What's the first thing you're going to do when WWIII starts?

What's the first thing you're going to do when WWIII starts?

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Same thing I do everyday.
Masturbate.

Get out of bed like I do every morning.

Ask my hot virgin sister for sex

Take over a cattle farm so I have some food!

this

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Fpbp

The usual contemplation of suicide.

>get conscripted
>fight against the good guys
>win
>come home
>get beheaded in street by Muslim

>flag
>not answering "shitpost"

nice proxy

Tell my deplorable friends I told you so about Drumpf. But her emails....

breakfast I guess

/thread

Eat a whole bushel of apples.

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... only more furiously.

Cum.

shitpost about my profits

start my warband

shouldn't you start it before you need it?

fuck a corpse

Go to her house.

Shitpost Ron Paul .gifs in happening threads on Sup Forums

>hysterical retards of pol unironically believe ww3 is about to happen

Get it together children

And do what user?

Crack open a cold one.

Do you think anyone expected another world war that would kill off 80 million people in the 1920s?

Bomn a nearby mosque

Clean my rifle.

best to wait until the time is ripe

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find an end of the world party and finally find out how much whiskey I can consume before passing out or dying.

if we meme it, it will happen

It's not happening, go to bed, Russia and everybody knows it's either get curbstomped by the US or everyone dies in nuclear hell fire, Russia isn't going to risk that for fucking Syria...

>ask

That looks like a very skilled tongue.

>tfw no rifle to clean daily, hunt food with and treat it as your child
feels bad man

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>curbstomped by the US
Not if you wake up China

Also
It's not about syria. It's about a pipeline that would put brakes on the russian oil market in europe. Russia can't allow that.

Ask for sauce

Spam Sup Forums with Ron Paul memes

sharpen my axe, check my wood stocks, put some sound alarms on my wood stocks

sharpen my knives

add dried pigs blood to my shotty shells

electrify the fence

plant thorn bushes

bait to some emma watson trap porn

>TFW you have sand in your M16's gas tube

Don't feel too bad.

starve probably.

cum and fart

fpbp

Take my 15 foot camper to the Steens Mountain region of OR and wait it out on some recently purchased land in the safest and least populated area in the continental US.

Good luck Sup Forums

Sorry bub I know we all want a cause to fight and care for because of how hollow and cushy modern life is but ww3 is not happening.

> funeral
> parents devastated
> parents spat on by a feminist
> father punches feminist
> put in prison
> converted to islam
> cuts off mothers head on release

fucking hell

WWIII now: kill the jews, muslims, africans and spics edition

>He can't see where this train is going.
Something is coming, a blackout, a war, a general collapse or, given long enough, the civil war between the normies and the muzzies.
No matter how hard you cry, you can't stop it bruv, might as well enjoy it.

Like everyone else. Shitpost on Sup Forums

As soon as she touches your dick?

Eat kebab, get drunk and watch anime.

Your economy is going to shit and we all know what eventually happens

I want to put my tongue on her tongue.

>virgin

I'm not going to rape my sister

Sounds pretty good honestly.

Keep moving dem goal posts, I get it though we all are craving the happening that'll never come.

wonder if I'll see Half Life 3 in my lifetime

Liqour, maybe start takin opiates again, learn chineese

Go to oregon and raid your place and expand my empire fallout4 atyle

What a letdown

>media believes /pol controls the world
Hehehehehehe

Are you my sister?

youtube.com/watch?v=QqreRufrkxM

Begin sport hunting the bourgeois globalist class in their country enclaves.

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Eat a whole bushel of apples

>see thermonuclear bomb parachute dropped by plane
>masturbate furyously so you can knuckle in an orgasm before death.

This is my tactic

shitpost on Sup Forums

Probably sign up to the military because I need an escape and I'm borderline suicidal anyway.

Bunker down for a few weeks until the retards who try to go Rambo all run out of ammo, then head out with a katana and get myself some guns.

War is human nature. It is bound to happen eventually.

Excuse me?

Kill myself so I can say I've never been killed by anyone else. Better k/d that way

go to the gym and do girl pushups in the squat rack

go to syria, join assad or putin and murder as many amerifat jewasslicking neocons as i can and then die

THE MASTERPLAN!

Ryound up a few gipsies to dig the mass graves

There isn't going to be any WW3, you're delusional and fucking retarded.

>What's the first thing you're going to do when WWIII starts?

Die. I live near both a state capitol and a major airbase. See you on the other side.

Start killing Bulgarians before they attack us again

Blame the jews with you lot, right here?

Duh.

that didn't work the first time, Milko..

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbo-Bulgarian_War

Probally run to my cousin and rape her until nuke drop on us

Become a warlord

kill all gypsyes in range

Go to the nearest leftist radio/newspaper/tv station and kill everyone single cunt there. Repeat until all propaganda centers are destroyed.

Depends on what my government does.
If they send NZ troops to die for Israel I'd rally behind an anti-war populist (preferably fascist) movement. Otherwise I'd just do the same things as always.

Remember my words, Drago, we're gonna go Basileios Boulgaroktonos on your ass

Remove kebab.

fpbp

shitpost until the net dies

Answer the call to arms, simple.

get comfy

bork

fly back to america and grab my stockpiled guns and ammo kek

>implying WWII ever ended