to make sure they work for when the real happening comes