Why does everyone have such a low opinion of Australians?

Why does everyone have such a low opinion of Australians?

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We will never forget.

Objectively the dumbest, most ignorant opinions combined with the inability to feel shame for their pathetic understanding of the world outside of their island.

And yet, you love the Aussie accent.

Trust Bloody Paedos? Sure can't!

You're annoying, just like Canada

Canadian women are hot.

Not really... your women sound more annoying than ours do.

That's because half the women on TV are Aussies bunging on US accents.

Because they live below the Earth.

I think it's mainly jealousy at our advanced culture and superior lifestyle. Don't let it bother you cunt.

Because we're dumb cunts but live first world. Jealousy. Don't even need to travel really because it's so good here and most other places are so gay.

Is it because the most famous Australian is a transvestite?

Mate girls with southern bell accents are hot as fuck. Cali girls and NY sluts can rot in hell tho.

>basically a bunch of drunk gook fucking bogans...Canada is the same.

>Everyone

Never heard anyone outside of Sup Forums have a negative opinion on Australians. Most don't know enough to hate you.

Plus, everyone wants to fuck you with those accents.

I hate bogans (40% of Australia), hate pretentious lefty green fags (40% of Australia), hate Asians who can't drive or speak English (10% of Australia) hate wogs and other minorities (10% of Australia) but it's still the best place to live right now. Fuck being anywhere else

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Good times. Back when Australia was awesome

i fucked a gook friday

Ass Trail Yeah

...to see if I could feel

she was twice my age

They are lazy and they don't wash. I seen one stretched outside some coffee shop taking up the whole pavement, backpack and all, as though he owned the place, so I dropped 2p in his coffee, and told him to "get out of those rags, sonny".

>clearly talking about burgers

Jamie Dunn got away with fucking murder on that show. We went to a taping or two as kids, had no idea. Of course, most of the good stuff is when there's no live audience.

>I seen one
>flag

You lost a war against Emus.

You used to be a British Penal Colony.

Your most famous export is marmite.

You do have some cool actors but then they do something weird and stupid like marry a short scientologist. Savage Garden was a cool band, but then they broke up Steve Irwin was cool, but then he got killed by a stupid sting ray.

I don't think Australia is a bad country, it's just not very relevant beyond jokes about it being the Land of Spiders.

Plus, the fact that your army lost a war against emus, and that you are under constant threat by BUNNIES. These are EDIBLE problems.

WTF is with the forehead on this one! Her forehead is half her face!

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NRRRRROOOOO

because we have one of the best standards of living as a whole. including one of the highest median incomes, lowest rates of homeless people, and we still offer fully government funded tertiary education regardless of how much money your family has (an actual land of opportunity, if you will). Our government isn't so fucking soft and takes action when action needs to be taken (like making guns illegal when people kept getting shot so easily resulting in a huge decrease of gun violent related deaths- basic analysis of historical data indicates this clearly). Also a lot of our cities have a great mix of nature/buildings and we don't have as much shitty cancerous polluted air like a lot of other first world countries.

...but at least her breasts were real!

Yeah she's got a 5-head
But still, if you'd kick her out of bed just for that you're gayer than pink vinyl shorts.

>You lost a war against Emus.
That, and the subsequent Emu nuking, were a shameful time in Australia's history. But please remember that most Aussies alive now hadn't been born back then.

>You used to be a British Penal Colony.
No we didn't. There were British penal colonies in Australia, but Australia itself wasn't one.

>Your most famous export is marmite.
ITYF that's New Zealand!
One of Australia's exports, insignificant by volume and value, is Vegemite, which is quite similar to Marmite but not as refined. But all Australia's Marmite is imported (some from Britain, some from NZ).

>You do have some cool actors but then they do something weird and stupid like marry a short scientologist.
But she realised the error of her ways and divorced him.

Because your ancestors are criminals and prostitutes, bogan scum. Even kangaroos are more human than you lot are.

Success breeds jealousy

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>straya = meme country
>webms show a daily life of a straya cunt

>Hi. I'm a over sensitive newfag

A common misconception actually, white Australian ancestry largely stems from settlers coming from England rather than convicts.

Because we give basically zero fucks about doing anything with any effort yet still manage to do everything well. Face it, we punch well over our weight without even trying. So cunts get worried that one day we might actually put some effort in and then put the rest of the world to shame. Cunts shouldn't worry though, effort is unAustralian as fuck.

Beautiful culture

lol on what planet cunt. "YEAH LIKE DUDE TOTALLY I WAS AT LIKE WALGREENS HaHa"

I'd rather get an ice pick in the ear than hear your women. The men are worse unless theyre southern.

Some of you faggots shitpost like no tomorrow, although I gotta say that I like your shitposts more than Canadian ones. You guys sometimes have a special level of creativity not expected from shitposting and Australian music is bretty gud. IMO you faggots are mostly fine, you just have a bum rap when it comes to shitposting.

I was going to shit on him but he caught thay little bastard with his bare hands

bumping my own comment for an argumentative response

*coughs*

>Lost a war to emus.
You need to turn a half arsed attempt at pest control into a "Hur dur you lost a war" meme because you're jealous we are unbeaten in combat
>Used to be a colony
Damn straight. We were sent here to a barren waste land. And turned it into a first world country within a 100 yrs.
>You don't play pretends.
That's because we live in reality. It's one of the reasons we aren't over run with shitskins like Canada. Whose actors let the cucks of the land go to sleep with dreams of being alpha. All the while they lose their country piece by piece.
But don't you worry about that, bro. Hollywood will make a movie to make you feel all better
>Your animals are scary. And your banter is better than ours.
Not my fault you're scared of bugs. Or feel so irrelevant that you have to come on a anime board and purposely post shit. Because you feel the need to be known as something.. Anything besides being Americas neighbour
>You only export marmite.
Is this the famous attempt of a Canadain trying to be funny?
We have invented 45% of the modern worlds invention. You losers put the space arm on one of your dollar bills. Something that kids in 5th grade science classes have been building for 50 yrs. And you losers couldn't even manage to do that on your own. The U.S had to design it for you and basically hold your hand while you put it together.
>Waa emu wars.
The greatest military achievement in Canadian history was the shooting down of the red Baron.
Even that had to be given to you out of pity.
Allied command felt so sorry for your lack of bravery they had to take the credit off of some drunken bogan and give it to you as a morale boost.
Basically. We're everything Canada wishes it was.

WTF? She look like one of those big headed green aliens with some human skin pulled over it

And yet, we're better than you. How does that make you fell?

Yeah why not, it's late, I'm bored, shameless shitposting, you're on.
How's that skin cancer treating you? Disarming people doesn't quell violence, only violence relating to the banned item, and if your people are so uppity then there's a problem. You're also a fat loser with body odor, but I commend you for your stances on mandatory vaccination.

>brazil
>calling any other country dumb, ignorant or shamelessness
>a race of partial monkeys who speak the ugliest language besides chinese
>a race of shitskin mongrols who are so proud of their shithole country they make up lies that ISIS got sodomised and mugged in brazil because they think it makes them sound good
>a race of people that despite having access to every resource the USA does managed to turn their cuntry into favelas, drug dens and casinos
brazil is SHIT
SHIT
kill yourself

Could land a 747 on her fucking forehead

the accent of a yank is fucking bullshit

I agree. Fucking ear piercing.

>we are unbeaten in combat
we lost gallipoli senpai
It was the brits fault but we still lost

*gif of rhianna sipping tea looking smug*

nah they're a bunch of sick cunts, mate

Yes the point of banning guns was to 'quell' the violence related to them, because gun violence often leads to death of innocent tax payers, which is bad.

I don't understand how having a high median income and a low rate of homelessness could be considered a 'problem'. I personally enjoy being able to afford to have a good time with all of my friends and family (who also can afford to have a good time). And in clean cities that don't smell like the piss and shit of a cucked country full of average, middle class people who continue to do exactly what greedy capitalist jews want them to do.

I'm not fat, nor do I have body odour.

Yes, mandatory vaccination is crucial to not having infested kids.

I fucking love Australia. If I had to be reborn, I'd choose to be Australian

Seriously fuck the sting ray who killed steve Irwin though you cunts should have found that thing and executed it on live television

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There are plenty of other fishes in the sea, you don't have to be gay to be picky.

Were there any comedy films or documentary on that, I didn't find out about the Emu War till recently, and the nuking, so hilarious!

But That Simpsons episode...

I actually want to give marmite and vegemite a try, but I don't want to buy an entire jar because I don't believe in wasting food.

Good for her. It's scary though that the Sciions probably has tons of blackmail material on her now and that shortie got her first kids.

Katie really had less excuse because shortie was already visibly crazy train when she boarded.

It was hilarious and hur hur is what the rest of the world will always remember. As Che from Weekend Update has pointed out, when people hear Richard Gere, they don't think Pretty Women, they think, Gerbil.

You forgot the part where we were the ones to make the White House white because they had to repaint it after we set it on fire. Before anyone said it was the British, that happened at the dawn of Canada when it was still Provinces of Canada and some of those British soldiers settled down in Canada so we can tangentically lay claim and say "We burned down the white house yay!"

Yeah I'm working on a nerve agent that turns all the gooks in Australia into Steve Irwin, wish me luck. Fuck Harmful Rays

Do Aussies listen to Colin Hay? Fucking love that guy

>DO YA COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDUH? Where women glow and men PLUNDeeRR
>seeend somebooodyyy cuz I'm stranded and there's no where left that I can gooOOO
>I think about the siitttuuaatttionnss nowww

Fuck so good

>He listens to what women say

that is disturbingly accurate....

I'm pretty well travelled. America is still unmatched in the world in terms of reaching your full potential if you so choose, there's a limitless ceiling here that can't be had elsewhere, otherwise Australia is #1.

This.

By all rights Australia should be a third world cesspit like Brazil.

But owing to a bunch of factors outside of our control, it's a first world paradise.

Verse highly related;

>Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck. It lives on other people's ideas, and, although its ordinary people are adaptable, most of its leaders (in all fields) so lack curiosity about the events that surround them that they are often taken by surprise.

YES!

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Okay, I was wrong about Australia being culturally irrelevant, we need them for the lulz and as a containment continent for the spiders and other escapees from Pandora's Box.

I think we a judged by our tourists. And it's our Bogan tourists who are loudest and noticed the most.

Even though despite the odds, we had a far better KDR.
But that was a battle. We won the war. Destroyed the Ottoman empire.

I think that is fair comment in terms of high culture.

>Australian

That's a wog m8.

Spanish ancestry. Ancestors were no doubt imported migrant labor, not even rapists or thieves.

>women

Unironically one of the proudest moments in my nations history.

I would take this victory over WW1 or WW2.

Trust me, you've got nothing on Country Bumpkin Tourists from Mainland China.

Have Bogan tourists ever been caught letting their children poop in the middle of an airplane aisle? THIS HAPPENED! *LOSE FACE*

What happened there?

I wonder how Australia will fare when coal becomes obsolete.

You guys remind me of Renaissance Spain, all those natural resources and instead of using the assets to build up your infrastructure you hemorrhage money like a third world whore.

God you guys are stupid, your political leaders have almost universally bent over to let coporations fuck you of your resources.

love it, this and boris' breakfast club were the shit

This

Because Australia wishes to be like the United States, but it never can... Your niggers are locals. Ours are imported. Funny thing is how yous guys like to act like our niggers. LMFAO!

>>Used to be a colony
>Damn straight. We were sent here to a barren waste land. And turned it into a first world country within a 100 yrs.

I have to give you that one. It's kinda weird how British convicts could make a first world country out of a barren wasteland, but meanwhile, imported bantus manage to turn Detroit from the Arsenal of Democracy into:

Oh man I remember when I was 11 I met Rolf Harris and he said how much he liked my shirt, and how he wanted to buy it from me.

I love aussies, you guys are crazy cunts. Also, rip zyzz

>WAA WAAA Alpha Bogans destroyed the cultural European look, That my fellow SJW's faggots friends and i were trying to cultivate.
Your whole appearance of alphaness depends on us you, you nu male faggot

bet he wanted to give you a wobbly m8

>lowest rates of homeless people
But how much of that is due to hungry wildlife?

He underarmed rolled the ball and got a wicket, and the batsmen got pissed off. A remarkable advancement in cricket techniques that will be passed down through generations.

Too bad he didn't grope you and later on in life when he got arrested you could cash in on rape claims.

When someone has rapist, murderer, prostitute and bum genes, it is veeeery hard to get rid of that stigma.

I watched the Ucle's in Burgerland movie tonight.

Personally. Building a nation from nothing is something people from countries like Canada,U.S, NZ and South Africa can all feel proud of. They all did it. Pity, it is something we're all being taught that it's something to be ashamed of.

fucking niggers man

how's the nigger situation in leaf land?

Well. We can't all have rich powerful neighbours to leech off like you guys. Some of us have to make our own way in the world.

Most Aussie convicts were political prisoners