What's the first thing you're going to do when WWIII starts?
What's the first thing you're going to do when WWIII starts?
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Same thing I do everyday.
Masturbate.
Get out of bed like I do every morning.
Ask my hot virgin sister for sex
Take over a cattle farm so I have some food!
this
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Fpbp
The usual contemplation of suicide.
>get conscripted
>fight against the good guys
>win
>come home
>get beheaded in street by Muslim
>flag
>not answering "shitpost"
nice proxy
Tell my deplorable friends I told you so about Drumpf. But her emails....
breakfast I guess
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Eat a whole bushel of apples.
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... only more furiously.
Cum.
shitpost about my profits
start my warband
shouldn't you start it before you need it?
fuck a corpse
Go to her house.
Shitpost Ron Paul .gifs in happening threads on Sup Forums
>hysterical retards of pol unironically believe ww3 is about to happen
Get it together children
And do what user?
Crack open a cold one.
Do you think anyone expected another world war that would kill off 80 million people in the 1920s?
Bomn a nearby mosque
Clean my rifle.
best to wait until the time is ripe
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find an end of the world party and finally find out how much whiskey I can consume before passing out or dying.
if we meme it, it will happen
It's not happening, go to bed, Russia and everybody knows it's either get curbstomped by the US or everyone dies in nuclear hell fire, Russia isn't going to risk that for fucking Syria...
>ask
That looks like a very skilled tongue.
>tfw no rifle to clean daily, hunt food with and treat it as your child
feels bad man
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>curbstomped by the US
Not if you wake up China
Also
It's not about syria. It's about a pipeline that would put brakes on the russian oil market in europe. Russia can't allow that.
Ask for sauce
Spam Sup Forums with Ron Paul memes
sharpen my axe, check my wood stocks, put some sound alarms on my wood stocks
sharpen my knives
add dried pigs blood to my shotty shells
electrify the fence
plant thorn bushes
bait to some emma watson trap porn
>TFW you have sand in your M16's gas tube
Don't feel too bad.
starve probably.
cum and fart
fpbp
Take my 15 foot camper to the Steens Mountain region of OR and wait it out on some recently purchased land in the safest and least populated area in the continental US.
Good luck Sup Forums
Sorry bub I know we all want a cause to fight and care for because of how hollow and cushy modern life is but ww3 is not happening.
> funeral
> parents devastated
> parents spat on by a feminist
> father punches feminist
> put in prison
> converted to islam
> cuts off mothers head on release
fucking hell
WWIII now: kill the jews, muslims, africans and spics edition
>He can't see where this train is going.
Something is coming, a blackout, a war, a general collapse or, given long enough, the civil war between the normies and the muzzies.
No matter how hard you cry, you can't stop it bruv, might as well enjoy it.
Like everyone else. Shitpost on Sup Forums
As soon as she touches your dick?
Eat kebab, get drunk and watch anime.
Your economy is going to shit and we all know what eventually happens
I want to put my tongue on her tongue.
>virgin
I'm not going to rape my sister
Sounds pretty good honestly.
Keep moving dem goal posts, I get it though we all are craving the happening that'll never come.
wonder if I'll see Half Life 3 in my lifetime
Liqour, maybe start takin opiates again, learn chineese
Go to oregon and raid your place and expand my empire fallout4 atyle
What a letdown
>media believes /pol controls the world
Hehehehehehe
Are you my sister?
Begin sport hunting the bourgeois globalist class in their country enclaves.
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Eat a whole bushel of apples
>see thermonuclear bomb parachute dropped by plane
>masturbate furyously so you can knuckle in an orgasm before death.
This is my tactic
shitpost on Sup Forums
Probably sign up to the military because I need an escape and I'm borderline suicidal anyway.
Bunker down for a few weeks until the retards who try to go Rambo all run out of ammo, then head out with a katana and get myself some guns.
War is human nature. It is bound to happen eventually.
Excuse me?
Kill myself so I can say I've never been killed by anyone else. Better k/d that way
go to the gym and do girl pushups in the squat rack
go to syria, join assad or putin and murder as many amerifat jewasslicking neocons as i can and then die
THE MASTERPLAN!
Ryound up a few gipsies to dig the mass graves
There isn't going to be any WW3, you're delusional and fucking retarded.
>What's the first thing you're going to do when WWIII starts?
Die. I live near both a state capitol and a major airbase. See you on the other side.
Start killing Bulgarians before they attack us again
Blame the jews with you lot, right here?
Duh.
that didn't work the first time, Milko..
Probally run to my cousin and rape her until nuke drop on us
Become a warlord
kill all gypsyes in range
Go to the nearest leftist radio/newspaper/tv station and kill everyone single cunt there. Repeat until all propaganda centers are destroyed.
Depends on what my government does.
If they send NZ troops to die for Israel I'd rally behind an anti-war populist (preferably fascist) movement. Otherwise I'd just do the same things as always.
Remember my words, Drago, we're gonna go Basileios Boulgaroktonos on your ass
Remove kebab.
fpbp
shitpost until the net dies
Answer the call to arms, simple.
get comfy
bork
fly back to america and grab my stockpiled guns and ammo kek
>implying WWII ever ended