Why is Australia so great?

Why is Australia so great?

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bunch of sick cunts m8

You're welcome ;^)

THANKS DAD

No force of Nature can withstand the might of the Celto-Brython.

It turns out that white convicts were the true Übermensch

stupid bait

fuck off

clever country right there

kek, if i ever had to describe this country in 1 webm this would it

please don't tell them they're great. they will just come up in here and shitpost

It turns out that the murderers and thieves were less retarded than the rest of you cunts who stayed behind.

That's just the way it is.

Because it have the biggest fast loser show?

the only state in australia that is far superior than all

indeed

Which state is the superior one?

can cunts stop taking ouR money
mr avacado better fix this WA gst bullshit or i am voting for deez nuts next time

Queensland, of course.

imagine lads....

lol

What money? The boom is over and now you're back to leeching off the other states for another century or two.

pay reparitions u stupid fuck

Confirmed

banana bender poor fucks stop leeching money from everyone you cyclone destroyed state

>Australian men voted hottest
That seems right honestly
>whenever i watch big bash all i see is chad with their 10/10 girlfriend having beer
Also
Simon baker
Hugh jackman

Sorry to put a downer on things lads, but were have to see the truth
m.youtube.com/watch?v=aU4ehgnTjVg

what kind of a stupid fucj lives ina flood and tornado zone

dumb as bricks

Lol get fucked cunt. The cyclone did more damage to nsw than the white path it cut through qld

Tassie

whatever you say cunt, you're still a parasite... been there i swear qld is like sydney bunch of ching chongs infested the city fuk me , ive been to sunny bank and alli can see are abduls and changs kys mate

He said state, not wart

EMU

>mfw it takes australians 20 minutes to load this thread

Thats rich coming from some cunt emits probably a fuckin melbournite lebbo

all the bbc porn it posts on Sup Forums

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>implying america isn't the best

standard aus poster

>be american
>get shot

nice try there mate, westie here born and bred you banana bending cunt... fucked enough cane toad shielas yeah? i swear man i dont even think you're a bloody white australian, more like some farkin chingchong from vietnam or china or somethin who wanna be an australian.. mate you'll never be an australian you cunt.

best at what
you arent even the best at being obese
we beat you at that too

>be Australian
>have a false sense of security because you banned guns
>while living on an island with tons of dangerous animals

Hahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha YOU'RE NOT EVEN A FUCKIN 'STRAYAN XDDDDDD

Because we're a nation that understands the importance of pure, clean love

Being attractive sounds nice and all, but so does having that's not stuck in the 20th century.

like how insecure are you cunts
everyone is ur enemy or something i dont get it
aussies are mates and lads mate, too right cunt

thats because we dont need guns you pussy... relyin on some equalizer what a farkin poofta

>not a QLDer
>thinks he's Strayan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>flip at the end

holy shit

>using guns
yanks are weak as piss mate

>oy fuck mate its a redback get me bloody shotgun

Well, you used guns on emus and still lost to them.

dont you have a main road to drown in cunt

bloody oath man

>be Australian
>get stingray'd

Tall poppies everywhere, get ahead of anyone in any way and jealous cunts will cut you down everytime

Spineless faggots, one on one fights dont happen anymore, just roided up pink short wearing, sleave tattoo bearing zyzz wannabes happy to fuck each other up the ass

Not many real aussies left, just gated community richboys, western suburb lebo wannabes and lads

Massive worship for American culture, cunts wearing basketball and baseball gear, watch american shows, eat at american franchises

Too scared to do anything while the country turns into an Islamic Caliphate or chinese real estate

No one talks 'aussie' just a weird faggot ass murrcan british faggot wannabe accent

Women act like men and are fucking disgusting

Hardly any white people left in major cities

Current Australia is a fucking joke and embarrassment, unless you surf at least 3 times a week (not longboard like a fucking queer or get your faggot latte after your selfie session with the 10foot log you bought for facebook) do some sort of physical work and help those around you who are down, you're not an aussie. you're a fucking queer cunt

Australia 2017 and the numales who come here are a fucking embarrassment get fucked

>You will never save a cute Loli from a flood and then the state awards you the right to custody of her since her family perished so you try to raise her as a little sister but she ends up falling in love with you so you get married and live forever happily together
What a terrible existence.

meanwhile in brisbane

melbourne 2.0

Get fucked cunt

yea nah ur a dickhead m8

>be Canadian

Jokes on you chinaman we spent it even when we didn't get it, so now there's a debt, finances are fucked and we'll have to get paid more by the feds anyway.

God Bless Barnett he was a genius to do that, seriously.

>inb4 A FUCKING LEAF

>used guns against goatherders and jungle cunts still lost

USA BTFOd all the time.... i swear man you're bragging about your big guns but you're still a farkin wimp kek

some of our top blokes have been alright

>most deadly snake in the world bites you
>BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS MY FRIEND

I thought Melbourne was ground zero for every insufferable lefty down under.

Now that I'm complaining. All the easy tourists here are from there.

no aussies talk like this anymore and the ones that do don't sit here lying about how great Australia is

To be fair, we killed more of them than they did us

Go learn how to drink a real beer then come back and talk

mate where the fark do you live? melbourne?

fuck off its sunday night you fucking drongo

t. NEET

>huhuhu we "killed more of them" they lost we win

you lost... now suck it up cupcake

yea nah cunt, get fucked ya galah

lying kooks, sorry to make you look bad in front of the Americans you so desperately want to impress

nah man you're just a victorian pisshead.. i swear mate we need to build a wall around your fag city

Seems like you need more niggers to even the playing field

>leftists vote leftist city #1

get fucked melbourne

Didn't say we didn't lose.. all I'm saying is we don't lose fights often, especially not to birds

implying you surf

Because a man named Drumpf isn't in charge of Australia

they have abos which are worse

no more excuses cunt... you lost thats it. i swear man if you lost to syria....

Yamba
So hard to believe there's a real Aussie here? You think that's impressive? why don't you sign up for a 'surf school' kek

Descended from the Gaelic master race.

>yamba
can u speak english cunt

lol no i just dont think (you) surf. why does this hurt as much as it does for(you). is it cause you don't surf?

Isn't there an anime where some guy adopts a loli orphan and they end up falling in love and getting married?

"Oi fuckin' oath cunt ayy you bloody drongo pom fag ayy mate oiiiii"
Mate. You sound like a fucking immigrant chink trying to be Australian.

there's more to Australia than North Sydney you sheltered fuckboy

I want to go to America because there it within my right to bear arms
When I get there I'm going to purchase a suitcase nuke
For family protection of course

im in perth u fuck wit

>Why is Australia so great?

bruce i...

oh yeah good choice

recreational nukes are awesome

delete this

Vegemite is a real food

I've surfed for 17 years faggot, all around Australia and the world.
Cactus, Margaret River, Red Bluff, Bells, faggoty qld points, west coast Tassie (skeletons), everywhere, all I see here are private school cocksuckers pretending theyre 'Aussie maaaaaate!' to impress Murrcans. fucking pathetic

As a Sydney Sider I have never interacted with any blacks besides one nigger that threatend to bash me in year 7 for a dumb reason. What are they actually like?

btfo cuckbourne

perth fag here, you probably never met a true blue aussie before, you're too farkin busy talking to abdul and changs. mate, i swear kys eastern cucks it's for the best

nobody is pretending you fuck head
clearly you live in either sydney or melbourne
the two worst cities in australia