>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>suicide hotline called, OAKS, CURT has a gun, won't put it down
Isaac Rogers
Anyone wanna play bingo?
Grayson Butler
Did that caller say she heard 40 gunshots??
Jace Adams
Post a card
Cameron Butler
FOUR FOUR GUNSHOTS AH AH AH
Elijah Myers
I don't have a count picture big enough for this shit.
Tyler Brown
>nigress in the house stealing copper
Oliver Hernandez
xray vision on the meth in the kids pocket and copper snatchers.
Cameron Jenkins
CRACKHEAD SHEBOONS STEALING COPPER
Julian Miller
...
Austin Hernandez
urinating on the street
Aaron Peterson
>Poeple got out of the cars and urinated on the street
>PEOPLE
>CARS
wow, chicago. That's inda-tier
Brayden Brown
urinating on the street happened 22 minutes ago I'm sure they are done.
Jack Sanders
>someone stealing copper >anonymous call
Someone stealing his copper?
Jack Parker
Designated pissing street
Connor Lewis
He ate the tequila worm, now he's doing the worm. White Boi got the crystal meth in his peacoat. Multiple street urinaters. 5 people outside smoking weed. A woman's fallen and she can't get up. Chicago is a party now!
Jayden Campbell
Uncle is drunk and Harassing her. Needs to be removed. Zone 6 is where it's at!
Camden Gomez
...
James Lewis
Head over a gate? Dang.
William Bennett
this is my first saturday night cpd, i am not disappoint
Andrew Bailey
>He's never pulled over to piss after getting demolished at the Cubby Bear
Cooper Cook
>tfw /comfy/ but have to drive brother somewhere
Matthew Stewart
I remember this so far, I'm sure there's more.
Sebastian Gray
so many listeners
Charles Moore
blue jeans girls fighting hoodie
Carson Fisher
Good night /cpd/ stay comfy for me.
Isaiah Collins
That is unfortunate. Take care of your famalams famalam.
>after getting demolished at the Cubby Bear Nope. I never have.
we're not alone, definitely. Chicago is a spectator sport for a lot of folks.
Dominic Robinson
NN Robert.
Aiden Turner
at least it's not detroit!
Oliver Long
>people passed out Haha, BINGO!
James Robinson
>two sheboons yelling at each other >looks like it's going to escalate
Landon Reed
Also Victim doesn't answer call back and anonymous caller
Joshua Roberts
No one is dividing shit...it's just a comfy show to play in the background. Mitch better than cops. Have you never participated in two threads at once?
Joshua Bennett
>it's going to escalate STOP! HAMMERTIME!
Adam Robinson
also... drug dealing alley (i've been listening since 8)
Jace Phillips
Forgot pic
Cameron Jenkins
No i never go Sup Forums lol im only 9
Zachary Phillips
im so /comfy/
Cameron Hill
the foot chase went down an alley at one point if irc
Nathan Jones
What are you doing?
Ryan Cook
Cheers, lad. Nothing competes with this experience. Absolutely nothing.
When the calls coming in cannot be processed by the available shift, they start prioritizing based on severity. the lower-tier offences continue to pile up
Gabriel Powell
when calls outnumber available roberts
David Bennett
thank you Robert >garage BINGO
Carter Flores
Nice, new?
Chase Martin
They should get some better mics
Julian Lee
Dank. Nice Yogi reference.
Xavier Rogers
...
Carter Thomas
They still shootin
Camden Bell
It would be nice, but that money goes to line the pockets of the liberal cunts who run this city.
Christopher Johnson
>took a whole bunch of pills >did not want fire to show up
Daniel Sanchez
Think CPD might have more important expenses
Levi Richardson
That car siren noise in the background when they call in is a mmmsweet effect.
Ethan Collins
>He took a whole bunch of pills >He doesn't want help and he hung up on us. >I think fire is rolling
Lucas Morris
u heard the rools
Asher Turner
>he took a whole bunch of pills >he doesn't want fire to come >then he hung up on us
Brody Thompson
thanks comfy roberts
Nathaniel Torres
how many criminals are there?
Luke Cox
Tfw you make successful transition to phone posting so you can fall asleep to Roberts scrambling around Chicago
Levi Gomez
...
Alexander Morgan
Where?
Benjamin James
How many Male Black are there?
William Hughes
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Roberts
Jason Butler
>the mother's boyfriend is tryin'a hurt the mother ???
Lucas Wilson
Robert is a one man dindu wrecking crew
Hudson Bell
...
Jason Hill
...
Hunter Russell
It's best not to think about it
Cooper Fisher
tell me about the Robert why does he wear the badge???
Landon Morales
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEE
Alexander Ramirez
Thats a big key
Grayson Brown
>THAT MALE BLACK DINDU NUFFIN SO GOOD!
Tyler Hughes
"Now tell me, who would shoot a Male Black before taking him in for questioning?
Sebastian Rodriguez
>SHOTS FIRED ON THE EXPRESSWAY
i love running gunfights on the highway.
Noah Sanders
>FOUR
>FOUR SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
Caleb Young
FOUR FOUR SHOTS AH AH AH
Andrew Green
>when the counting is in stereo
Lucas Gutierrez
Grinder hungry. Man needs money. Hope eternal in a concrete inferno. White lines blow away.
