AUSPOL Bump Limited Reached due to being too popular edition

G'day you filthy cunts
I guess Blumf was really a filthy kike all along huh? I wonder why him and Prepbull don't get along?

Anyway, here's some news:

>Filthy Ranga Hanson has undeclared properties

skynews.com.au/news/politics/federal/2017/04/09/hanson-under-scrutiny-over-undeclared-cottage.html

>Cunts in government still issuing fake robodebts

medium.com/@Asher_Wolf/trigger-warning-centrelink-robo-debts-are-killing-people-make-them-stop-33d6b81b05e3

>Refugees btfo by the American kike, Australian kike deems they stay in PNG

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-09/refugees-not-accepted-by-us-to-remain-in-papua-new-guinea/8428780

>Melbourne getting btfo by extreme weather

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-09/bom-melbourne-weather-flooding-power-outages-expected-storm/8428558

>Housing market correction will btfo boomers hard

afr.com/real-estate/residential/housing-correction-wont-be-orderly-20170407-gvfrg4

Daily reminder the Kirralee Smith is /ourgirl/ and Hanson is a dirty LNP loving ginger cunt.

Vid related: youtube.com/watch?v=yCpUrsf9glc

Vote Australian Conservatives as Kirralee Smith and Bernadi want to btfo Muslims and Gooks. Kikes too.

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GOOKS OUT

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Aldi worker reporting, who on xbone playing destiny and wants to party up?

The official Aus/pol/ theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=5jbY58HAVPo

can u for one fucking second
not take my first post

where do I find aussie girls interested in riding my BBC?

>Kirralee Smith is /ourgirl/

Isn't she a tool of the Jews?

GET OUT WITH THE GOOK CARTOONS

>Bernardi
>btfoing anybody

ALL GOOKS MUST DIE

WRONG YOU ARE THIS BETA

GET ME A JOB AT ALDI AND I WILL CONSIDER IT

NICE MEME

FUCK OFF GOOK

Gook gf = bad person

In other news today, my internet connection is really really bad, back to you user.

GAS YOURSELF NIGGER

We want abbot onion back

#Cucctheboats

no she's just naive

she needs to sit on my face tho desu

Is the rest of the world even trying to reach our levels of shitposting or have they given up?

Fill out a resume at Aldi careers you dopy cunt

degenerate
don't slander my pure kirralee

fuck can't you just have a word to your manager and hook me up i'm too lazy to fill out that meme shit

Woolworths or die

>half way through web application
>click next
>red warning text
>You must provide 50 references, at least 2 of which are from prior places of work.
>Ctrl-W and go look up ropes in the current Bunnings catalogue

Managers don't hire people, the area managers do

Kill yourself nerd

Cunts we've gotta cleanse Melbourne.

Living in Melbourne as a true blue larikin is starting to become a redpill itself because you get directly exposed to the association of gang violence and culture with the shitskin population uprising. It's too bad the cucks are too brainwashed to this, we need to open their eyes cunts

>Manus island will close at the end of the year


WHERE DO WE SEND THE GOAT FUCKERS NOW?

suck a dick they are here to stay and more alpha than you will ever be

only betas dont watch anime. you stupid betas. lmfao. i fuck ur wife.

>woolthots
>not overpriced with crappy service
k
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Meth 'til death

I remember when pretty much all Aussie girls were like her. It was in the 80s and early 90s.

well have a word with your area manager then you fuck wit i want a job at aldi so i can a discount on my already discounted groceries.

I went into an Aldi for the first time the other day.

They didn't have my usual brands for things, but the brands they did have looked very similar but had weird names.

What is their game?

nah melbourne is a containtment city where all teh fags can go.

Too true the cunts keep cuttin' me hours too, running out of VB funds.

They squeeze the manufacturers so you don't have to

>what is aldis game
break anti trust laws without getting caught

We don't get discounts cunt and I can't pass on word to my area manager

It's the same brands from the same company, just different names.

they still are cunt you just need to look a little harder

btw pauline loves prepbulls circumsizsed cock in her ginger cunt

There food is delicious and it takes market share away from coles and woolies

they have less brand choice
but the brand they do have are better and cheaper
what the fuck are you complaining about you retarded American?

they have to change the names on the brands because its illegal to undercut the same brands :)))

aldi is aids

they're cutting your hours because they're a failing business that rips off our aussie battler farmers and suck gook cock all day long
they can't even compete with the fucking kruats because they're so shit
coles too fuck coles

Why bother. We're living through another inquisition m8. This is a level of brain washing that can only be fixed by a very good army and a dictatorship.

We need to stop the apex niggers before they take over and scream "I am the captain now" and "give me the diamond"

who needs discounts when you're so cheap already?
why the fuck not you worthless cunt i guess i'll ahve to be content with my freelance writing job fuck you

LOL at the LNP getting fucked hard in the NSW by elections

They have shit imported from the EU

but the prices are so fucking good
coles is expensive as fuck so is woolworths
whny the fuck would i spent my hard earned shekels at woolies or coles when i can get double the groceries for half the price? huh cunt?

I remember that smell you got at school from all the girls wearing skirts and only having panties on. Someone should bottle that.

We still sell first party brands you stupid weeb, we also sell cheaper renamed brands from the same company.

>Can you guess what this brand is?

you sound like a perverted cunt
perhaps you should put your face into a wood chipper

Any of you fagggots going to the marxism rally next week?

I agree Pauline is a useless old cunt. I don't blame her though. Poor girl copped so much shit she deserves the bucks.

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not all of us are gook preoperty investors fuck off back to china you abc cunt

>Can you guess what this brand is?
>memorizing the pharma joy
good goy

Liberal party must be on drugs

Can you guess who owns this brand then?

((((Hint)))) they're an Australian non Jewish company

Coles and woolies are the aids newfag

12.5%

I wish your misconception was true, i'm poor and enjoy VB tinnies.

Wtf. I was the same age at the time. They've probably got aircon now so you don't get as much girly smell.

lurk more new fag

Awesome.
Imma buy myself a pallet of that shit

Aldi is fkn shit and not cheaper at all, you end up having to goto Coles or Woolworths anyway to get extras plus the one time I went in to check it out it was like a refugee centre, fuck that, never again

Fuck off pedo q society dog

I've seen so many posters for it everywhere, its reaching outer suburb melbourne. But no fuck that cunt.

goon is better you empty carb loving cunt
at least i'm getting vitamins and antioxidants

the only brands i remember
are trojan ( even though i dont use condoms )
coke, dorritos and mount jew

girls smell like shit the best smell is your own dick 6 hours after you've had a long wank

Fuck off cunt. Aldi has everything you would ever need in life and is cheap af.

albertsons's soft dry red, my fingolian friend

did u know u can buy more goon for ur money on the dole than the beers

great choice mate

How many kids you got?

what's the best fast food lads?

I really like zambreros, do you guys have that? it's the best mexican type food i've had. a taco bowl with everything bet halapenos is very tasty.

red rooster is nice even if no one goes there. the chips are very nice. a rippa roll combo is tasty.

kfc has disgusting burgers but the twisters are ok.

where should I go tomorrow? i need a good nice meal and there's so much disgusting stuff out there (like hungry jacks)

nah dude u gotta get that pussy juice on your dick, just fucking pound a nice rancid cunt for an hour or two. and then dont shower for a week

wooah what a smell, love it boys

i'm a freelance writer so i make less than newstart
i'm poor as dirt but at least i'm not a filthy dole bludger r-right?

sometimes i make many thousands a month, sometimes i only make fuck all
should i kms?

Nah it doesn't, they don't sell roo mince, enjoy shopping with the filthy reffos you fagit

That's a pretty moot response

I am fortunate enough to live in a metro area that is majority Australian. But catching the train and going to Uni most days is just depressing. What do i do with my life baka, should i join the UPF or something?

You're an idiot. Go to Coles. Get a whole heap of shit for a dollar or three each, go to computer checkout so you don't have to be served by some shitskin or some fat ugly white bitch with a feminazi attitude. Win.

1 WHITE BLONDE HAIRED BLUE EYED FEMALE ON THE WAY

i lost count at 5
im not good at math

Fish and chips shop burgers m8.
2x the size of something you'll get from Mickey D's and the chips are way better

Kfc is god tier
fuck i love fried chicken holy shit

>Lived in America.
>Come back to Australia.
>Live in a 5000 person population town.
>Fast food is practically poisonous to you.

My best advice for you is to attempt to replicate traditional southern american foods. I recommend biscuits and gravy. Woolies croissants will suffice.

He has a gook gf

Subway and any HSP, the only good thing that came out arabs.

females are disgusting creatures only good for procreation

Best smell is pussy juice on your dick a few hours after having a fuck. Makes you feel like a man.

nah just say your unemployed and get the dole you dumb cunt

more goons 4 u ay
fuck the police

You don't. None of them are interested.

Is that why you blow your load into a test tube?

>Not mentioning zambreros quesadillas
>Red rooster is owned by curry munchers
>Kfc is an islander refuge shelter

Cook your own food you walking heart attack

That's gross

>biscuits
why the fuck do you fat fucks eat "biscuits and gravy"
shit's literally just a pancake
americans are subhuman and deserve to be gassed during the third world war by our russian saviors

Everyone is. We should just be forming deathsquads to remove all the cancer from our society.

>I wonder why him and Prepbull don't get along?
My theory is that Trump was told Turnbull was leader of the Liberal Party and thought it meant socially liberal because he's retarded.

i agree they are tasty, but all my local fish and chip chops just literally deep fry supermarket frozen fries and they don't taste that good. u get a huge amount for ur money but kfc/red rooster/any chain store chips are better

i do like local takeaway burgers for the most part.

really over hsps, they are god damn revolting. and subway is boring af.

i wish we had some choice here when we want nice tasting cheap ish fucking food

The only girls in Aus that are interested in BBC are abbos.
The only blacks in Aus are somaliniggers who cut each other up with machetes.
Nobody sane would touch that shit