That will be $75,000 goy

that will be $75,000 goy
>plus tip

>Be burger
>roll off of my double-kingsize bed, slip on my crocs
>bathe in my xtrasize jumbo shower™
>drop my bigmac on the shower, cry
>get down for breakfast on my stairlevator™
>mom made bacon and pancakes, tip mom
>sing the national anthem before eating
>pour half a gallon of high fructose syrup on cardboard tasting pancakes (no maple syrup, ‘cause fuck Canada).
>add 1 ounce of “I can’t believe it’s not butter” because never learned a reasonable standard international unit, so must use ounces like a retarded kid making up measurements
>Go to school, tip teacher
>Sing national Anthem, get frisked for guns before going to class
>1 hours of pep rally for big game, tip cheerleaders
>2 hours of learning about creationism
> 1 hour of being molested by priests
>returns home after being molested
>Hear gunshots
>kid with giant assault rifle going nuts MGMT.mp3
>third time this week
>mental note to tip the teachers extra to make sure they are frisking everybody
>police arrives eating donuts on mobility scooters
> they kill shooter, plus 3 or 4 black kids from the neighborhood
> police officers automatically acquitted, because black kids looked dangerous
>tip cops, sing national anthem while they get their medals

>go back home, can’t eat tacos ‘cause they are too expensive (we needed that money to build a wall)
>get 4th mortgage on the same house
>watch as housing and credit markets collapse causing worldwide chaos
>buy tacos
>try to play fetch with my dog
>We both have heart attacks
>Get taken to hospital
>doctor is an Indian man, named Suresh
> my father complains Suresh is staling all the jobs
> father tells me that being schooled doesn’t mean being intelligent
> believe him, he is always employee of the month in Walmart
> tip Suresh
>get taken home, tip the ambulance guys
>MFW when 700,000.00 dollars bill arrives.
>Thank God we got rid of Obamacare.
>try to watch the news, but president Trump prohibited the news to transmit news
>end up watching 3 hours of Keeping up with the Kardashians
>next day go back to school
>have a surprise test on my American culture class!
>gonnafailthissohard.jpeg
>mfw the test is all about the Kardashians
> Ace test
>go back home
>make a thread praising Trump on Sup Forums
>home invasionby nigger with gun
>too fat to reach out for the gun in drawer
>get shot
>dead.txt

Saw this documentary on the Chinese millionaire immigrants who came here we just recently ended their visa program. They go shopping. $140,000 for a piano she says do you have a better one. Goes on to buy or talk about $150,000 necklace

Real burgers propose with onion rings

pretty good let me try
>be indian
>drink the water
>die

Forge your own. It will have more meaning that way.

Also (((JEW)))lery

ahuahauhauhaa OH GOD! why do you mock them burgers? have you no soul ?

>plus tip

A tear came to my eye when reading this.

It must be hard for you to not have such freedoms.

My mother gave me a decent amount of high quality diamonds, I just need to get a ring made up when I find a woman who isn't a complete degenerate slut.

>Be american
>Drink water
>Grow tits

Never bought jewelery. You really have to tip?

If you buy your girlfriend (or anyone) a diamond ring you are literally falling for Jewish tricks.

*hands over $75,000$*
Tip will have to wait, year from now when son is born.

Wtf? I don't get it but I Kek'd so hard anyway

only in America where jewelers are paid less than minimum wage

Of course since wedding rings are not included in bankruptcy seizures, it's as good a place as any to shelter your assets.

She's loving it

Its more in the milk

That dude went full nigger.

High test though.

God Bless America

What kind of abomination is this??

Fucking burger I swear

When a Jew says plus tip he doesn't mean what you think he means.

>"plus tip"
>jewelry store

clever

F L U B B E R
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>buying into the kike diamond scam
Why would anyone do this? Just brand your cunt, does the same as a ring but better and more permanently.

...

I want to ask my Gf to Marry but the rings are expensive. It's been a setback and I'm not young.

Diamonds are intrinsically worthless.

Only nigger and idiots spend money of jewelry.

Kek

>I want to ask my Gf to Marry
literally why

Don't get her a diamond get her one she really likes, diamond is one of the uglier gems.

your property

There is no tip in jewelry sales, they're done by commission.

If the ring was $75k, the sales associate would get $750~$2,250 of it depending on their rate.

Likewise, say your fianceé dumps you 3 weeks later after the associate has been paid and she decides to return the ring, that associate doesn't earn any more commission until they've sold enough to pay it back and works on minimum wage.

You make this sound like a negative.

also

>debeers

Diamond value is artificially created.

They're so rare that impoverished African nations use them as blood money :^)

Right on the feels

Use your mother or grandmother's mother's ring(a ring with all her children's birthstones). Is what i did, she likes it with its ten stones. Is encouragement for her make lots of baby too

dont those rings have a no-return policy, like wedding dresses?

any ring will do, diamonds are really a baby boomer thing, they are the goodest goys and their entire lives revolved around consumerism - they are all surely going to some type of feces world when they die

why pay that. super fucking restarted. She love not you.

Depends on the store policy, but I would think so for an amount that high. I've never worked in a store with rings that costed more than ~$10k, but I've never sold anything higher than $1,200.

I had a good kek from these thanks pajeet, u aint so bad after all

>be poo in loo
>poo everywhere in my country except loo

its gorgeous though
I would be happy with a 20$ fake of that design