Be Trump

>Be Trump
>Have a tremendous urge to stick your orange chode in Ivanka
>Ivanka sees pictures of children hurt in Syria
>Ivanka wants you to do something
>Start WWIII
>Hope to smash if you're both still alive

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Makes sense now

Is he /ourguy/ again Sup Forums?

His hands really are tiny

Ivanka is a witch who enchanted his father through sexual magic practices.

>touching your daughter's ass

>while staring at her fake tits

Its ok you just need to have her permission beforehand. Totally won't lead to daddy issues or anything because all girls have daddy issues anyway

Best part about it is that they're not even fake.

Are you telling me that you won't feel the urge to hit that if she was your daughter?

>buying fake b cups

> Implying that Trump hasn't been hitting that since she was 14 years old

sage
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fucking canadians

Let's be real, you'd still have sex with Ivanaka if she was your daughter.

>Are you telling me that you won't feel the urge to hit that if she was your daughter?

degeneracy, go back to Sup Forums

I wish we weren't all such perverts

it's actually not normal to be like this

Not normal to wanna smash Ivanka if she was your daughter? You are the definition of a faggot
Go back to /r9k/

i would

I imagine it's tough having a dad you are sure you won't be safe around in your bra and panties.

actually sodomy and incest are much more closely related than sodomy and celibacy

your error is that you think the proper and natural state of male sexuality is a constant insatiable appetite for sex with women. hypersexuality of this sort is actually a disordered appetite which shares many features with homosexuality.

example: do homosexuals tend to have sex more often and more indiscriminately, or less often and generally in long-term monogamous relationships?

are homosexuals more or less likely to molest their children?

you probably should not be hanging out around any dad in your bra and panties.

do you hang out around your mum in nothing but your underwear?

it's a breach of proper decorum in both cases.

>His
Ah, so Ivanka has the powerful Boy-pussy at his disposal. That explains everything.

Or you can hit tons of other hot bitches her age, going after your daughter is pretty wrong dude

>it's a breach of proper decorum in both cases.
yeah imagine your mom lounging around in her panties with her tits out
HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

Obviously fake