Moving to ozz from scotcuckland

wtf can i expect lads? dads side of the family live over there. Moving late june. Is it as bad as here?

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Good, we'll be less full

From what I've heard you cannot move there as it is full

What part of Aus are you moving to m8?

Melbourne. I know it's multiculti hellhole but my uncle owns a construction company and he had to move down there from brisbane.

>moving from Scottland to Melbourne
It'll basically be the same thing, but with meth instead of heroin

Not sure why you're bothering desu

Oh, and africans/Lebanese instead of pakis

Ahh well, guess i'll be right at home then eh.

is it full of pakis and lebo's ? because fuck that noise, i may end up deported.

we don't want you here, you haggis-eating cunt

Ok ahmed.

Not so many pakis when I lived there a few years ago.

The immigrants are mostly indian/chinese with the trouble makers being lebs and african gangs.

Sad really. I'd wanted to move back there one day but it's seeming more and more cucked by the day

I can't understand how you commonwealth people just move all over the planet.

I lived in Perth for six months. Most people can move pretty much anywhere if they really want to

Fuck off Pajeet. Nothing wrong with white immigrants coming here.

...you are white aren't you OP?

wtf i thought you had really tight immigration policies, why have you got so many niggers and middle eastern scumbags?

Don't get baited into going to live in this shithole

>Oatmeal savage
>White

Hey man, live dangerously.

How do I move out of this country.
Everything is too fucking expensive, boomers have ruined everything and yet they expect me to buy their million dollar houses

>...you are white aren't you OP?

nah i'm a raging nigger. Ofc i'm white.

You can come here if you want, it's nice if you avoid the brown people containment zones

It's shite being Scottish!
We're the lowest of the low!
The scum of the fucking Earth!
The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilisation!
Some people hate the English, I don't! They're just wankers!
We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers!
Can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by!
We're ruled by effete assholes!
It's a shite state of affairs to be in Tommy,
and all the vegemite in the world won't make any fucking difference!

> thought you had really tight immigration policies,
kek, good one.

Our politicians distract the normies with stopping 'muh boats' while they let in a fucktonn of 457s and other foreign workers and students.

Many parts of Australia are basically chinese colonies now and Melbourne is being filled with africans because apparently the cucks thought we needed to have some black gangs

If you are moving to Melbourne stay way from Footscray, used to be full of Asians but the Africunts moved in. Expect druggies, hipsters and criminals there, nothing good.

Maybe in a few years it would be cleared out, with property prices going up in the city people are moving to areas around the city like Footscray.

If you are planning to invest in property which was good a few years back, you should invest in housing around Werribee, school grades are going up, so demand for housing should follow too, Victoria is the education state after all.

pfft living in america sounds too much like a roll of the dice, yeah you can avoid niggers but you have to deal with them no matter what, at least the abos you just give em some petrol to sniff and walk away.

>but you have to deal with them no matter what
No you don't, I have literally never had a bad experience with a nigger

t.arizona

Dealing with a nigger at any point in time is a bad experience.

Oh then yeah I've had a bad experience with a nigger

wtf is footscray?

Fuck off, there's enough auscunts here. Can't walk into a pub without hearing one.

A suburb

That's not even a weird name for us

Some shithole of a place, basically where the migrants go to

He's moving here m8.

I'm now considering a visit there though for the specific purpose of speaking with the thickest aussie accent I can manage

wtf am i getting myself into.

What did you expect from a country of shitposters?

Aussies name their towns by dropping a drawer full of silverware on the floor.
That's why the chinks feel so at home there.

I could see this happening in Finland too

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desu sold, with that. Scots are the masters of IRL shitpost though.

Went to the states a few years back, nobody understood me, I'm not even that thicc when it comes to my accent.

You cunts are also real fucking boring with your names, western Australia, the Sydney harbour bridge etc..

Lived in Footscray for 2 years now and it is improving for sure but it is still full of scum. the asians I can deal with as long as they are not driving. The africans need to be gassed

New Zealand was a mistake

Why does this shit edit get posted so often?
Why are you blatant redditors so prevalent?

Fuck off, we're full.

Ahmed strikes again.

its a trash country i wouldnt bother. super agresive cunts

Well not to different from home then, but sunnier.

The Greens.
Our immigration policy was great until they got a modicum of political influence, then it all went to shit.

Greens, not even once.

You can expect a run up king hit right to your face

No it's not your home.

Listen to kiwi or he speaks the truth, cunt people, cunt climate and cunt wildlife. Come live with the birds and boring weather ukbro.

nah could not possibly be a white europeans home
fuck off ahmed.

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what? this is were i draw the line? a fucking easily avoided insect? k den. But the fucking sharks though! you wont catch me anywhere near the sea. and croc ponds.

Jesus Christ I hate Bull Ants so fucking much. I once found a new nest of them in my back yard, I said fuck that, filled that fucker with petrol and lit it up. Those cunts get EVERYWHERE. I once walked into Maccas and the chick behind the counter is like "uh excuse me there's a big fucking bull ant on your shoulder". She wasn't joking, it was like an Inch long and it had landed on me because they fucking fly.

all this shit about scary people and animals is complete horse shit. You are moving to Victoria which has a more european style climate. Most of the dangerous shit lives in the middle of fucking nowhere. I have seen 3 snakes in my entire life (26 years) and I have spent almost my whole life living on a farm

It doesn't matter if you don't go to the sea, the sea goes to you

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Prepare your anus for the state to treat you like a child in every single way, along with a previous generation that fucked us over and left us with no chance of home owner ship.

Does it snow?

I mean look at the size of these bastards.

lived in eastern melbourne my entire life (20yo) never seen snow.

He's right. Victoria is soft as fuck.

>I have seen 3 snakes in my entire life
>mfw I'm in FNQ and have seen 3 snakes just today

If you can remove the arse end, the head can be used as surgical stutures in a pinch

Just save your money and wait for the bubble to burst and then you can buy a home for peanuts and fill the backyard pool with boomer tears

holy shit i didn't believe you, but had a quick google, that's amazing

Only snows inland at high altitude for a few months per year. No major towns or cities get snowed on its just mountain peaks and some small skiing villages

ah man that sucks.

Come down and work a Victorian winter on a farm and tell me we are soft. You'll have to put pants on for the first time in your life

Yeah you've gotta position it while alive, then let it bite, then separate the head from neck via pinching motion

Move to Tasmania if you want snow, actually Tasmania is a lot like Scotland, they have a few whisky distilleries too.

nah footscrays fantastic. Yeah there's a tonne of asians and blacks now but house pricing is going up so it's getting better so whites are coming in and blacks are headed out slowly. Plus Bulldogs won the Grand Final so that's nice.

well desu i hate hot weather, not used to it. So some similar climate would be better suited.

Footscray has ALWAYS been full of fucking immigrants.
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oh boi you might struggle.
The melbourne summers get spicey af, regular 30 degree days in a row is the norm in summer, and some 40's as well.

wtf am i watching.

I lived in Victoria around farms for the first 17 years of life. The cold there is much better than the heat/humidity of FNQ. I'd move back tomorrow if I could.

90% of Victorians are softcunts though

Yeah i think i'm fucked if it gets that warm.

It gets to 50c in qld

oh and start drinking VB, you'll get a bit of culture shock at the start, depending on what sort of crowd you're in

That's literally completely normal spring/early summer weather.

Is air con common?

the fuck is air con?

very, but it makes walking outside a hell of a lot more jarring.
like think opening an oven

lived in malto for 5 months, that was hell but just ran into cafes and pubs to cool off.

AC just makes it worse, most of Australia has semi-regular blackouts in summer because there's so many people drawing power for AC systems. Particularly SA which can't even keep the lights on in winter because they fell for the wind power meme.

Malta*

yeah dude that's legit only SA, never had issues in Melbourne with that

ah but come on, what's your winter really? aint got shit on ours.

like max of 15 or so, usually a bit higher.

Too cold to be comfortable. Keep in mind you Euro pussies almost always have central heating systems, which might as well not exist in Australia.

I hope you're not a kike
I hope you're not a muzzie

it's 9 here right now and thats pretty warm for spring.

This, AC makes it worse, because you don't adjust to the higher temperature, and eventually you ARE going to have to spend a few hours outside in it. At which point, if you can't handle it, you end up in hospital with heatstroke.

The thing about winter in Melbourne is that it's deceiving. It's not just the temperature, it's the wind. I've seen Swedish tourists here see the morning weather report, think "Oh, that's not even cold" and then go outside not dressed for it, and then complain that it feels even colder than fucking Sweden due to the wind chill factor.

Yeah energy dealers have a set up where they can change the temperature setting on your home ac unit during peak hours, it's one of those boxes you have to un-tick when getting it done.

pfffft, scotland is one of the most wind blasted places on the planet.

Scotland is a rainy shithole where nobody ever goes outside and the trip from one border to the other is less than the distance from your front door to the corner shop in Australia.

I know my mum grew up there. Still though it's decent for an immigration area. It's not shit and stabby like St. Albans, Broadmeadows, or how Flemington/Newmarket are now turning out to be