Greetings again, hairless apes

Last night, I posted on to your most popular Internet domain in hopes of getting answer from your planet.

We are an extra terrestrial species looking for our next food source, and after 70 years of investigating the living organisms on your planet and others in the local area, we have discovered the perfect food source. This organism is a delicacy around the Universe since it's discovery, and demand has become so high, that randomly taking some is not going to work anymore.

We need all of your female homo sapien organisms that have been living between 17 and 70 sun revolutions. In exchange for this delicious food source, we will give you the information and knowledge of every piece of technology we have.

Your free range, natural female homo sapiens are delicious, and if you do not take our offer, we will forcibly come take all of the female homo sapiens and destroy your technology in the process.

Do we have a deal?

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fuck off space jew

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You can have all the brown ones, if you don't like that deal you can fuck off space nigger.

are you a space kike?

We have very similar tastes.
We have been watching your species as well, and your females are mighty tasty. *wink wink nudge nudge*

ours are pretty awful, we will totally trade meng.

>Sun revolutions

LARPing space nigger can't even into science.

We have studied your species for 70 years and know that the area from which your flag represents is highly primitive in your world. We would rather speak to a representative from an area that actually matters.

pls save us

Dear Space Visitor,

Here on Earth the colored skinned females are considered extra rare and exotic.

Yes, good idea. They produce chocolate milk.

what is the purpose of sentient life space nigger?

Fuck off we're full

You can have the black and brown ones. And half of the yellows.

Ayy lmao like an actual alien would consult with fucking Sup Forums

Take 'em, they're yours

fuck off space niggers we're full and we dont want you

do your job, mods
prune this horseshit

don't underestimate this timeline user

The more pigment they have in their outer surface, the less delicious and desirable they are. We are taking the brown ones, of course, but they will mostly be fed to our poor and primitive species.

Good, thank you wise one. Our technology will give you a bountiful life.

To those still undecided, the technology we give you will be able to replenish your population of women. You may ask why we just don't make them ourselves, and this is because we like our livestock free range and naturally grown.

No, you're a piece of shit in front of a computer.
Never
Forget that

This domain is the most highly visited, most sought after on your planet.

Turn off your proxy so we know your the real deal.

I need that flag for my collection

Its not the first time.

list of confirmed Sup Forums users
>ancient egyptian frog deities
>desert dwelling alien selfy sluts
>JonTron
>australia

Lots of crazy shit uses Sup Forums

Can you make anime real? If so take them all

Fine, take that one in your pic first, and everyone that you see on television, so long as we get some kind of genetic manipulation tech.

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>no pure black space flag

turn off your proxy space kike

Yes, the technology we give to your planet will be able to take any drawing, animation, or holographic image you make and turn it into a real thing. If you were to draw one of your delicious female homo sapiens per chance, this technology would make a real one. However, it would not be completely natural and real, but just a realistic 3D scan. It will move, talk, and act like it is living, but will not truly be living.

Basically, you can reproduce with it but it will never form its own opinion.

>we like our livestock free range and naturally grown

i like your people's style

>implying women make thier own opinions

I'll take it

You do get genetic manipulation technology included in this bundle. You will live forever, be healthy, and modify yourselves beyond your most desirable dreams.

Sounds perfect. You can take all of our women.

Kek, Jews hate Italians too
Ayylmaos confirmed galactokikes

>never form its own opinion

well shit neither do the real things.

Sign us up.

Savage space Jew.

Did you do this?

>being this Jewish

Yes, naturally grown female homo sapien is the best. We have tried to genetically make them, but nothing beats the naturally grown livestock. It is odd. We have been able to do this with every possible species, but we not your female homo sapiens. The only choice we have for this delicacy is to take them from their natural habitat.

They really are delicious, we are surprised that such a delicious, weak, and defenseless segment of a species is able to flourish like this.

fukin' take them

>alien making me want to eat women
Wew I think I'm getting sleepy

Retarded homo sapien, you are from the largest, most splendid and rich area of your world, yet you cannot tell the flag of one area from another. That is not the flag of one area you call Italy, but of the area under your rich, splendid area called Mexico.

>17 and 70 sun revolution
too old anyway, enjoy your meal
will exchange for VR tank and making anime real

SAVE PIC BEFORE THREAD 404s

As I said before, we do not know why your female homo sapiens have yet to be harvested, but we would like the opportunity to do so.

This specimen is too delicious to pass up.

you are an ameriburger, you cannot even larp properly, has the fat from eating so much McDonalds reached your brain yet?

If you change the age range of the ones with less pigment they have in their outer surface to 26 sun revolutions or more, you can have all of the ones with more pigment. Also could you take the males with more pigment? Further, you might have noticed that there is an extreme excess in population in the southern and eastern area of our largest continent, you can take a larger portion of these regions to offset limits elsewhere.

can we work out an arrangement where you take females who are not bearing children. perhaps your technology will prove as effective as you claim, but it would be nice if we didn't have to rely on something we've never seen. and if you don't allow a sustainable harvest rate without this technology wouldn't you run out of the 'free range' humans you so prize?

bibliotecapleyades.net/valdamar_valerian/esp_valdamar_valerian_8.htm

this probably isn't too far off actually, OP.

"You will recall that 'mutilations' generally result in all of the blood being withdrawn from the body. This has been the case whether the subject is an 'animal' or a human. The blood and other fluids are then generally transferred to holding containers, or vats, [along with] other body parts. There are many many reports of humans in various situations and scenarios having come in contact with aliens, or have been in caves or caverns with aliens, and having seen canisters or vats in which animal [or human] parts were floating, and in which a purple-red fluid was present as a substance in which to suspend all the [organic] materials.

There was one case where a woman and her two children were abducted by the entities from BELLATRIX -- the entities referred to as 'SM's' ("Snake Men"? - Branton) in THE CASE FOR THE UFO, by M. K. Jessup and annotated by Carlos Allende and 'friends' -- and she would not cooperate with them when they had her on board their ship. Their reply to this lack of cooperation was very direct -- they killed both of her children. She managed to run down a hallway and went into a room where she saw a vat full of red liquid and body parts of humans and animals.

She saw another vat of the same type in which the liquid was being agitated, and as she looked into the vat she could see Greys bobbing up and down, almost swimming, absorbing the nutrients through their skin. There is also the use of H2O2 [water molecules with an extra oxygen atom added] in the vats in order to aid in preserving the fluid from rapid degeneration."

As I have previously said, the more pigment they have, the less tasty they are. We will take all of the female homo sapiens, but the ones from the area you call Africa are not up to our standards and will be fed to the poor and non-intelligent species.

Male homo sapiens are not nearly as delicious as the females. The females have a delicious layer of adipose (our main source of energy) under a deliciously smooth and tender protective surface layer. On top of that layer of fat and delicious surface layer, the female homo sapien has a large natural excess of adipose in their chest area and buttox that the males do not have. We only want the women. 17-70 Sun revolutions.

The technology will allow you to remake the female homo sapiens, but will take a millennium for them to reproduce and live in natural habitats long enough to be considered free range. Since it takes that long for us to finish our harvest and consumption, it works perfectly for us and you.

>>/x/

listen to me you little shit, we nailed our god to a fucking stick, we are constantly threatening each other with weapons that have the capability of literally wiping out every single fucking human on this god damm planet, we release chemicals into our own atmosphere to kill the weak, our society is built on stepping on others to become more powerful.
You literally are nothing but an space cockroach.

The species from Bellatrix have a strange means of consumption, but yes, they are part of the intergalactic food trade ring and will also be receiving a portion of the female homo sapiens.

However, we are the main consumers of this product, as we like the full taste of a fully intact, living female homo sapien. The Bellatrix species can eat anything dead, as they are absorption feeders. We need to consume the organism in full.

I'd fuck a gray.

post your space-butthole.

top kek, i love this shit keep it up man.

Time to kill Xeno scum

Deal, just dont give it to the (((jews)))

sure spacebros, come say hello

PURGE THE XENO

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I'd fuck one of those tall whites too

EMPEROR PROTECT ME

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>desert dwelling alien selfy sluts
What did I miss?

please take all the non-whites. The whites we will keep as a tax. It's customary and you won't like white meat. And, feel free to take the non-white men too.

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Are you talking about the one you call Jesus? Yeah, about that. Another more peaceful species was aware that we may one day discover the delicacy of your female homo sapiens. They sent one down cloaked as a male homo sapiens to warn them. Since they could not fathom the thought of an advanced extra terrestrial species, the cloaked alien had to refer to it in terms that they would understand.

Long story short, he taught them to be prudent, most importantly so the female homo sapiens would not show off their delicious bodies and it would be harder for us to discover them.

We have since killed that species, as they have done nothing but wreck our societies. The rogue, missed members of that species still take refuge on other planets, cloaking as the main species, taking over their societies. If you have anything on your planet resembling the picture, we will gladly take and exterminate them as well.

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Here is proof of my nation's superiority over all others through human history.

segment of a species? You're shit at role-playing a 'superior' being

Hey faggot ET, how'd you make it into space before your retard race starved themselves to death?

If you take all of the specimen ages 17+ we won't be able to feasibly make more of them for long, so you better get a better plan.

Fucking space niggers I swear, can't wait to build until we build the dome.

WHEN WILL THE AYY LMAOS GET OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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op is literally a faggot

Fuck off space niggers we are full. You can crash on the moon if you want.

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Sure mate. Take all the asian ones.

What you lose in quality you'll make up for in quantity.

No need for a technology exchange. You can have them for free.

Dig in.

We will throw you into your star. You are nothing to us.

I will personally disembowel and eat every space jew i find. I don't even care if i get space aids.

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Stay away from our planet you space niggers or we are going to bomb you out of existance

Ok it's a deal but only if you take all the males of all ages from the black, Mexican, Muslim, and Jews with you as well.

We will destroy your planet if you do not give us the female homo sapein. You are single-handedly leading to the extinction of your species, I hope you are happy with yourself.

Can someone control your faggot before we take all the female homo sapiens and leave you with nothing but a vaporized planet? We want to leave you with all the technology to makes your dreams come true in exchange for food, but this g21cWYT0 is making it difficult to deal with you.

Read my other postings.

Male homo sapiens are disgusting, as are the most darkly pigmented female homo sapiens.

fuck off space larper. you can blow this hellhole up, or end up in some of our zoos

Then drop them in a sun on your way home. We just don't fucking want them.

We can do that, as long as you give us the female homo sapiens we want for food as well.

Where do you want us to take the undesirables from to throw at your star?

Reality is on the right.
The grey aliens are actually Jewish soul-eating golems which are formed by Kabbalist magic and sent to attack people in their sleep. Hence the abduction phenomena.

I get what you are saying, but think about it. With what you are proposing you get one harvest. If you take all of the less desirable ones, leaving only the most desirable ones, the next time you harvest you will have a much higher quality product. I mean this is basic agriculture. If you find a range of seeds that you can eat, you take the best ones and plant them so you get more of the best next time around. Even if you just harvested the more heavily pigmented ones (males and females) for pet food that would free up more space and resources for the less pigmented ones to grow and when you come back for more you will get more un-pigmented females, and they would all be free range. Also pigmented males yield pigmented females, if unpigmented females is what you want the best thing you could do right now is more aggressively harvest the pigmented males and females.

You are proposing harvesting from the age of 17 to 70. Your problem is that our females are in peek fertility from the ages of 15 to 24 and it takes several years for our young to be independent enough to survive without them. If you only harvest females under the age of 26 revolutions who are not actively reproducing you will not hinder our ability to grow our population and thus your future harvest. Beyond 26 fertility declines, so they no longer have any thing to contribute.

With my proposed harvesting scheme eventually we will reach a population entirely of the highest quality that you can harvest at a more regular rate. It would take about 20 years for you to start seeing a return on this, but from that point onward you would have an effectively unlimited supply.

One final point I should mention, the large natural excess of adipose in their chest area you mention, becomes even larger after one or more offspring has been born. If that is a trait you desire then you should try to encourage the females of this world to have offspring.

From the entire planet don't leave a single black, Mexican, Jew, or Muslim male. Or the deals off bro!

pic related, its yo mom

PURGE THE XENOS